A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: rocky, tunnel box
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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19 Comments:
Oh no!!! I bet either Mr. TF will fix it or they'll find you a new one. This is a sad day though. Did you at least blame it on Rocky??
Latte
Oh, that's terrible. We think that Mr. TF seems to be very clever so maybe he can fix it!
China Cat & Willow
"Oh" my that is bad.Maybe Mr.TF can make you a new one.
OH NO! I will hope and purray that Mr. TF can fix it or you get a new one.
Oh no! I am sad that yer tunnel box got broken.
Skeezix, do you have "Tunnel Owners Insurance"? If so, maybe you can build a new tunnel box with yer insurance check. You can rebuild, only better!
I think Mr. TF can find a way to fix your tunnel box. But maybe you need a bigger and better one so that both you and Rocky can share? Or would that be an unacceptable situation?
A little duct tape & it'll be better than new!
Oh, we thot maybe Tripper sat on it. Yoo shood get a bigger one that way yoo and rocky wood bof fit in it. Or not.
Skeezix thats so sad!!!! i hope Mr. TF can fix it very very soon!
From everything you've told us about Mr. TF, I think he's smart enough to figure out a way to fix your tunnel.
Skeezix,
You are the MAN! I gotta tell ya!
Have you seen this:
http://www.thecatshouse.com/
It's down for repairs, but they have a book too. It is SO AWESOME. I would love to have a house like that. They have tunnels through WALLS!
bummer. now it looks like a very uncomfortable couch with holes in the arms. we have faith in Mr Tasty Face's talents making tacky cardboard stuff, so we know he'll fix it up. like S,S&S said...bring on the duct tape.
Oh No! I am sorry Skeezix! I hope Mr TF can fix it! Does TF mean The Fixit-guy? I think Mr TF can fix it, or make it better I hope, I hope! Meow!
That is terrible, Skeezix. I hope that Mr. TF has lots of duct tape and extra cardboard and stuff so he can fix it.
OH NO! I know how much you loved that tunnel box ... I sure hope it can be fixed somehow.
If that was my tunnel box, I would be dispondent! I would keep licking Mr Tasty Face's face until he got me a new one! Tara
i am laffin an laffin at yer girlfrend, daisy'z comment.
That sucks dude! Maybe Mr. TF can get some box parts to fix it. Our beans brought us some box parts from a place called COSTCO (free too!) 'cause we is building a condo...or mobile home, ...or something like that.
Looks like you need a new flower box. Ask a local florist for an old box that roses came in.
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