Ware's Skeezy?
Labels: pink toenales
Monday, March 26, 2007
AND OWR FRENDS!
Winners have bin annownst!
Drop by to see hoo wun!
Drop by to see hoo wun!
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We Are The Kitties
About Me
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- Name: Skeezix the Cat
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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> The Skeezix Store
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog
> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog
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> Pacific Siamese Rescue> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
CAT I'M SPONSERING
Meech
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
SKEEZIX STUFF
Offishul Skeezix the Cat T-Shirt
Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.
20 Comments:
Hmmm, I am studying and studying that picture, and I can't find you! Only your arm and toenails. Are you smashed under Mao again? I hope you can breathe OK under there...
We finks Mao is working every angle fer Meezer Monday!
Wow, I see a leg and your toenails. Is the rest of you under Mao??
~Caesar
Were yoo playing hide and hide sum more wif Mao. It looks like he is smushing yoo. Were yoo waving yoor paw fur help?
Are you being sqished like a banana? I sees your toesies but where's the rest of you?
Gosh, we hopes you can breathe!
I can see toes. Where's the rest of you? I hope you can breathe!
Oh boy...Mao looks like he sprouted a Skeezix paw! Or Skeezix sprouted a Mao head...or...well I'm not sure but I sure hope you're still breathing!
Kaze
peep-eye!! (that's what beans say in the ozarks to their little beans--or their kitties--when they're playin' peek-a-boo. our chicago gramma useta think they were saying "pee-pie" and just couldn't figger out what THAT had to do with anything . . .)
It looks like you are playing a game together. I hope it's fun.
Since we can see you back leg, we can only guess where Mao has his nose!!
Skeezix, are you all right under there????????
Mao is very good at squashing you - I must try this (more) with my baby brother!
Mao has alotta power an bulk offur pore Skeezy.
LOKi
I hope it is attached to that white leg with pink toenails.
Aaargh All we can see is one leg and pink toenails. Has Mao eaten yoo???
skeezix are yu alright? did mao mush yu? will yu fluff back up or will dr daisy haf ta come bisit yu? did yu an mao plan this so daisy will bisit yu?
yuki & kimiko
LOL
Whare's Skeezy?? The reely queshtun is why does Mao have a Skeezy paw growing owt of his nek?!?!?!
You must be very warm, cause Mao sure likes to sleep on you....
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