A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My vary vary deer frend Sadie --- hoo is also one of Rocky's Spicy Vixins --- had a berthday yesterday --- it's not too late to drop by her blog and wish her the best!
It was also Yao-Lin's berthday! Yao-Lin also has a bruther named Mao: talk abowt koinsidenses! Happy Berthday Yao-Lin! Drop by her blog, too and throw sum konfetti! Labels: rocky's spicy vixins, sadie, yao-lin
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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1 Comments:
Thanks fur the grate heads up on some of owr best friends burthdays!!! We're hoping the surprise Sadie's lady has in store is a trip to Rocky's Recycul box!
And Yao-Lin is super cul with his burthday glitter!!!
Glad yer feeling bettur. We told evaryone abowt yer seckret to getting back to helthy yoo on owr blog (at leest we think it's what helped yoo get back to being the helthy skeezers!)
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