Saturday, February 24, 2007

Mr Litterbox Entry

Heer is my offishul entry for Zeus' Mr Litterbox competishun. Yoo can enter, too, if yer a guy cat!


FORMAL LOOK:

This is my James Bond formal look. I think the ajetive yer looking for is "dashing."


STRENGTH:

I'm doing this feet of strength in the nood so yoo can reely see my big mussels. It's a littul blurry becuz I am so strong, I can lift ginormous wates at litening speed. I've bin praktissing.


FORM

Heer yoo can see better definishun of my big mussells. Yoo can see why I'm so good at bunny-kikking. And just look at thoze six-pak abs!


GETTING REDDY

I thot yoo mite like to see a beehind-the-seens looks at whut goze on beefore I start my wate-lifting. My big bruther Mao let me borrow his Hugh Hefner big man cat robe so that I wood look more manly. It keeps my mussells warm so I don't tare a ligamint or sumthing.

TALENT: TUNG AKSHUN

My speshul talent is being abul to lik my eyebrowz with my tung. As yoo can planely see, I have a big tung and I know how to use it (are yoo paying attenshun, Daisy?). I think this is a vary importunt attribyoot for Mr Litterbox.

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I also feel I need to point owt that I don't do nip, so I won't emberruss the kontest organizers with any skandals.

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20 Comments:

InkysMom said...

Well now, aren't you the handsome devil! Great pix Skeezix. I especially liked your talent. I bet you'll win!

2/24/2007 04:36:00 PM  
DaisyMae Maus said...

Skeezix ... You are a shoe-in for "Mr. Litterbox" because you're the whole package: Looks! Charm! Talent! PINK!
DMM

2/24/2007 05:00:00 PM  
Kelly Cat said...

Wow, what a specimen! What a physique! Daisy is going to like these pictures....

2/24/2007 05:17:00 PM  
Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh dang it! For a while I thought I had a chance but now I'm pretty sure you're going to win. I love the weight lifting picture!

Latte

2/24/2007 05:23:00 PM  
Rosie & Cheeto said...

Well, I can settul fur second place in the competishun cause yer entries ROCK, Skeezix!

Thank yoo fur sharing yer behind the sceenes picktur too cause it's importunant to know how yoo prepare fur yer strength, form and talent pickturs.

Ummmm, I'm not sure if Rosie and I have eye-brows but if we did we wuldn't be abul to cleen them with my tung!

2/24/2007 05:27:00 PM  
Lux said...

I dragged Mom & Dad to the computer so they could see your amazing pictures, Skeez - I especially like the musclecat photo!

2/24/2007 05:32:00 PM  
<3~Rosemary said...

I like the first shot of you in your formal attire. very very trés trés handsome.
I like the weight lifting one too. I have those pink weights and I know they are heavy!
The talent one, is quite impressive.

I think you have an excellent chance!

My "word verification" is gzfoopa.
Yes, gzfoopa to you!
I am fairly certain that means Good Luck in Russian.

gzfoopa!

2/24/2007 06:48:00 PM  
Tara said...

Be still my heart! I'm on sensory overload! Any girl kitty would be! Tara

2/24/2007 06:49:00 PM  
Daisy said...

Oh, Skeezie! I am completely overwhelmed. The dashing James Bond formal look, the huge muscles, and especially the TALENT! I am feeling faint........

2/24/2007 07:05:00 PM  
Boogers from Catster! said...

WOW!! Look at those muscles! You put mine to shame!!! Work it!!!

2/24/2007 08:05:00 PM  
jeterharris said...

skeez ... i think i luv u ... but wut am i so afrade uv ...
i'm afrade dat da entire cat blogosphere will start talkin an makin fun uv me!!!!
i thot it wuz funnee wen i played "candy'z room" wid yer pursonal rendishun ... "daisy'z room" ... den i came heer an i'm laffin so much i'm wettin myself!

2/24/2007 08:44:00 PM  
Anni said...

WoW Skeezix! Bebe & Samantha think that you'll be winning for sure!

Hey, I tagged you over at the cafe ...please come see.

good luck in the Mr. Litterbox competition!

2/24/2007 09:40:00 PM  
Karen Jo said...

That is an amazing entry, Skeezix. You have it all -- dashing appearance in formal wear, huge muscles for weight lifting and great talent.

2/24/2007 11:43:00 PM  
Dragonheart said...

Great entry Skeezix! Not fair though - you're competing in all the categories - I thought we were supposed to choose just one to compete in!

Terrific photos. :)

2/25/2007 12:18:00 AM  
Hot(M)BC said...

Whoa Skeez, you've got it all. I can't compete. But I did have lots of women scritch and pet me and make cooing noises at me at Grandma's purrthday party last night. That was kind of cool. Good luck in the contest, bro.
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

2/25/2007 02:56:00 AM  
Eric and Flynn said...

Wow Skeez yoo look so debuneer, yoo wud be grate furr the next James Bond. And those wate trayning pichurs, yoo just haf to win wiv all dat werk yoo are putting in to it.

2/25/2007 04:51:00 AM  
Icon Baxter Bentley said...

You are very talented! Being able to lick your own eyebrows must have taken some practice.

2/25/2007 06:51:00 AM  
OreotheCat said...

Skeezix, you sure are gonna be one step a head than all the other kitties with those mussels! and talent! and looks! who could ask for more?

2/25/2007 07:19:00 AM  
Cheysuli said...

See, this is why I knew you were the cat to beat in Mr. Litterbox. It's tougher competition than I thought though...

2/25/2007 09:16:00 AM  
Edsel/The Pooch said...

i made a mistake, i thought i was votin', not adding my name so IGNORE ME, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE PLEASE
Edsel

2/28/2007 04:31:00 PM  

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