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Heer yoo can see my pink mannykyer. And I think the glasses make me look smart. At leest I hope so, becuz my speshul frend Daisy is studying to be a dokter: she's smart and ambishus! So I have to look smart, too, so she duzn't find sum Dr McDreemy to run off with.Labels: daisy, Dr. Mcdreamy, maybe I shood sine up for the Milton Bradley home study korse, softpaws, urjes
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Hi Skeeze!
Yu shuld nevur werry bout Daisy leevin yu fur sum Dr. McDreamy -
She will never find annuther boyfrend with your charm!
Yur pal,
Mr. Zenith
You do look very intellectual with those glasses Skeezix! I don't think you have to worry about Daisy running off with some other cat. After all, you both like pink!
you look so intellectual & brainy in those glasses but the pink mannykyer makes you look intellectual but approchable.
we were worried about our mum running off with Dr McDreemy but dad said 'fat chance' so we's not worried anymore
Oh, Skeezix, you are my Mr. McDreamy. You look so handsome and studious in those glasses. And with the beautiful pink manicure, it is almost too much for my heart to take. ::sighs::
Oh how we loves a smart looking kitty! You are such a catch, Skeezix!!!
Maybe you could study to be Daisy's nurse? I think you'd look great in a little nurse get up. You look VERY smart with those glasses on.
Kaze
I like your pink man-a-cure. I usually get the kleer coat, but sometimes bloo.
You look very smart, like Harry Potter!
Yes, you look like a brainiac in those glasses. I think daisy likes the strong classy type though, so no need to werry
I adore the pink nails. Trés snazzy
For a minute I thought you were trying to be a Harry Potter look-a-like. I have a feeling that Dasiy likes you just as you are...no glasses needed.
I love your manicure!
Oh Skeezix, I don't fink yoo gotsa worry 'bout Daisy running off wif anyone! Maybe yoo shood take dat medikal coors and yoo and Daisy can study togeffur (how romantik).
Wow Skeezix...
I'm gobsmacked (they say that in England a lot.)
It's not just the glasses that send me into a tizzy... it's also those pink toenails.
I think they make you look like John Lennon, Skeezix.
Skeez, you have nothing to worry about. Daisy is yours forever!!
Oh, Skeezix, you silly boy! Daisy will always be true blue to her pink-toed boyfriend!
Lucy & Rocky
& the Artsy Catsy houseful
You look very distinguished. I love the manicure. Do they come in purple? I love purple.
Love,
Tazo
Skeezix, you look furry smart wif your glasses. we doesn't fink Daisy would leaf you eifurr.
The glasses plusify yor Cat Q enormusly. Furry hansum.
LOKi
You look VERY smart, Skeezix! Those glasses makes you look very intellectual! How can pretty Miss Daisy resist??
D
J
CC
i'm laffin an laffin at wut kaze sed ... u could be daisy'z nurse! i jus know yer lookin fer a nursez owtfit rite now!
an i do luv doze john lennon glassez on u! verree hansum.
Jete -- I've alreddy got a nurse's owtfit: that is, Mao has one, if he'll share with me. Yoo can see it heer.
Yoo do look furry interleckchull in yer glasses. Daisy will love yer hansum pichur.
Oh, yes, Skeezix! You should see if you can borrow Mao's nurse's outfit. Then we can play doctor and nurse....er... I mean, perform important and meaningful surgical procedures for the needy.
Skeezix--You know Skippyjon, too!!!! Isn't he the coolest Meezer??? Did you read our blog about him? Mom reads Skippyjon to us all the time.
Skeezix? You mean that you're NOT Dr. McDreamy already?
DMM
Skeezix- She has fownd Mr. McDreemy! He's all wite, got frootbat ears, has tuns of friends, and is wharing glasses that luk so adoruble on him in the picktur!!!
Rosie and Cheeto
Move over McDreamy! Hellllllo McSkeezix!!
o my dog ... i can't wate to see u in da nurse'z owtfit!
i'm holdin mi breath!
How are them pink toe nails werkin' our fer ya? Do ya wanna pull 'em off? Furry fashionable!
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