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Thare are a lot of berdies arownd now, and I spend my time between patrols looking owt the window at them. They sownd vary yummy.Labels: frootbat friday
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Thare are a lot of berdies arownd now, and I spend my time between patrols looking owt the window at them. They sownd vary yummy.Labels: frootbat friday
posted by Skeezix at 3/30/2007 01:49:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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19 Comments:
And with those ears, Skeezix, I'll bet you can hear a bird all the way here in New Mexico!
Oh, I love birdies, too bad I can't catch any of them!
Such handsome ears!
Tara
hee hee hee...
Meowmy teases me about my teenie earz -- Skeeze ole buddy, yu haf enuf earz for bof of us! We agree wif Lux - yu must be able to heer birds frum milz away.
We like yur bloo collar, too.
Yur beans must haf a good camra - they haf so many intristin pikturs of yu.
yur little pal,
Zenith
Luk at yer big wite ears!!!! HAHAHAHA
It's going to be a busy spring fur yoo...burdies, patrols, AND a gurlcat to whoo!!!
Yoo probublie need to take a franklyn covey class to prioritise yer dooties!
Oh My Word we just want to kiss your pretty ears! Absolutely Fantastic. Purrs for you.
I love watching birdies too. :) Great shot of your ears from behind!
That spot in between your cute ears looks just right for a big kiss! Going on patrol is a very manly duty. I am glad you have a little spare time to watch the pretty birdies.
I love birdies! Catching moles is my favorite thing! Your fur looks so soft and you have such a perfect head! Yup Lux, I bet he hears birdies from far away.
Note: Mommy made the comment about the head. She makes lovey comments all the time.
Don't they sound wonderful? I love birdies but I don't want to meet them in real life.
Kaze
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^I deeleetid that one because I was sined in as my mommie
Oh I just noticed your fashin show picture. I love your owtfit, wowwwie!
I love those noisy berds. we have then here too!! and we have bloo ones and yellow ones and they are very loud! I want to get them!
~Prinnie
Are you sure you are not part bun?
Look at your ears! They are incredible!
Skeezix, you are a superb bird watchman -- very alert! We keep tryin' to watch for birds, but a big fat squirrel and two stray cats our humans are worryin' about keep getting in our way! They keep sayin' something about the v.e.t. and spay and neuter, but I know they don't mean us because we've already had all our privates adjusted.
Rocky
I'm the same way, glued to open windoze to hear the birds. Mom wants to reach thru an pet yur head cuz it looks soft. But I butted my head unner her hand instead. Sorry, but she's MINE.
Yup Skeezix, I can tell yoo the fev-vers are reely yummy. I'm not alloud to catch them reely, but when mum's not watching.... Well a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.
Don't eat the birdies, Skeezix.
You are being very attentive to those birds. Do you get excited and make a chattering sound? I do sometimes.
My brofurs and sisfur love to look at the outside too. I rather scout buggies!
-Abbie
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