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I like profile shots of me becuz frum that angul, my ears don't look ginormous.Labels: frootbat friday
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I like profile shots of me becuz frum that angul, my ears don't look ginormous.Labels: frootbat friday
posted by Skeezix at 3/09/2007 12:20:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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20 Comments:
Very nice profile shot Skeezix. :) You look very comfortable!
Skeezix, you have a very handsome and noble profile. I like it a lot. But I also like yer big ears. They are cute!
We thinks your gynormous ears are bea-u-ti-ful!!!!
You look very comfy with your chin resting on the side of your cat cup.
What a beautiful picture! You look so peaceful there!
Kaze
This is a very sweet picture. And we love your ginormous ears, so show them off.
You are handsome from any angle!!
You are handsome from any angle!!
Ninja
We wish we had froot bat ears. We think they're distinguished. O'Titus might have froot bat-ish ears, but he's a dawg, so we don't think that counts.
Love,
O'Titus, O'Tazo, & Earl McGrey
Oh Skeezix! I love your ginormous ears! And that is a great profile.
That is a very peaceful picture and I like it Skeez!
Knead On ~
Oh Skeez! You're such a precious, precious boy.
Oh, but we love yoor eers. Deys reely kyoot.
What a fine fine profile you have Skeezix!
Ut a kewl picshure. Yu look furry hansum!
LOKi
oh, skeezy, we thinks you is everso handsome, ears and all.
our mom told us this morning that she dreamed she sent edmund to vacation with your foodlady and mr tf, and you came to our house--kinda like a temporary trade.
an' she took you with her to all kindsa places, and efurrycat and bean knew who you were and wanted to pet and love on you!!! they loved your fashion style and your great personality. see, even in dreams, you are famous!!!
deer mcskeez,
i will also post mi profile. i like it. yerz iz good, too.
i will also post a pikshur dat a 4th grade stoodent drew uv u after he wuz finished takin hiz 4th grade noo york state math test. he wuz verree prowd wen he showed it to mi mom.
an, finallee, yer rite ... yer hot pink toez do NOT match yer salmon (yum yum) jacket ... but da jacket iz verree hansum an manly!
yerz troolee ... yer grate frend--o'jete
You look so soft and (Mom says) cuddly!
yus havs a fery handsome profile, skeezix. daisy n's yus make a fery cute couple.
yuki & kimiko
Great Picture!!!!!
D
J
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