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Monday, February 05, 2007
I'm indispozed
If yer wundering ware I am, I am feeverishly werking on making a valentine for that speshul sumwun. I wunt it to be purrfikt, so it's taking a lot of werk.
Thanks for the update, I was getting a little worried about you. I hope you don't work TOO hard. Anything you make for me would be special! But I can't wait to see it!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
Fry Yer Fleez! This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.
7 Comments:
I was wondering but I did figure that's what you were up to. I'm sure Daisy will love it!!
Kaze
Yup, we kinda figgered yoo were bizy wif sum kinda stuff. I think Daisy is alreddy impressed and yoor valentine will just put yoo ovur da top.
Thanks for the update, I was getting a little worried about you. I hope you don't work TOO hard. Anything you make for me would be special! But I can't wait to see it!
Glad yore ok, Skeezy. We were starting to get werryd.
Finny & Buddy
Good luck, Skeezix! I bet you'll come up with a purrrrfect Valentine for your lucky girlcat.
I'm lookin' forward to your comin' back, though!
Merlin
Valentines are hard work! I finished one for Latte, but having a hard time with Kimo's! Tara
Here's a tip - get yer beans to help you (that's their job)!
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