Look at the Ginormous Vishus Creecher I Saw!
I wint for a short strole last nite becuz the stroling seezin had offishully opened, and Mr TF and the Food Lady thot I mite feel better owt in the fresh air. I did feel better until just a littul ways down the street frum my howse win we encownterd a jigantik creecher hoo wunted to eet me!!!!
We kind of had a showdown. I was pritty shur I was safe in my Professhunul Grade Jeep Rubicon Stroler, but yoo can't be too careful! The creecher gave me a hungry look and peered into my stroler to see if I was werth eeting! As he fixt his steely gaze upon me, I looked bak bravely and I did not waver. Mr TF was so terryfide, that he did not moove!
As yoo can planely see, this creecher has a ginormous stumik, and I think abowt 3 or 4 cats cood fit in thare (well, not Trip, becuz he's a porker, but 3 or 4 reguler sized cats wood fit) !!!
We kind of had a showdown. I was pritty shur I was safe in my Professhunul Grade Jeep Rubicon Stroler, but yoo can't be too careful! The creecher gave me a hungry look and peered into my stroler to see if I was werth eeting! As he fixt his steely gaze upon me, I looked bak bravely and I did not waver. Mr TF was so terryfide, that he did not moove!
As yoo can planely see, this creecher has a ginormous stumik, and I think abowt 3 or 4 cats cood fit in thare (well, not Trip, becuz he's a porker, but 3 or 4 reguler sized cats wood fit) !!!
Win the creechur saw how skinny I was frum my reesint illness, he deesided to let me go for now.... but I'm shur he's just wayting until I'm fattend up, and then he'll eet me! He walked away to look for fatter cats to eet for dinner:
Labels: do yoo think daisy notist how brave I was?, scary creecher I saw on my strole
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Wow Skeezix, what a huge bird! You were very brave to come face-to-face with it! Make sure you avoid it in the future, you don't want to be eaten!
I'm so glad to hear you are feeling better. :)
Dragonheart, I don't think it was a berdie. Although it had fethers, it walked on the grownd - it didn't fly -- and win it talked it made a sound like an air horn, not a cherpy berdie sownd.
Wow! What is that thing? He does look very very scary. Any animal with a stomach 1000 times it's head size can't be good. And I can see you in that first picture craning forward to challenge him! You are so brave, Skeezix! I probably would have runned away. I am shivering, just a little.
Skeezix, don't worry, it IS a big birdie. Remember, CATS eat birds, not the other way around. Though I bet it could give you a nasty peck with its beak.
Enjoy your stroller rides! It is great that you are feeling better. A lot of cats and people were worried about you.
Please be careful Skeezix, that thing looks very scarey.
How confusing!? A bird-like creature that has a voice like an air horn...You should investigate.
That creecher looks hidiously frightening, especially in that fether costume (sort of a sick version of big bird). I bet it has those fethers to try to fool us to play with him.
First I would have hissed, just to show my bravery, and then I would have screamed for my dad to get us out of there.
You know, I am all most 16 and I am quite fillysofical. I bet the vishus deer have something to do with this... perhaps they dress their young in these outfits to teach them to hunt... just thinking.....
~Caesar (rosemary's guyboy kitty)
Holy cow, Skeezix. That creature is scary. We are very glad that you're safe. Please warn Rocky and Trip so they don't get eaten either.
Love,
O'Titus, O'Tazo, & Earl McGrey
From the picture on the screen I was trying to EAT that creature but then the LL explained that it was actually a HUGE bird and not something I could take on. I don't know, I think maybe the Pink Ladies should come over and investigate for you. There is strength in numbers!
Kaze
Wow, yoo were furry, furry brave. And just coming off being so sick too! I'll bet Daisy not only noticed but was furry imprezd by yoor manlynez! It may haf had a big tummy but I notist it had a skinny neck and tiny head. I bet if yoo are at full strength the next time and it tries to eet yoo, yoo cood prolly pop it's liddul bitty hed rite off! We're furry glad yoo are feeling better, Zippy and Sadie were furry worried. Well, 'kay, so was I.~Speedy
oh my skeezix, yu is certainly a fery brave kitty fer standin yur ground wif that monster kitty eater. we is shure daisy will be impressed wif yur bravery. an to think yu is still recovering frum yur recent illness. yu ar truly a man cat.
yuki & kimiko
OH MY! There are tons of those out where my grandparents live on Peacock Row in the country. I didn't know they ate cats though. I am so very nervous about what will happen to us if we have to go out there and visit again. Thanks for the warning.
-Eliot
Wow! That is one strange looking creature! You were VERY bbrave!
Yikes!!! We've nefurr seen fev-vers dat big befurr. Yoo wuz furry brave to stare him down. Yoo must take eggstra keer. Yoo don't want to haf rekuvverd furrom yer illness just furr that monster too eat yoo.Our mum sez dat theer wuz fev-vers like dat at a hotel thay stayed at once. She sed to my dad "oh aren't thay purrty" but when thay started making theer foghorn noysis at three in the morning, she sed lots uv bad werds abowt them.
We're glad yer feeling so much better, cuz we wuz reely wurried abowt yoo.
Hmmm...we fink it's a birdie too - looks like a turkey, sort of...or maybe a pheasant? Mommakitty says it's a peacock - so it must taste like peas and chicken!
wow, mommy says that's a beautiful bird, but we agree wif you - he's vishus!! the air horn gifs away how vishus he is!
Skeez, you are the bravest cat I know! I nefur knowed there was a vishus creecher wif fev-vers! That's the biggest fev-ver butt creecher I efur saw. Even Bonnie would be ascared of that one!
Hi Skeezix,
Yu ar furry brave, facing that weerd kreatur - Whateffur it is - it iz furry skarry!
We ar allso furry glad yu ar feelin well enuf to go ridin in yur stroller.
Meowmy thinkz we may be gettin her stuffy hed. I been sneezin. She called owr vet lady, and they said since meowmy and daddy ar sik if any uf us get not hungry or other simtums, to bring a cat in, tu get tested, and we will all have to get medikated. I'm trying reely hard to not sneez in frunt of meowmy agin.
I tolded meowmy since Dagger liks to rid in the kar, HE shuld go take dem tests. (MOL)
Hope yu are feelin betur effury day. I think wif a nurs like Daisy, yu shood act weak a bit longer, jus to injoy haffin her tak kare of yu.
Yur pal,
Zenith
Kimo/Sabi: That sownds like one of the werds on my bad werd list! Are yoo being pottymouths?
I can't believe how brave you were - that creature is huge! And it has mean eyes.
It's gud to see yu owt and abowt agin. Dat is wun big bird (I think it's called a PEE-COCK- hhehehehe.) Daisy is lukky to have such a burly boyfrend.
LOKi
What a dangerous life you lead, Skeezix. You were very brave, indeed. I'm glad you survived.
Scarier still, that bird is actually a peahen, the female of the species. The peacock is ever BIGGER and has a ginormous tail with long feathers with eyes on the ends of them and he fans out his tail to make himself look even BIGGER ... Aaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!
Your friend,
'Kaika
Oh, my, that is one big bird. It looks vishus to me, too. I'm glad you were safe in your stroller. I am also very glad that you are well enough to go strolling.
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