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My wish is that Rocky wood go git his own stoopid tunnel box and leeve mine alone. As yoo all know, my tunnel box is in a state of disreepare. Mr Tasty Face hasn't had time to retrofit it, so it brakes eezily. This time, it had sum help frum Rocky, hoo BUSTED DOWN THE FRUNT DOOR and crasht inside. Thare is no such thing as détente ware my tunnel box is konsernd.Labels: Détente, if I git Rocky mad will he stop giving me dating advice?, rocky, tunnel box
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh no Skeezix! I hope Rocky gets his own tunnel box and that Mr Tasty Face has time to fix your soon!
Skeez! Rocky Ann is Catster Cat of the Week! Maybe if Rocky goes to watch her, he'll leaf yur box an you can take ofur.
Or ask Mr. TF to give Rocky a paper bag. That'll keep him busy!
Skeezix, I see no other choice. You have tried being reasonable. Now you will have to start eviction proceedings.
Ahem, sorry Rocky, but get yoor butt out of da kids boks. I wuz wateing fur yoo under da bushes and yoo neffur showed up. Now I know why. Skeezix, Daisy is rite. Yoo may need to hire a lawcat to evict Rocky.~Sadie
deer skeezix,
yesturday mi mom bought a hoover, uprite, wind-tunnel vacyoom cleener. da box wuz jus rite fer a tunnel. i wunder if mi dad thru it owt dis mornin.
anyhoo ... i wuz thinkin uv u wen i saw it.
luv--jh
Rocky is shure a tunl hogg. Maybe leev sum fud owt for him on de udder end uf the howse?
LOKi
I hopes yoo get yer tunnel box fixed. And Rocky should learn to share. I'm teachin' Merlin to share.
What's with Mr. TF? He's usually so good about keeping your tunnel box all up to code! You need to post a "no squatters" sign on your tunnel box and evict Rocky's black-and-white buns! Tell him that I said so!
DMM
Hmmmm...maybe you need to close yer eyes and click yer back paws 3 times when you make a wish - oh, and we fink yer supposed to be wearing ruby red slippers when you do that. We saw this in a movie once.
Maybe its cause he is still depressed about his vixens? Tara
Oh your poor tunnel box! This makes me feel so sad. :(
Oh, we have nuthing but sympathie fur yoo Skeezix! We'll find a star and make a wish fur yer wish!!! HOpefullie it will come true! Paws crossed.
Doood...that's not right. A kitty's tunnel is like his CASTLE. Poop on something of his!
I am sorry that Rocky took your tunnel box. You look adorabibble standing next to it though
<3
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