Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20
Thirteen things I need to do to git reddy for Beau Beau and Angie's Party:
- Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
- Find owt whut Daisy's waring frum Pixie, just to make shur that me and Daisy won't be waring the same thing.
- Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar under my eye. Or shood I show it off?
- Have hot pink Softpaws put on my fingernails.
- Go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul for a good kleening of my teeths, and maybe to git sum butt putty so I don't have the sqwerts during the party.
- Praktiss mussel pozes.
- Buy CosmoCat magazine so I can learn more abowt whut gerl cats talk abowt. My big bruther Mao sez knowlidje is power, and it will help me know win Daisy is trying to use her feminin wiles on me.
- Find owt whut feminin wiles meens.
- Practice conversations. My best frend Jeter Harris sugjested, "How abowt dem Yankees?" but yoo know, I'm not shur that wood werk on Daisy. Rocky the Gutter Cat sugjested, "Hey thare. Wanna do it?" but frankly, I think yoo need to be more specifik abowt whut yoo wunt to do. Mao sez to let Daisy do all the talking becuz she seems reel good at that. Maybe that's whut I'll do.
- Practice greeting Daisy's mom. "Good evening, Mrs Curly Cat. Yoo are looking espeshully byootiful this evening. It's eezy to see ware Daisy gits her good looks." Watch more Leave it to Beaver episodes becuz Eddie Haskul duz this reely good.
- Practiss not wetting my pants.
- Clean the stroler and make shur the weels are reel shiney. Git Mr TF to install the bevrije holder.
- By a korsaje for Daisy, and reemind Icon to git one for Pixie.
Rocky sez I shood also take a bunch of his primo nip for Daisy becuz it will inkreese the chanses that I "git sum" wink wink. Git sum whut? He woodn't say - he just sed, "yoo know..." and he winked agin. I think Rocky was loded becuz none of it made any sense to me and he reefyoozed to ixplane.
OMG! I don't think I can git all this dun beefore tomorrow nite!!!!
Labels: daisy, thursday thirteen, urjes, valentine, whut if she sez no win i ask her to danse
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13 Comments:
jteeter haris argred we will not mewo abot the yankess or red soxs on are date
lilly lu
pssssst! Hey, Skeezix! Daisy is going to wear a red and white polka dotted dress to the party. With ruffles. I think my dress is better, but she insisted on that one.
Don't hide your scar Skeezix! It's a great Big Man Cat scar!
Oh, leave the scar! A Queen likes her Tom to have a scar.
ummm...butt putty?
(our Lady wuz crackin' up - grate list!)
Mom want to knoo ware to get da butt putty. Yoo see, sumtimes whin Speedy gits to iksited he pooters. It makes yoor eyes water and we'z, his sisfurs, are kinda werried dat he may haf a pooter problum at dat party. Tho he'z been wif Misty afore and he'z been to partees we feer da combinashun may prove to much fur hiz tummy to handul.
Skeezix, I left you a post with a link under your original entry about your Big Man Cat Scar.
Trust me, it's a very swell scar and you should not hide it. My cat Inky has some battle scars that he is very proud of. Back around the turn of the 20th Century, there were gentlemanly dueling clubs in England and Europe where the boys actually wanted to get a scar which they referred to as a "Smite" and the ladies all loved guys with a nasty smite. I linked you to an article there on Smites and Dueling Scars and the perceived sexiness of them.
There was a time when a proper aristocratic gal wouldn't look an unscarred fella as suitable marriage material. Guys without dueling scars were considered "untested by the world". Maybe Girl AristoCats feel the same way. My Inky sure gets lots of local female attention and he has 3 prominant facial scars. Luckily he's black, so they aren't disfiguring.
Go on Skeezix - wear that Smite proudly - you earned it. Just like duelers of old, you stood your ground and took it like a man. Brave boy!
Hey Skeez. I heard you are a famous dude on the blogoshere. So I came to check you out. You are quite the sophisticated guy. Wearing clothes and everything. Myself, I'm just a wild girl.
See you round the 'sphere Skee-man.
that's a purrty 'stensive list Skeezix!
WOW! Skeezix has a dueling smite! That is very sexy!
Skeezix, your list is just too funny! Our Mom laughed out loud, and it takes a lot for her to do that!
(We also all laughed out loud when we saw Bubbles' Valentine video for Bathsheba. That's a lot of laughing for us. Maybe Jeter is on to something there.)
~J&B
WOw, yoo reely are planning wondurfullie fur the party! We asked owr lady what Rocky was talking abowt and she wuldnt tell us what he ment eithur. Whare do yoo get butt putty and how are yoo practicing not wetting yer pants?
wut'z a nasty smite?
can i get one uv doze?
i wuz laffin an laffin wile reedin yer list.
skeez ... yer a riot!
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