YIKES!!!
We wint stroling yesterday, and not far frum the howse ware I saw that ginormous fetherd creecher, I saw A VISHUS DEER!!!! He was hiding in the bushes, holding vary vary still so I woodn't notiss him. Boy, am I ever happy I take my Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt with me win I go strolling! But even tho I had the VDR in hand, I still had Mr TF pik up the pace ... just in case!Labels: I hope this make me look brave to daisy and that she maybe will menshun my big mussells in her comments, stroling is an Xtreme sport, vishus deer
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::Gasp!:: That's too close fur comfort, Skeez! Are you sure Mr. Tasty Face is a driver you can trust?
Run, run, run! Vishus deer alert! ::gasp:: whoa, I sawed dat and almost haded a hart atak! Glad yoo got away safely.
ooh, you're very brave to go out where there is so much wildlife. make sure mr. tasty face keeps you safe
That's a vishus albino deer yoo have lurking neerby yoo!!! Yer super obsurvant to keep an eye owt fur thowse scary things!
Aaaaahhhhhh! I biggified the picture and stared deeply into the vishus deer's eyes and I ALMOST GOT HYPNOTIZED! That is one tricky vishus deer to hold so still like that. There is no end to the stunts they will pull. Skeezix, you were very brave to get so close to him, and there is no doubt that it was only your very very strong muscles that kept him from attacking! And, it's a good thing you have a fast stroller, just in case.
This is very upsetting. I would have crawled into my bloo blankie and screamed. What a nightmare!
~Prinnie @-->--
Where's his body? We fink it's a phony - looks like neighborhood scare tactics to us!
Hey - what's up wif Mr. Tinydik these days?
Well, Skeezix ... You do live "by the big forest," right? There've gotta be vishus deer nearby 'cuz they live in "forests" ... It's a good thing you keep your Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellant close at paw or else you'd be a goner ...
DMM
We have a huge pile of vishus moose poop in the front yard!!!
Patches
Fings are gitting out of paw. The vishus deer are uhpeering efurryweer. We all haf to be furry ubservant cuz thay may be trying to take ofurr the werld.
yes skeez ... war iz mr. tinydik latelee? i been missin heerin abowt him. wuz da "vishus deer" (laffin an laffin) neer mr. td'z howse wid da giant carz?
Kimo & Sabi --Not much going on with Mr Tinydik. Kurrintly, the FL is focusing her venom at the noo naybers hoo are mooving in next door becuz they let thare old dawg owt off-leesh evry morning and he kraps all over owr lawn (huge steeming mownds, becuz he's a big dawg) and then goze on owr frunt porch and eets all the cat food she leeves owt for one of the blak ferul cats. So she's plotting her reevenje and sinse she's a Skorpio (whutever that is), it will be deevius.
Skeeze, yer blabbin' agin.
That vishus deer is really creepy looking - it would scare me!
That is a scary looking vishus deer. I'm glad you keep a can of Vishus Deer Repellent close to paw while you stroll. It's not nice at all for your new neighbor to let their big dog crap in your yard and eat your catfood. I hope your FL comes up with a really devious plan.
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