A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Day Off
I am taking the day off today becuz the Food Lady is sik and between taking care of her and wating for the Man in the Bloo Shorts to come, I won't have time to blog.
I hope your food lady gets better. soon. You can take care of her.
We are adding you and Rocky and Mao to our bloggie roll :-)
um.... did you know that your brothers...um, took your hat?? I do not mean to be a snitch, but I think you should know... the bloo shorts guy came already and Rocky and Mao intercepted your package!! >O_O<
Oh, oh, take good care of da Food Lady Skeez. By da way, I alredy yelled at Rocky but I think yoo shood know: Rocky and Mao took yoor pakij and dey wuz waring YOOR cap!
Skeezix, I hope your Food Lady gets better soon. She is lucky to have you there to take care of her. I know when I don't feel good, Merlin and Dobby always make me feel better.
Skeezix, I hope your Food Lady gets better very very soon. I'll bet you are a good nurse.
Oh, and Skeezix? I think the Man in the Blue Shorts might have already come and gone. You might need to discuss this with Mr. TF so you can get some help with the situation...
dear food lady: we hopes you is better furry soon. it is no fun to be sick. an' we would hate to see skeezy stuff you in a PTU and haul you away in the machine! (we'd hate it, but we'd pay green papers to see it!) ;-)
Skeezix, would you let your Food Lady know that I and all the Good Cats hope she feels better soon. I mean, this is counter to nature -- the human is supposed to take care of the cat, and not the other way around.
GEt Well Soon, Food Lady! Maybe you shood sit owtside by the maleboks wif Skeezy it mite make you feel better and noffing bad cood happen to yore male.
Maybe you should paint yer momma's toenails pink - Mommakitty says pedicures makes her feel good! We hope yer momma feels better soon - give her snuggles fer us! Have a nice day off :)
Gosh, I hope the food lady is better soon! She needs sum Fur an Purr therapy. Don't you get sick takin care of her! My bean boy had a stripped throat last week an stayed home two days. It was nice snugglin wif him cuz he was warm. Purrs to yur Food Lady!
I hope that your food lady feels better soon. It is very important to take care of her so it's just fine to take the day off. Getting Mommy well is all that counts!
Hi Skeezix. Since the Food Lady is not feeling well, maybe you and Rocky and Mao could help her out by cleaning up around the house a little bit, and asking Mr. TF to make her some special food. Snuggling up with all 3 of you would probably make her feel better too.
Oh no! yoo have a lot of werk to do today! We hope yoo are making yer lady bettur...limit hur playtime with the fev-vur wand, she needs hur rest or she'll nevur get bettur!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
Are yoo a cat hoo blogs? The Cat Blog Help Center provides lots of tips and triks on cat blogging, and yoo can ask the staff any qweshchun yoo wunt abowt cat blogging!
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
Fry Yer Fleez! This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.
31 Comments:
deer skeezix
dis iz fer yer food lady:
i hope yer feelin better soon. do u think you should go to da boulevard animal hospitul?
luv--jh
I hope your food lady gets better. soon. You can take care of her.
We are adding you and Rocky and Mao to our bloggie roll :-)
um.... did you know that your brothers...um, took your hat?? I do not mean to be a snitch, but I think you should know... the bloo shorts guy came already and Rocky and Mao intercepted your package!! >O_O<
Love ~Prinnie
Get Well Soon, Food Lady!
Pee Ess: Hope she didn't eat any tainted "wheat gluten"!!!
We hope your Food Lady feels better soon. Maybe Dr. Daisy could come over and take a look at her for you?
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey
quick recovery to the food lady! take extra good care of her, skeezix!
suz
We hope the food lady gets better soon (and remembers to feed you). FAZ
Oh, oh, take good care of da Food Lady Skeez. By da way, I alredy yelled at Rocky but I think yoo shood know: Rocky and Mao took yoor pakij and dey wuz waring YOOR cap!
It is terrible when our beans are sick! Take good care fo your food lady and I hope she gets well soon. Give her gentle headbutts for me.
Skeezix, I hope your Food Lady gets better soon. She is lucky to have you there to take care of her. I know when I don't feel good, Merlin and Dobby always make me feel better.
Skeezix, I hope your Food Lady gets better very very soon. I'll bet you are a good nurse.
Oh, and Skeezix? I think the Man in the Blue Shorts might have already come and gone. You might need to discuss this with Mr. TF so you can get some help with the situation...
dear food lady: we hopes you is better furry soon. it is no fun to be sick. an' we would hate to see skeezy stuff you in a PTU and haul you away in the machine! (we'd hate it, but we'd pay green papers to see it!) ;-)
the meowers
Skeezix, would you let your Food Lady know that I and all the Good Cats hope she feels better soon. I mean, this is counter to nature -- the human is supposed to take care of the cat, and not the other way around.
GEt Well Soon, Food Lady! Maybe you shood sit owtside by the maleboks wif Skeezy it mite make you feel better and noffing bad cood happen to yore male.
Finny & Buddy
Get well soon, Skeezix's Food Lady.
I hope she's feeling better soon! We're kind of taking a 1/2 day ourselves due to a funeral the LL had to go to.
Kaze
Get well soon Food Lady!
Get Well soon Food Lady!!
We're with Daisy...have a huddle with Mr. TF about the male situation...
We are sending get well wishes to your food lady. Hope she is all better real soon!!
Maybe you should paint yer momma's toenails pink - Mommakitty says pedicures makes her feel good! We hope yer momma feels better soon - give her snuggles fer us! Have a nice day off :)
Dear Food Lady:
Please get well really soon. The weather is too pretty for feelin' sick. I'm thinkin' healthy thoughts for you.
Smooches,
DMM
Hope the food lady feels much better soon!
Gosh, I hope the food lady is better soon! She needs sum Fur an Purr therapy. Don't you get sick takin care of her! My bean boy had a stripped throat last week an stayed home two days. It was nice snugglin wif him cuz he was warm. Purrs to yur Food Lady!
I hope that your food lady feels better soon. It is very important to take care of her so it's just fine to take the day off. Getting Mommy well is all that counts!
Oh Dear!
It's no fun for us when they are sick. I am hoping your food lady will be OK!
~waves paws~ GET WELL SOON!
Oh, poor Food Lady! We hope that she is better in no time at all.
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
get well soon Food Lady!!!!
I hope the Food Lady gets well soon. Mr. Tasty Face will have to make sure to take care of all of you.
Hi Skeezix. Since the Food Lady is not feeling well, maybe you and Rocky and Mao could help her out by cleaning up around the house a little bit, and asking Mr. TF to make her some special food. Snuggling up with all 3 of you would probably make her feel better too.
Halloween
Oh no! yoo have a lot of werk to do today! We hope yoo are making yer lady bettur...limit hur playtime with the fev-vur wand, she needs hur rest or she'll nevur get bettur!
Doood, I hope the Food Lady feels better soon. Really soon.
I hope your Food Lady gets better soon.
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