How I spent my Day....
Heer is how I spent my Saterday... after I finisht reecooperayting and then riting Daisy a berthday poem.Whut a nite last nite at Beau and Angie's party! Daisy and Pixie were the best drest sisters thare, and we all wint in my stroler, wich I had deetailed just for the okayzhun. Deetailing is win yoo pay sumwun to git all the Cheezits and Temptayshuns owt of all the nooks and cranneez, and make shur the weels are shiney. I also fluffed up my hot pink pillow frum Kaze, and hung an air freshener up with that noo stroler smell. Daisy notist that the stroler had bin deetailed, so it was werth it. My big bruther Mao did not go becuz Kaze wuzn't going to be thare. Rocky wint, but not in the stroler becuz he thinks the stroler is stoopid.
I got to danse with Daisy, and I also wint to git her a Catmopolitan becuz Rocky told me it's a good idea to git the gerls likkerd up if yoo wunt to have a good time. Dansing was a littul hard. My big bruther Mao took pity on me and tot me how to danse last week, but win I started dansing with Daisy, I reelized Mao had tot me the gerl part of dansing, not the boy part -- wich is the part ware the boy leeds. But Daisy didn't seem to mind. We dansed kind of slow together, and I cood smell her - she smelld reely good. Reely good. And her ears were vary kleen. And I did not step on her paws even once.
Me and Rocky coodn't stay as long as we wunted becuz the Food Lady was at werk and we didn't wunt her to git home and ketch us whooping it up, but beefore I left the party Daisy planted a kiss on my cheek, and at that point, the seeling started spinning and I got reely reely hot, and I coodn't breethe and I think I past owt and wet my pants. It was SUM kiss! Rocky sez I need to praktiss more so that I can injoy it insted of gitting a sensery overload, but he did menshun that I did good not to sqweel like a piggy. So I think I'm making progress.
Rocky had a good time becuz Sadie brot sum home grone primo nip.
So this morning I rote my berthday poem, and then I deesided to praktiss kissing Daisy. I didn't git vary far becuz win I lookt at her pikcher, I starting thinking whut it wood be like to undo her spagetti straps and then play with them. Thare vary dangle-ly. And then I looked down thare and saw ware her dress cuts away to show her shaved tummy, and at that point, I need a rest becuz it was gitting hard for me to breethe and I was feeling kinda hot. Maybe I'm coming down with the floo.
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I dont noe why but my ladee is purraktikallee rollin on the flor laffin aftur I reeded her yer post abowt yer day. I dont think she's laffin AT yoo tho, Skeezy. And itz gud to hear her laff.
I wish I cood haf bin at the partee las nite. I dont like this werk thing that my ladee duz win it interfeers wif my soshul life.
You crack me up Skeez! I'm glad you didn't make pig noises - that scares girls.
Knead On ~
O.K., whin I first told Misty I liked hur da same thing pritty much happend. Dad sed dat feeling shood neffur reely go away but dat it gets better and yoo lern how to handul it. Now, I has sisfurs so I wuz used to gerls, but still, whin yoo like a gerl cat it is a little bit intimidating. Hang in der Skeezix, yoo'll soon be abul to kiss her and not pass out and wet yoor pants. Yoo shood still feel hot and haf da room spin tho, utherwise yoor not doin it rite. At leest dats whut my dad sez.
We were at the party late so we didn't get to see you and Daisy dancing, but we heard about yer "accident" - bummer dude. Some of the big man cats made some fun at yer expense, but don't worry about it - they're just jealous that you gots such a great gurl like Daisy. Hey, by the way, them big man cats was sayin' that you wear pink P.J.'s - it that true? Pink? Ummm...we knows it's yer favorite color, but...well, whatever. Yer our buddy, we don't really care what color yer P.J.'s are.
Skeezix, you are the kitty! Meow! I mean you are just too much!
Skeezix, I have to tell you a few things:
1. I love fast strollers, and yours is hot!
2. You are a very good dancer. You didn't step on my paw even once.
3. When we were dancing slow together, I noticed your aftershave. It smelled nice. What kind did you wear? I think it might have been Brut, but I am not sure.
4. I have never kissed a boy before, so I hope I did it right.
5. Don't feel bad about your little accident. Everycat has them sometimes.
I had a dream about you after the party. I can't tell you what happened in the dream though.
(i think skeezix wuz warin "pachoolie" daisy)
skeez,
i'm reelee sorree i missed da incident at da partee. an i aploljize ... but i wuz laffin an laffin wen i herd abowt it!
it'z grate dat yer practicin. i must say, u an owr grate frend daisy make a purfect couple!
a-p-o-l-o-j-i-z-e ...
dere. i spelled it rong in mi comment.
ps: I forgot to ask you. Skeezix, do you study all those books? You are SMART. I like that.
Wow sounds like you had a good time. You and Daisy make a very cute couple.Your both adorable :)
Like Jeter would say, I am laffin an laffin!!! I think it would be fun to play with the spaghetti straps on that dress. I wonder how Daisy resists the urge to do that while she is waring it?
We have the same books! I hope Pixie thinks I am smart like you too! dot net rocks!
Skeezix ... You had it going on until you wet your pants. You've gotta stop doin' that or you're not gonna get much further with Daisy (like the spaghetti straps or more kisses).
DMM
Since we didn't get to the party (internet problems) we sure did enjoy reading about it here!
China Cat & Willow
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