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Labels: Prizzin boxes
posted by Skeezix at 2/20/2007 08:24:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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10 Comments:
What happened??? You can't worry us like that and not tell us why the boxes are coming out.
Latte
Yes, please tell us why the prison boxes are out! I'll bet it is to do more investigation of yer (whispers:poops), right?
Oh No! Why? What is wrong?
Uh-oh, that is always a bad sign. Find a good place to hide.
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Hope you guys are all right. Maybe you're going on some sort of adventure? Keep us updated.
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey
Where are yoo going? Is it torture tuesday.. (it is Tuesday)
Are yoo going to Mardi Gras?
wut? wut, skeezix, wut?
holy mudder uv d-o-g ... dere'z no visual verificashun ... i can't comment ...
i don't know wut to do!
a-ha! i cut an pastid! prettee clever uv me.
It's hours later and still no word? What's up?? You've got us all worried.
~J&B
Yes, I am getting a little worried too. What's happening Skeezie?
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