A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I am vary ixsited. Today, a box came for me in a big truk, and it had 2 gorjus Bizzy for Gizzy Flying Qwiltstm inside. One (wich yoo can see part of heer) is almost IXZAKTLY like Daisy's!!! But as yoo can planely see, my big bruther Mao took it over.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Don't your arms ever get all tingly under Mao's weight? You're sure a nice brother.
Hmmm, first Mao squashes you in the cat cup, and now he is takin' over the quilt! It does look just like mine!!!! That is very exciting. I am going to lay on my quilt, and you can lay on yours (just move Mao over), and we can pretend we are laying on the quilt together!
Skeezix!!! What do you mean I look good behind bars?!? It was horrible! The cat food was a whole foot away on the floor beside jail, and there was only a tiny bit of nip in jail to lure me in!
~Persephone (maybe I need a jail-name....)
We like yer kwilt but yoo'll haf to be keerfull or Mao won't let yoo haf it back. hope yer Food lady's hedake is better now.
the qwilt is very pretty. I love the colors. You look like you are being squished by Mao... but you look happy there.
I hope your mom's hedake got better quickly. My mom hates those things... she gets them with something called spring allergies.
I hope you have a happpy non-squishy day today
~Prinnie
Skeezy, you're still here with us, you're not a squished banana! But Mao is really quit the big, pushy brother! But it's great that you seem to love each other so much! Your quilt is beautiful!
This is Kim, Oscar's Mom. Skeezix, Mao, try to be quiet and keep the house dark. I hope that your Mom's headache goes away soon. They can be very miserable!
You look so tiny next to Mao in that picture! Well, of course your ears still look ginormous =)!
Kaze
Hope da Food Lady's hedayke iz gone. Yoo shood make a trade wif Mao, his pink Kaze blanket fur yoor Daisy match quilt. Hehehe, mommy just called him "Mao da masher".
We like your cute little toesies sticking out. Hopefully he didn't crush you. We hopes your Food Lady feels better soon.
That is a great quilt! You must be sure to put a picture of you on it on the Bizzy for Gizzy quilt site!
http://bizzyforgizzy.blogspot.com/
Oh my Skeezix - are you being squashed by Mao?
That's a lovely quilt. :) I can't wait until mine arrives!
Mao owns yu, duzn't he? I'm impressed that yu are abel to breeth.
Pleeze wish you Food Lady a speedy recuvery frum her hedake (my Mom gets mie-granes.)
LOKi
Oh sjeezix, even under the enormous weight of your brother, you still manage to look incredibly cute. not that i am saying mao is fat or anything. Honest.
Please give the Food Lady extra purrs so that her headache will go away. Headache's are not fun.
Your Gizzy Quilt is really pretty and it DOES look furry much like Daisy's (ours is purple and green). You need to work on developing your muscles some more so that you can shove Mao out of the way ... You're bein' squished!
DMM
deer skeezix,
pleez tell yer mom i hope her hedayke iz better.
mi mom hazza stuffy noze! dat'z jus in time fer her skool brake! go figyer!
luv--jh
Hi Skeezix!
Owr meowmy iz lettin me see effurbodies blogs, an o'course we had to stop by yurz and kach up on yur mews.
We fink yu look squished under Mao, but still furry koot wif yur frootbat eerz.
We fink mabey Mao keepz yu furry warm.
We also thot yu were furry koot playin kangaroo baby in mr Tasty Face's swet shert.
Yur quilt is ixtremly beautimus.
Hope yur food lady is feelin better, too!
luf - yur little pal
Zenith
(and the Fancidots Gang)
Uhm....Skeezix....can you bweathe under your bwother???
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