Wednesday, February 07, 2007
AND OWR FRENDS!

Drop by to see hoo wun!
Reed the storey of my life in:

We Are The Kitties
About Me
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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MY ACHEEVEMINTS
OTHER STUFF
MY FAMLY
ALERTS
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LINKS
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog

BLOGS
SAVE A CAT
> Pacific Siamese Rescue> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
CAT I'M SPONSERING
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
SKEEZIX STUFF

Offishul Skeezix the Cat T-Shirt

Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.










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14 Comments:
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Oh Skeezix, I am blushing and blushing! And look how broad and muscular yer shoulders look in that photo! WOW! WOW! WOW!
i am laffin an laffin!
That is so cute! I do the same thing on my computer too!
Oh Skeeze, I don't think you need a ticket! If you can get to our house you can head down there with the Lap Lady today! You're very smitten with her aren't you? That's so sweet!
Kaze
Very cute. I mean kyoot.
Don't get a stiff neck :-D
I hope today is your best day ever
Good thing yoor a nooter boy! She is a beyootee. Hope yoo get to teleport in fur sum snuggles wif Daisy soon.~Sadie
Spirit sez..I know how you feel Skeezix. I maded a Valentine for the guy I like yesterday, but I'm scared to give it to him, so maybe I'll just go look at his pickture sum more until I wouk up sum courage.
Skeezix, you are certainly smitten! And, hey, you're splotchy just like me, except you're slim & sleek, and I'm a big floppy blog.
Rocky
Oops, I meant "big floppy BLOB" ... my belly flopped up on my paws and I made a typo.
Rocky
Skeezix and Daisy sittin in a tree...k-i-s-s-i-n-g.......
oh, skeezix, daisy is oh so cute and so are you
You can go blind sitting that close to the computer screen!
Word verification says:
fybuyqtz
I think it means this:
For you - buy quartz
I think it's a stock tip!
Knead On ~
DKM said take a cold shower or look at dog pictures...
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