Friday, April 20, 2007

Fashun Show Friday: Pink Catsoots for Prizziners

So, win Mao wint to prizzin, I started thinking more abowt prizzin reeform, espeshully thoze gastly owtfits they make prizziners ware (horizontal stripes or oranje jumpsoots). So I thot if they let the prizziners ware more fashunubul owtfits, they'd be happier, and also lern how to dress better for job interviews win they git owt of the pen.

So heer's an example of how much happier Charles Mansun looks with a kyoot pink catsoot. The catsoot has an added advantage of not being able to hide weppins and kilos of heroin. I think Charles Mansun wood make a good Pink Lady!
UPDATE: Well, I faled to take into considerayshun that all the Pink Ladies are scairt of Charles Mansun, and that since he is neether nice nor a lady, he duzn't meet the qwalifikayshuns to be a Pink Ladey. That's okay. I don't think I'd wunt him to join FOS eether. I'll chek with Rocky to see if he'd make a good spicy vixin.

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20 Comments:

The Meezers said...

mommy just sprayed diet cherry coke out her nose.

4/20/2007 08:15:00 AM  
Daisy said...

Well, it is a cute outfit. But we could never allow Charles Manson to be a Pink Lady, because he is mean. I am scairt of him. And he is not a girl.

4/20/2007 08:37:00 AM  
Daisy said...

Ps: will you ask Mr. Manson if I can borrow his sunglasses?

4/20/2007 08:38:00 AM  
yao-lin said...

Ha ha ha ha that is so funny. Vast improvement, I have to say!xx

4/20/2007 10:17:00 AM  
Junior said...

I think you better do some research on waht kind of person CM is before you induct him as a member of the pink ladies.....I think he would give the ladies a bad reputation. However.....the pink jumpsuit does make him look a bit more like a good person.

4/20/2007 10:42:00 AM  
Victor Tabbycat said...

Hmm. Bonnie an I are rather attached to horizontal stripes, Skeez! I would point out that no prizoner could run far in those heels, tho.

4/20/2007 11:10:00 AM  
Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh no, CM could neffur be a Pink Lady. He's a meenie and not furry nice at all. Besides, he's crazy...
I'm not effun sher dat Marilyn Manson would make it in da Pink Ladies.

4/20/2007 11:52:00 AM  
Parker said...

I'm just grateful it wasn't OJ in the outfit! ~gags just a little thinkin' about it~

4/20/2007 05:18:00 PM  
Kimo & Sabi said...

Mr. Manson certainly looks a bit happier in that pink jumpsuit - and the glasses are a nice accessory too! This may really work!

4/20/2007 05:49:00 PM  
DaisyMae Maus said...

I agree with Daisy:

Charles Manson = scary
Charles Manson = swastika tattoo on forehead (eeww)

Swastika Chuck ISN'T a lady ... So, NO! He cannot join the Pink Ladies.

Besides, pink is a NICE color and he's VERY NOT NICE!

Bad idea, Skeezix.
DMM

4/20/2007 06:44:00 PM  
Suzanne said...

while the idea is interesting, skeezix, i'm not sure 'homicidal maniac' fits any of our clubs. i mean, it's good to be inclusive and friendly, but i don't think i want to hang out with him (i almost said 'hang with him', but that didn't sound good at all!).

love
--suz

4/20/2007 11:34:00 PM  
One of us said...

ahahahaha that is a funny suit but a baaaaaaaaaddddddddddddd man no wonder the pink ladies don't want him. Rocky prolly doesnt efer ~poiland Tribe

4/20/2007 11:58:00 PM  
Tara said...

I'm hiding my eye's under my paw, and quivering a bit. No, I don't think he can be a pink lady... but that is one awesome outfit.
Tara

4/21/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

NO WAY! Think about the name, the Pink LADIES! Even if he was a woman, he'd be no lady! And think about it, he brainwashed women! Sorry Skeezix, even with the update, this makes me shiver. Not to be crude, ladies; cover your eyes, I think he should wear this in prison, more punishment if you know what I mean!

Sorry Skeezix, I don't know what came over me. Friends? Mommy has something special to say to you in a post on Monday. I hope you'll stop by.

4/21/2007 06:36:00 AM  
Eric and Flynn said...

Whaaaat not THE Charles Manson? Sumhow he duzn't look so skeery dressed in pink.

4/21/2007 07:31:00 AM  
The Meowers from Missouri said...

you, our dear skeezix, are the light of our lives. you make our mom do such funny faces and noises when she reads us your posts!!

while the suggested outfit is undeniably tres chic, we just hafta agree that the only clubs in the world that would WANT him as a member are NOT any clubs kitties would want to be in.

an' CM as a spicy vixin for rocky? jeez; you need to have a talk with mao about these things when he gets off the lam. don't make a move without his wise council in this area. no, whatta we thinkin'?! don't trust him either--mao might see an opportunity for a joke. ask mr tf about it--he'll steer ya straight.

4/21/2007 07:46:00 AM  
Lux said...

Mom told me about this guy - eeeeeeeeeek! (I'm hiding.)

4/21/2007 12:03:00 PM  
Chairman Mao said...

My momma's laughin' and laughin'...

4/21/2007 04:40:00 PM  
Phoebe said...

That's a really cook suit, but the guy looks a little crazy. I'm glad no one suggested that he join the Pablo Fan Club.

4/21/2007 05:46:00 PM  
Phoebe said...

oops! I meant that's a COOL suit.

4/21/2007 05:46:00 PM  

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