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posted by Skeezix at 3/17/2007 11:55:00 PM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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11 Comments:
Grandma wanted to see your noo funny green owtfit, so we sented yore ecard to her. Grandma finks you're sooper. Should we be jealous? Nah. We finks you're sooper too! Happy St. Patty's Day!
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree
I'm sending one to my Grandma too!
we sent one to our gramma and our ant kat! Yay for Skeezix!
Two kitties beat me to it!
I was thinking,... I will send a card to my gramma. I think gramma's love stuff like this and you have a sweet face, Skeezix and you are quite tolerant to have that outfit on. That is something that gramma's really love. (my gramma likes to squeeeze me) See I would get very mad if mom made me wear an outfit, I would shake it off and bite and bunny kick it.
Happy Green Stuff Day.
~Caesar
thank you for the greeting, and the chance to send yer handsome mug around the world--an' we did! we sent a card to austraylia!!
hugs, whisker tickles, and no pinches from,
the meowers
Happy St. Patrick's Day Skeezix. Fanks furr yer card. The man in shorts brought it furr us this morning.
Thanks, Skeezix! We sent one to our gramparents in Catifornia an Mom's boss, who's half-Irish.
Happy St. Patrick's Day Skeezix! Yoo always look grate in yur owtfits.
We is proudly wearing our Skeezix St. Pat's pins today! Mommakitty taped yer card to her office door yesterday, and she noticed it kept dissappearing...beans was stealing it to make copies! So Mommakitty tolded them they could get it fer free at yer site - duh!
Happy St. Pat's!
Happy St. Patrick's Day Skeezix! :) Thank you for the great card! :)
Tee hee. Happy St. Paddy's Day McSkeezix!
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