Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????
I am vary vary sad becuz my best frend Jeter Harris duzn't have a speshul gerl cat frend like I do. Rocky the Gutter Cat sez that Jete' will just have to go to the Valentine's Dance as sumthing called a "STAG". I didn't know whut STAG ment. So I do whut I always do -- I wint online and lookt it up.... and I was just SIK over whut I red!!!! Heer's the deffynishuns:
- or plural stag : an adult male red deer; also : the male of various other deer (especially genus Cervus)
- a male animal castrated after sexual maturity
I coodn't reed any ferther.
I don't wunt Jeter Harris to be ternd into a castrated vishus deer!!!! Help me git him a date!!!! Arn't thare ANY gerl cats owt thare hoo wood wunt to spend sum time with this deelitefull Yankee's luvin' Man Cat???
Heer's whut he wunts:
jeter harris seeking gerl cat:
climbin treez a must
prefer a roofwalker
non-smokin pleez ...
no childrun frum preeveyus relashunshipz
owtdoor/indoor
i am parshul to curly catz ... but i am open to meetin acat uv a diffrent furi would make a good valentine becuz not only am i verree kyoot but also verree senshuall. i enjoy touchin a grate tail ... jus ask mi brudder mickey. i also keep mi hissin to a minimum. latelee i hav onlee been hissin at mi noo brudder matsui.
so girlz ... if yer intrested in a kyoot, senshuall tabby hoo duzzen't hiss much ... i'm yer valentine.
PLEEZE PLEEZE PLEEZE will sumbuddy say yes to da grate Jeter Harris????
Labels: jeter needs a date, stag, vishus deer
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Poor Jeter. He is too cute to be a stag.
I have a curly kitty (Princess) but she is frequently grumpy and hisses at boys
i am going to be jeeter haris valtine I asked im and he accpected and asked me back. Now what did you do to my jeeter
LILLY LU
Oh, I'm sure that lots of us girl kitties wanted to be Jeter's Valentine, but they probably thought like I did that he was out of their leagues. He's so handsome and young, and such a popular blogger! Best wishes with Lilly Lu, Jeter!
~Bathsheba
Jeter Harris is HOT! we dunno why it took so long ta get a date, but we're glad he's goin' wif Lilly Lu, who, by the way, has a FANTASTIC tail.
Dang, I wood haf gone out wif Jeter. I'm sher Rocky woodent mind, but, wow, Lilly Lu. She's a babe. Jeter is one lucky man cat.~Sadie
Too bad he's taken, he sure was handsome :( he was gray and white like me too! And i love to climb trees...congrats Lilly Lu...u scored a good one!
I alrady posted my vaitine to Jh In the contest I wrote a song to the toon of Lean on Me since Jh is such a great freind
Lilly Lu
DATE JETTER HARRIS!!!! HE"S HOT! -Rosie
Well we are happy that Jeter has a good date to the party! Cheysuli will be stag as Latte is out of town. I should get her some ears!
No! I was gonna be stag for Valentine's but I didn't know it meant THAT!!!!
Hey there, Skeezix! Just wanted to give you a heads up before it goes on the Cat Blogosphere that we're having a special benefit over here at ArtsyCatsy for our friend Mu Shue. Drop by when you get a chance!
Rocky, CEO
i am laffin an laffin!
mi mom sed da followin:
That's definitely going to school tomorrow!
I am laffin so hard an so is my ladee. Jeter is varee kyoot an he evfun lives neer me, if Monte hadnt askt me to be his valentine I'd gladly date Jeter, evfun tho I duznt match all his "wants" in a gerl cat.
Glad he fownd a valentine. :)
Cool beans! I'm so happy for Lilly Lu and Jeter!
Hooray for Jeter and Lilly Lu! I am very glad that Jeter does not have to be a stag. It looks scary.
NOOOOOOO - I was playings hard to get & Mum has been working long hours so hasn't been able to help us blog & now he has meeted some one else
Poppygirl
If I wore pants, I would have peed in them because I was laughing so much at Jeter as a vishus deer!
Word verification: Nuhff
Translation:
Nuhff said ~ Knead On ~
So glad Jeter has a date and doesn't have to go stag as Stags are scary!
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