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Today is the berthday of my grate frend, Jeter Harris. Happy Berthday, Jete!!!!! Pleeze drop by his blog and wish him da best!Labels: jeter harris
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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21 Comments:
Woohoo! Jeter turns three! This is an exciting day.
i am honored to be feechured on yer blog dis mornin.
mi stoopid "happee birfday to u" myoozic iz playin in da backgrownd an mi brudder matsui iz playin by mi side an i'm thinkin da followin:
life iz grate!
thank u skeez fer makin dis a grate day.
i luv u man!
yerz troolee,
jh
yay!! It's Jeter's purrfday!!!
Skeezix:
I'm with you wishing Jeter Harris a very happy birthday -- Us Pisceans have to stick together.
I am not much of a blogger but am compelled to throw in my vote for you NEVER leaving the blogging area. You are the coolest cat guy around (Even my beloved little Pepi) can't hold a candle to your cool, sassy outlook on life. I use my skeezix CafePress mug daily and am inspired by your spunk, fabulous wardrobe and just over all outlook :)
At the end of winter people sometimes act very weird and forget to count there many, many blessings. Please ignore all the cat blogging calamities of the past week or so and take the high road -- keep those fabulous mug shots in a whole 2007 wardrobe coming.
Honey if you were a man I would certainly consider remarrying -- You would be worth the risk. Kudos to your house staff who help keep most of us with more smiles and warm fuzzies.
Guess I am in love Huh!!
Grandma Cat (House of Mostly Black Cats)
That is a great birthday card picture of you, Skeezix - we smile every time we see it! Now we are going to visit Jeter Harris to wish him a Happy Birthday!
Purrrrrs,
China Cat & Willow
thanks for tellin' us about jeter's birthday, too. mom hasn't had the puter on much lately (it's been bein' a bad puter), and we is a little out of the swing of things.
looks like ol' jh is doing ok fer himself--we ooooh'd and ahhhh'd at all his birfday loot! we wished him a happy birfday and hugged him, too!
Consider yourself hugged. Pass it on.
http://mushue.blogspot.com/
Before I run over to jeter's blog, I want to give you a hug!
We is huggin' you too! Huggin', and huggin' and huggin'!
We's going ofurr to wish JH a hapy purrfday, but furrst we want to give yoo a big (((hug))) furrom bofe uv us.
You look great in that cake hat :-D
Skeezix ... You are such a great friend to the blogosphere.
DMM
o, Skeezix, hi theres. so glad ta see u's didn't go anywheres but wif us. we'd surely miss u's somefing awful...
luv an purrrssss, KC
Good seeing you at JH party! And you have a big hug from me!
Tara
Happy Birthday to Jeter Harris. By the way Skeezix, I'm crushed that you think Cato is a better candidate than I am--when I was making a special place for you and your pink pill box hat!
Hey Skeezix, it was nice to see yoo at da party dood. Yoo just gotta keep bloggin, if'n yoo don't my mom will sereeusly go nuts.
We were a little late (as usual!) for Jeter's party, but we wished him a happy birthnight!
Skeezix, we also want to give you a B-I-G H-U-G from us!
Love,
~J&B
P.S. Mom sends a HUG your way too! But watch out, she might smooch you, too!
Thank you for escorting me to Jeter's birthday party. It was fun. G'night, Skeezie.
okay skeexix Thanks so much for all your help and since Mu shue huged this morning before he hit me in the head that mean I have to hug four other cats And I know you can uses all the hugs you can get so ((((( seexiz)))) i be lost with out ya Who teach me about faishon show me the joy in pink soft paws teache me everything i know and even better interduce me to the great JH so i want you to know you been huged so now start hugging I hope the foood lady and mr TF had a great time at the wedding
one of your millons of best freind
LL
millyunz uv bes frendz ...
yup, skeez ... dat'z u!
thank u again fer bein one uv mine!
Thanks for letting me know about Jeter's birthday.
OH SKEEZIX- Please keep on blogging! My Mom and Dad live for reading your blog every single day, and you make them chukkle.
LOKi
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