A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: sqwerl, sqwerls, whut to do win thare's no tummy pikchers to see
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
Wow, that's quite the acrobatic squirrel! Not nice of him to be eating the birdies' food though!
we wish we had sqwerls in NEw Zealand
I am studying the picture to see if I can add that stunt to my circus clown repertoire. That squirrel is good! Is his name George?
deer skeez,
today yer blog iz intrestin an informativ.
dat wuz a nice pikshur uv a upside down sqwerl.
yerz troolee,
jh
Dat skwerel iz steeling da birdies food! Mom has pvc pipe on our feeder and dat keeps da skwerels frum getting to da birdie food. Den she puts out nuts and dried froot fur da skwerels!
Hmm. We have lotsa sqwerls at my house, and little ones too (momma says they're chipmonkeys). But I've never seen one do that!
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