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That psyko stray cat Tripper had a few too many Bushmills and Greenies tonite, and he past owt kold. AND HE'S NOT EVEN IRISH!!! Mao dubbul-dared me to stik Trip's paw in a glass of warm water so he'd wet himself, but I'm a-scared to git close to Trip becuz he'll eet me -- or bunnykik me so hard that all my skin comes off. Boy, I bet he'll be up in a few howrs blowin' chunks!Labels: bushmills, st. patrick's day, that psyko stray cat tripper
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Tripper is passed out cold, all right. I hope he doesn't blow chunks on anything important, like the computer keyboard or your cat cup.
Yikes! Skeezix, you had best stay away from Tripper, especially when he has overindulged. I wouldn't want him to kick yer skin right off, because I like yer skin.
He is definitely passed out! I hope he doesn't blow chunks - that's not very pleasant!
Tripper just looks...relaxed!
Hey, Skeez, I know you like celebrating St Pat's bigtime - did you hear about the Irish cricket team???
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/6457689.stm
What a great victory on St Patrick's day, it has been on all the news programmes over here!
Lol...That's cat's out cold alright.
Trip looks like dad did last nite (this morning?) when him and mom gots home. Hope he duzent wake up grumpy wif a hang over!
That is sooo funny--I nearly spewed coffee onto my monitor when I saw that!! Well good for him--party down dude! And get some rest now. :):)
(Great picture!)
Nothing worse than a kitty hangover. Poor Tripper, we hope he isn't in too much pain from over-indulging. Better get some "hair of the dog" ready for him when he wakes up. Heh-heh, hair of the dog...I crack me up...
Skeezix... you were wise not to listen to Mao.
Best to let Tripper sleep it off.
I dunno, Skeez, I think Trip may be out for quite some time yet.
He looks like he had a good time, though.
Zippy, Sadie and Speedy: He was definitly hanging over the edge, so he had a hangover all rite. He duzn't git grumpy tho, just psyko.
Fat Eric: YAY IRISH KRIKIT TEEM!
Daisy: Yoo do? ::blushes::
Parker: We don't have any dawgs, but thare's one next door hoo comes over to krap on owr lawn, so maybe Trip can git sum hares frum him wile he's krapping.
Wow, Tripper denitly ofur did it! At least he's passed out at the right howse! Did he go wif you to Finny an Buddy's party? We was there affer you left.
I would not have done that either.
I am pretty non-confrontational most of the time...
Tripper seems unpredictable
~Prinnie
(mom let me blog!!)
I'm hypnotized by that caramel belly ... Does he know that he looks very sweet (and not psycho at all) when he's passed out like that? Has he been takin' lessons from Rocky?
Must ... not ... look ... directly ... into ... the ... belly!
DMM
Hehe, Mom and Dad had few too many last night as well. I posted an update on their night on my blog, plus some of Mom's music.
Tara
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