Mao's Playin a Weird Game with Me
Reesintly, Mao has bin playin a weird game with me. He makes me preetend like I am Kaze and then he puts the bitey on my skinny nek and gits on my bak. It duzn't seem to be a vary fun game, and frankly, it makes me feel funny, like I shoodn't be doin' it. Mao makes theeze sownds like he's havin urjes. I don't wanna rat him owt and git him in trubble cuz then he'd call me a ratfink tattletale mama's boy crybaby. But I don't like playin that game. Unless it was with Daisy. Daisy can put the bitey on my nek anytime she wunts!Labels: daisy, kaze, mao is NOT my speshul frend, my big bruther Mao, putting the bitey on my nek
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Most odd, Skeezix. This is like no game I've ever heard of before.
I'll have to sleep on it.
Hmmm, I have never heard of this game before, either. Maybe he is just trying to play rough with you? I think you need to tell him not to play that game with you any more. I will play that game with you, though.
uh oh ... i'm laffin an laffin!
yer (laffin) frend (laffin)--jh
Have you ever put the bitey on Mao's neck???? Ooh, this is too weird.
Well..... I think you should go with the ratfink tattletale mama's boy crybaby risk... and go tell Mr. Tasty Face!
This is too weird... igk!
~Princess
uh-oh, I think he needs a conjikil visit with Kaze. She doesn't know much about that stuff but she does let me do it to her without getting too upset. You're right dude....I don't think Mao should be practicing on you though. Chase doesn't practice on me.
Latte
ooooooooooo we knows what it is!!! It's not a game. It's a dance. Mommy says it's called "The Humpty Dance". The One Who Came Before usded to do it on Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton. He likded to dance ALOT mommy says. She usded to say "Ralphie, stop humpty dancing".
Hmmm ... Very familiar. Skeezix, Mao's game is distressing. He's actin' "dominating" 'cuz you're small ... The Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face are gonna have to do the "pennies in a can" trick and shake that penny can whenever Mao does this so that he'll associate a horrible noise with givin' you the bitey.
DMM
this is very strange and disturbing. none of us play this game. is it a "boy thing"? the only boy here is Cocoa, and he's just an annoying tiny bouncy fluff-ball. Midnight and I are both bigger than he is, so he does what we say.
Grr
Sometimes my woofie Sushi tries to play that game with me and my Mom always make her stop. I think it's a dominance thing. Does Mao wear leather and carry a whip too?
Skeezix, run as fast as yoo can and tattle on dat big bully! Before I had a hoohaektomy I tried dat wif Sadie and she BEET DA SNOT outa me and squeeled to mommy. I wuz in furry much trubbul and started getting locked in da 'cage' when no one wuz home, fur about four days, til I gots 'fixed'. I don't do dat anymore, mostly cuz Sadie would BEET DA SNOT outa me again.
Skeez, you're being HUMPED! I hump my Person's arm every night before we go to bed. To be honest I don't think she really likes it either. It is kind of only fun for the one who gets to do the humping.
Skeezix, be strong and just shake him off and chase him away. We know you can do it. You're small, but quick. You don't have to take that kind of abuse if you don't like it. Tell Mr. TF or the Food Lady only as a last resort.
~J&B
That is a strange game. And I'm darned if I can figure out why my momma is laughin' so hard.
Purrs and kittyhugs from MaoMao!
Our cousin Merlin used to do that to our big brother Vincent who came before. It made Vince cry for Mommy. There's no shame in that. Your Food Lady or Mr. Tasty face will save you. Or maybe you can get Rocky to be your bodyguard?
Relax Skeezix, I do that to my brother too. It is a dominance thing. Sometimes I pull baby Mao right across the room! It is a fun game. I don' know if it has anything to do with urges. I hope not because that would make me really weird!
I yoosed to do that to Flynn sumtimes, but efurry time I did, mum would shout at me, or frow sumfing at me. I got fed up wiv being yelled at so I stopped doing it,at least not when she's around. She sez nice kitties don't do fings like dat, so mebbe Kismet is rite.
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Hey Skeezix,
I know that game very well ... I play it with my semi-feral spicy vixens all the time! Miss Kitty and Midnight don't really seem to mind, though. Sometimes they even bite back!
But I don't think the same rules apply in your and Mao's case. I agree with Daisy Mae Maus that Mao may be doing the domination thing, not the *other* thing!
Your (somewhat) experienced friend,
(heh, heh, heh ...)
'Kaika
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