Urjes
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A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: daisy, pink sleeping bag, urjes
posted by Skeezix at 2/24/2007 11:59:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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2 Comments:
Yup that's a picture to give you urjes, all right. You'll have to save it on your computer with all the tummy pictures.
Dear Skeezix, I am writing you because my cat, Kitikata-san won't. She thinks I am being unfaithful to her by spending time with a boy kitty. BUT, it is because I rescued a boy kitty from a busy street. Next week, he will need a home. This week, he is in foster care with medication to help heal him after being hit by a car. My cat allowed me to post pictures of boy kitty on her blog, and I was wondering if you could spread the word about boy kitty's situation and his need for a home and a lap of luxury in Nashville?
http://kitikata.blogspot.com
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