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posted by Skeezix at 3/05/2007 11:04:00 PM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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27 Comments:
Skeezix! What a totally stylin' manicure. Way better than mine...wait--I'm jealous! Love from my 6 to you, Katmom
You have such lovely pink toes Skeezix! My humans have to go and pick up my Softpaws - they are being held at customs. I don't have pink ones though, just gray and blue I think.
I love, love, love those pink claw covers. You look so stylish in them.
I love yer pink toenails. But then, I love everything about you, so it's only natural that I would like the toenails too. And yer manicure is still in great shape, no chips or anything! That shows you are well groomed. I like that in a mancat.
Very pretty.
Pink is my favorite color ever.
I hope you have a happy day <3
a furry pink manicure you've got there! mom is contemplating doing this to us--not to make us pretty, because we are bad from time to time with a spot on the couch...we'll run and hide now that we confessed.
a furry pink manicure you've got there! mom is contemplating doing this to us--not to make us pretty, because we are bad from time to time with a spot on the couch...we'll run and hide now that we confessed.
Skeezix, you have pretty (or hansom?) toes! The pink is very dashing!
D
J
CC
pink IS your color. fashionable toesies.
momsbusy
we wishes ars mommees woods buy us some of those. she used too. donts know why she stopped tho.
yuki & kimiko
Those are pretty awesome! I'd love to have some purple ones....
Tara
Mmmmm...looks like candy! (Sabi is a plastic licker!)
cool!! mommy says that she might get me blue soft paws 'acuase i claw her feets at night. is they comfortable?
Don't give Mom any ideas! We're still not in agreement about nail trims! Yur such a trend setter - pink nails an a green hat!
Thanks again for my purrthday gifts! It's too much (well almost)! Mom says I'm spoiled, but I don't smell anyfing - cept NIP!
~ Victor McTabbycat
Your toes are sooo cool! I'm kind of sad I don't bother the furniture because I would love some softpaws. Your paw looks G L A M O R O U S!
Kaze
Oh, my heart be still!!! The Pink Ladies are all jumpin' up & down about your toes.
Your friend
Misty E
I REALLY need to get me some of those! Your toenails are stunning!
I must get your stylist's name.
-Sara
Very stylin' - you should model for Cat Fancy!
Yoo be stylin' wif yoor pink softpaws. We haf problems with pawdicures, as in we fight having our claws trimed! Say, didja see Daisy? Didja haf a stroke? I know it gaved yoo urjes.
Oh yeah! SoftPaws are awesome! I wrote about your pink paws earlier this week. I am getting some blue or red ones soon. You are a great trend setter! Very fashionable!
absolutely fabulous! I think I'd look good in bright red.
Grr
It doesn't get any pinker than that! Very cool toes.
Knead On ~
Hey, can you still knead in those pink toes?
Skeezix ... Those SoftClaws (or whatever they're called) sure do look pretty. Did they hurt? I really like 'em ... Maybe Mom would let me get 'em and then I won't have to endure clippy claws like I had to last night ... And Mom might not call me "Miss Nubs." I mean ... HOW RUDE!!
DMM
Wow those are some bright fancy toes there. I wonder if Mom would fix mine like that ~Merlin
Wow, bee-yootiful toesies, Skeezix! My oldest sister, Marilyn, would really dig 'em, too. She's a white kitty, and pink toesies look so purr-etty on white kitties!
Oh look at those cute pink toes. That is so cool.
Those are exceptional pink toes Skeezix. Latte and I were wondering if you would do us the honor of being our ringbearer?
While I have yet to decide on a color theme, pink really isn't my color but other than staying with that scheme I have complete faith in your fashion sense to say you can wear what you want so long as you blend in!
You have the cutest soft paw toes!
pink is your color ~ and we bet Daisy just loves you in this!!!
meow for now,
Daphne
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