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I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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11 Comments:
deer skeez,
i am glad u were brave durin da erthkwake. we don't get 'em heer in noo york ... altho, mi mom sez dere wuz one she felt 25 yeerz ago ... but it wuz like buzzin not like boom boom boom!
be careful mi frend!
luv--yer grate frend an admirer--jh
An earthquake is very, very scary! I am glad that you were brave. I never lived where there was earthquakes, but my Mommie did a long time ago!
OH MY GOSH. You is furry brave Skeezix.
Omigosh, watch out fur after shocks! Hope yoor all o.k.
Yikes! we lif in El Lay an we gots erfqwakes heer too, but not since we been alive an we're furry skared 'bout it. we hope yur erf is dun shakin'!
Thats enuff to give a guy The Skwirts!!!
Magoo says since it was only 4.41 it was not his fault. He says that by walking to the cat pantry he can cause at least a 5.1 quake.
The earth is moving? Oh no. Stay safe Skeezix.
P.S. We love you don't leave blogging. You are our cheerleader and ringleader. Getting us all into and out of trouble.
We felt an eurthquake too! Owr lady said it was wurse fur yoo than fur us! What on eurth (NO pun intendud...what's a pun?) is she talking abowt!?!? It was soooo super scary and a bit preeesumpshoeous to assume it was wurse fur yoo!
Skeezix:
Concatulations on winning "Mr. Litterbox" ... You are furry deserving! I've heard the scuttlebutt on the blogosphere about "quittin'" and other awful heresy! You CANNOT quit! You ARE the internet! So ...
You've been HUGGED! Mu Shue Pooh King Cat started an internet game of "Hug Tag" and I'm huggin' you! You can find out about the game at Mu Shue's bloggie! http://mushue.blogspot.com!
DaisyMae Maus
Skeezix-
We wanted to let yoo know how cul yoo, Mao, Rocky, Mr. TastyFace and the Fud Lady are! Without yer grate posts and querky persunalities we wuldn't be having such a grate time on the bloggosphere (ackshually we wuldn't evun be here.) Don't evur stop making us (and so many othur cats just like us) smile and laff laff laff!
-Rosie, Cheeto and owr lady
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