A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
If yoo look at my ear from strate overhed, it duzn't look too big! Mao has now deesided he wunts to take over my cat cup, so it's a tite sqweeeze! Ferst Rocky takes over my tunnul box, and now Mao takes over my cat cup: it is gitting vary diskerijing!Labels: big cats steeling stuff frum me, cat cup, frootbat friday, i hope daisy duzn't think I like boys better than gerls becuz I sleep with Mao
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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15 Comments:
KC said...
O, u's two look so snuggly 'n cozy. hope neiffer one wanna move, though. hee hee.
You two look very cozy all snuggled up there! You also look like a symbol that I can't remember the name of...Tara
That definitely looks like a tight fit, but you look so cozy snuggled together like that. :)
Oh Skeezix, I hope you don't get too squished in there! But, I like a boy who knows how to snuggle.
Mao looks very snuggly there! Latte & I were snuggling in the exact same way last night.
Kaze
PS The LL is happy to see you still like the blankie she made you!
So cute! It's a Feline Yin-Yang symbol!! :)
Skeez...is there something wrong with Mao's blog? Kaze's all frantic that she can't go read that list of his again.
Latte
Nice frootbat. Of course, I'm admiring the fashion show as well. Great idea Skeez!
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you look kind of kramped in there Skeezix... but aybe good kramped
:-/
I hope you have a snuggly day
Oops, bad link for the yin/yang symbol. Try http://altreligion.about.com/library/glossary/symbols/bldefsyinyang.htm/yang
At least he helps keep you warm!
We're having Feeble Friday over here at ArtsyCatsy, so ignore our previous posts that we couldn't get right. Maybe tomorrow will be Smarter Saturday! :-)
ooooh - we sees the yin-yang too! This means you complete each other!
You two look like a round ball! Very cute!
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