A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I think yoo'll agree that the Fler Duh Lee reely makes it look vary klassy.
Labels: fashion, fashion show, frootbat friday, Maybe Daisy will wunt to borrow this kyoot owtfit and git her gerl smell on it
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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16 Comments:
Oooooohhh! Skeezix, you look so HANDSOME in that ensemble. It is very sporty and manly. And the fleur de lis motif is fabulous! My heart is racing!
If you want, I'll fix the collar on yer shirt when you get to the party.
Ooh laalaaa. Fleur de lis is French and anything French is classy.
You look fantastic and stylin' even with your collar bunched under the sweter vest.
You look very "sharp"
Wow, Wow, Wow. I think you and Daisy are the most fashionable cats in the world. I especially like the layered look. FAZ
No doubt about it...you'll be the best dressed guy at the party tonight. Gosh, Max and I were just planning on wearing our regular collars, but maybe we should try to spruce ourselves up a bit.
George
deer skeez,
dis iz dressed down fer u ... izzen't it?
u look verree hansum ... an u an da byootiful daisy will make sumthin called a "strikin cupple"!
Are you going to a polo match today? You look very stately - whatever that means! Daisy is one lucky girl. If I was a girl, I might have urjes over this picture.
Knead On ~
Oh wow you look so Skexzi....
*gasp* an I just ran away from Lux's site for his naughty bits and saying you Skexzi!
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*runz away screeming*
You look very handsome, like a young Hugh Grant.
You look great!
that owtfit makes ya look way classy. you'd fit in reel good in Bev-fur-lee Hills.
You are so tallerant! I can't bring myself to wear clothes. Mom says the boy's school pictor always comes back wif sumfing silly wrong like hair stickin up or his collar wrong. No one else notices.
Skeezix when and where is the party tonight? Do you know? i finally got my blogger blog made so now i can comment you more often!
Skeezix this outfit is gorgeous! finally got blogger to let me make a good blog instead of wordpresses generic version!
~~~~Oreo the Cat~~~~
You look so classy it almost makes me want to start wearing clothes, Skeez ... *almost!
Skeezix ... You are so incredibly fashionable. The colors of your ensemble are so striking against your fur. I'm amazed that you haven't been asked to walk the catwalks of Paris, Milan, and NYC ... So handsome.
Meow ...
DMM
Your vest is to die for.
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