A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My hole day is going to be spent gitting my entry reddy for the Mr Litterbox competishun. It's hard deesiding wich category to enter. Akshully, I don't even know if I shood bother to enter, becuz Latte and Chase have such a grate entry. Do yoo think Daisy will notiss how my qwads are like pistons? I'm not inklined to submit this as my entry bucuz, frankly, the owtfit izn't that kyoot.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
I never knew you were the winner of the 7-stone Amateur Competition! I am very surprised, because I thought you would be in the heavyweight class. I would have guessed that you weigh much more than just 7 rocks.
Skeezix, you HAVE to enter the contest! PLEASE!
um iz dis a familee blogosphere becuz i hav sum commentz on dat pikshur dat mite not be appropreeat.
skeez ... dat iz da gratest pikshur. i meen dis in da nicest way wen i say ...
i wuz laffin an laffin!
(1913?)
u an daisy ar da gratest couple becuz u both make me laff!
enter da contest skeez ... enter da contest!
Skeezix, you are so musccular! No matter which foto u eneter, you will look beautiful! and ur muslces will look big!
Oreo
We're agreeing with Jeter on this Mr. Litterbox Entry...We could really make some inappropriate comments, but we won't embarrass you...
I agree that the outfit isn't cute, but the picture is. I think you should enter the contest. You'll never know if you could win if you don't try.
Wow, you look fantastic! You have to enter to contest! Thanks for saying we look nice in our entry!
Latte
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