A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Yoo know, me and my big bruther Mao have owr diffrinses, but I still love him becuz he's the BEST big bruther EVER. I don't even mind win he yells owt "Kaze!" in his sleep and wakes me up. Maybe yoo shood tell sumbuddy yoo love them today. Just becuz.
Labels: kaze, Mao, no daisy I don't love Mao in THAT way, shoot yoo can't see my pink toenales in this shot
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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9 Comments:
Skeezix, you are so sensitive.
::taking deep breath::
Ok, I am going to tell you something...
::gathering up nerves::
I, er, um, well, you see...
::takes another deep breath::
I think I love you, Skeezix!
::blushes bright pink, runs away::
*taking deep breath*
skeez ... i got sumthin to tell u, too ...
*gathering up nerves*
i,er,u,well,u see...
*takes another deep breath*
i think i luv u, too!
We loves yoo too Skeezix, but it's ok cuz it's not the same way Daisy loves yoo. We save dat way furr Grr and Rosie.
I agree with the post above me! We all wuv you Skeezix! And you and your brudder look so cute together! I wish me and Libby had a picture like this!
I love yoo dood!
and I also love jeter and daisy and eric and flyn... and Pixie!
Kaia here: I'm not shy about what I'm gonna say at all: I love you, too, Skeezix...But I really like Daisy, so I won't steal you for her. Got any friends?
Now that is the right way to get both of you in the cat cup. Mao on the pink blankie and you beside and a little on top of Mao. I'm wondering a little bit if Mao can breathe OK, but I'm thinking that he can, or he'd move. I love you, Skeezix, and all the other blogging kitties, too.
I love you Mao!!!! And Skeezix too, but more like a brotherly kind of love like how I love Latte.
Kaze
Awwww Skeezix, you are hugging your brother...that is very sweet!
And I love you and Mao both! Even though Mao won Kaze's heart (and I didn't).
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