Depoopifikayshun
[DAISY: DON'T REED THIS!!] A long time ago I lernd that if I git sqwishy poop in between my toze and Mr Tasty Face sees it, then I git a foot bath. Unlike my best frend Mr Zenith (a bengal), I'm not wild abowt water. In fakt, I deetest it. So win I git swishy poop between my toze, I run and hide sumware and then I suk my toze to git all the poopy owt. And the wet cat litter, too. It's not vary tasty, but honistly, it's better than that barfy medisin. Anyway, I spred my toze as wide apart as they'll go so that I git evry mollykyool of poop owt becuz my poop has a vary vary high konsintrayshun of stink partikuls, and Mr TF has a vary sensitive noze. And I have to be vary careful not to lik Mr TF's tasty face afterwerd, or he'll be on to me.Labels: i hope Daisy duzn't reed this, Mr Tasty Face, sqwishy poop
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Skeezix, I would hold yer paw, even with squishy poop between yer toes. Even though I think it would be nicer once all the poop molecules are removed.
daisy ... yer crazee ...
dat iz not da leest bit appetizin.
yuck! barf! yikez!
i see why u hid dat post skeez!
btw ... i got mi coppee uv we are the kitties! an i luv it! thank u fer da menshun in yer chapter. i red dat chapter before any udder! it wuz grate!
Oh you are a stinky cat much like my brother Mao Mao! I still think u r the cutest tho xxxx oooh, here's a tip for getting rid of the poo : walk all over the human's clothes and then all over the bath. I do it regularly and it works without fail xxxx
Oh, Daisy, I wuzn't so much werried abowt yoo not holding my paw as I was werried that yoo'd never wanna kiss me agin, knowing that thare were poop mollykyools in my mowth!
Yao-Lin -- that's whut I used to do, and that's why I got all the foot baths!
MOL I bet that was fun though MOL
you cute little stinker xxx
Daisy is a very understanding cat!
Good luk staying under Mr. Tasty Face's radar.
Aw, Skeeeeeeeeeezix.
I am sorry you still have poop trubbles. Maybe you should ask Mr. TF to use some pink shampoo, something flowery and won't sting the eyes...
okay. maybe not... :-/
Cool that you can spread your toes that far apart!
Gross on the rest.
Knead On ~
Skeezix- we can smell it just frum looking at the pikshures! I'm now furry deturminned not to get the squerts.
LOKi
I am laffin and laffin! I can't believe you actually talked about this for the whole world to see! You are either very silly or very brave!
Did you get a chance to lick Mr. Tasty Face yet? Did he detect any poop molecule remnants? Golly, I hope not
Skeezix - ask Mr.TF to buy some Cottonelle moist wipes (they come in a nice pink box!). Then, instead of giving you a foot bath, he can give you a foot wipe - no water involved! it's very easy and so much better for you than licking poop off yer toes. Mostly it's the litter that's bad for you, especiially if it's clumping litter. You don't want that in yer tummy, do ya? When Inky gets "Poo-Poo foots" (which is rare), we just pull out a wipe or two from the nice pink wipe box and wipe away all that mess. It's very handy for when dogs get "Poo-Poo Foots" which is how we discovered they were useful. Dogs can't spread their toes as wide as you cat's and need more help when gunk of any kind gets stuck in their toes.
Trust me Skeezix - Cottonelle wipes in the Pink Box beat foot baths with water or with your tongue any day. Just think how much fresher your breath will be for Diasy!
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