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Next to doing my patrols to keep the howse safe, my other importunt job is supervizing Mr TF and the Food Lady win they werk in thare compyooters. Heer, I'm sitting on top of one of Mr TF's compyooter teevees making shur he werks hard. An importunt benefit of this pozishun is that it keeps yer underparts warm at the same time.Labels: supervising, why won't mr tf go to daisy's site so I can see sum shaved tummy fotos?
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Hmmm...we could not see da stuff below yer photo wif Mr. TF - there was a big grey box covering some of the words...anyhoo, we is glad to see you bloggin - and you looks like a furry good supervisor too! Mr. TF is furry lucky that you keep him on track. When is his next performance review?
Nice job supervising Skeezix. :) My humans' computer screen is really narrow, so I can't sit on top of it like you are. You look very comfortable up there!
Skeezie, that is a very, very important job you are doing. After all, if you were not supervising, probably no work would get done at all! I wish I could see you on patrol, that is very man-cat-like. I think I would feel safe with you on patrol at my house!
Good job snoopervising, Skeez. Why wouldn't Mr TF go to Daisy's blog for you anyway? Humans are so hard to train.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Skeezy, it looks like yore doing a furry good job snoopervisin Mr TF. I like to do that too. You kno wat else is fun? Turn arownd so yore tale hangs down in front of the pikcher boks and slowly moove it arownd. Hee hee, they love that!
Finny
Hmm. Are you SURE it isn't the warmth that attracts you, not keeping MrTF company?
I am so glad you are still here Skeezix.
I hope you have a happy day and get some quality computer time, in between patrols and refreshing revitalizing naps.
you are loved. <3
Yoo are a furry good snoopervisor! We cant sit on moms puter piksher thingy cuz it's too skiny. Yoo shood haf Mr. TF print out a piksher so yoo can put it up and look at it anytime yoo want.
Tazo here. I love, love, love the way you supervise. You are my idol. And I love looking at your pink toes. They are very handsome.
Mr. TF sure looks like he's workin really hard...but we are sure it's because you are such a great snooperviser!
Mr. TF sure looks like he is workin hard, but we are sure it's because you're such a good snoopervisor.
Nice supervising. From the expression on your face it does look like you are very comfy up there. Must be cause your undersides are warm and toasty.
Good job!! I hope he pays you with play time because you are obviously the hardest worker in your house!
Kaze
yoo are looking furry content sat theer soopervising, but warm underparts will make yoo content too. We like the way yer pink pawdicure is showing up too.
snoopervisin is a furry 'portant job. expeshully when it involves the beans werking on their puters.
Exsellant snoopervising! But are you sure he's werkin? That looked like email to me! Mom won't let me on top of her puter teevee. Meany.
Heehee ~Merlin, SHadow, Ko KO
i wuz able to make owt sum uv da importunt stuff mr.tf wuz lookin at ... don't wurry ... i won't tell da food lady.
luv--yer grate frend--o'jete
Your pink pawdicure goes so well with your pink frootbat ears. But I guess that's why you know pink is your color.
~Bathsheba
WOW, yoo can supervize with yer eyes clowsed! That's one grate talent. Whatevur yoo do, don't let Rocky see that yer supurvizing dooties have "warm" benefits...he'll want to be Mr. TF's supervizor than!
Ya look furry handsome snoopervisin' yur people, Skeezix. An' impurrtant too.
What would Mr. TF do without you? You are obviously essential in your household, Skeezix. (I like the idea of warm underparts, but it sounds sort of x-rated!)
Skeezix: That is an awesome supervising job! Mr. TF should be reallly proud of you! And getting your undersides warmed up on top of the 'puter is an extra bonus!
cheers,
Daphne
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