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Heer is my noo pink mussel shert. Yoo can't reely see my mussels frum this angul, but they're thare! This is my faverite noo shert becuz it has DAISYS on it. And it's pink. And it's kind of a shorty midriff shert wich shows off my 6-pak abs reely nicely.Labels: fashun show friday
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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16 Comments:
Daisy is going to love how you look! I know I do!
Tara
What a purrfect spring outfit!
Oh Beautiful Daisies. We know Daisy when she wakes will LOVE this picture. You are most handsome and provactive to the Kitty Cat Mind. Our Biscuit, she is mooning and mooning. Riot is too. Zed says girls smell funny though so he is a bit miffed. Hmmm could be jealous of your handsome self.
Purrs
Oh, Skeezix! That is a very handsome muscle shirt you are wearing. I love it! I especially love the pink bow on the back. Now I wish I had a picture of you showing off your handsome and toned tummy!
A shiny pink ribbon too! I'd like to play with that ribbon! All in all a lovely spring outfit! As Rod Stewart would say, you wear it well!
You're a very good kitty! I won't let my Mommy put anything on me. Don't tell her I said so but that is a very nice shirt! I have a big tummy so it's good that I don't have a muscle shirt! I agree with Parker and his mention of Rod Stewart, "You were it well!"
Dear Skeezix. I will ware a hat, I will ware a skarf, but I will not ware a shert.
You look very cool in this shert, wowza!
~Caesar
That's an excellent pose in that shirt Skeezix.
Great shirt! And, just like I suspected, Daisy loved it!
Skeezix, you are just a hunka hunka burnin' love! Now I must go catch my breath -
Lucy
Skeez, you are the picture of "spring". It doesn't matter if that shirt doesn't show off your muscles...everyone knows they're there!
great shirt skeezix did you get it on sale daisy and i are going to go shopping for kote new outfits maybe you should come too I got my new purrrple sweeeter for 2.79 it made of wool and prufect for spring brezzes
I LOVE your outfit. Does it come in "small"? I know that you wear extra-petite and your muscle shirt wouldn't fit me ...
DMM
Wow! Dat is a furry nice shert. It looks good on yoo.
Very apropos since it has daisies on it - you put such thought into your outfits!
What a great muscle shirt! It combines your favorites Daisy and pink so how could you go wrong?
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