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Pleeze join me in wishing Kimo and Sabi's Mammakitty a vary vary Happy Berthday! For thoze of yoo hoo don't know her, Mommakitty is one of thoze peepul hoo is vary byootiful both inside and owtside. She loves animuls, the color purpul, and art. In fakt, she's a grate artist! Kimo and Sabi were vary lukky to find such a nice Mommakitty!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
I am going right over there!
I'm headed over there too! I made a post in your honor yesterday. I did a little research and had a few suggerstions about the Vishus Deer ordeal from yesterday.
Your Friend Oscar.
Thanks for the info, Skeezix! I'm headed over there right now with some birthday wishes!
DMM
We'll go over and send our best birthday wishes right now! Oh, and Skeezix, you look very charming in that birthday cake hat. In every picture we see of you, you look like you're smiling! Care to share your secret to constant happiness?
Rocky
Skeezix:
Since you're the most active cat I know, I'm taggin' you for this meme about "keepin' your life in balance."
To participate, write a post about balance in life and link back to this post. Answer any or all of the following questions or simply share your thoughts about life balance.
I have a Mr. Linky on my bloggie!
DMM
Headed over der to wish da furry nice and egzalent Mommakitty a happy birthday! Did yoo effur get yoor pakij back frum Rocky and Mao or did I just spill da beenz?
Fanks fer da plug buddy - Mommakitty loved all da good purrthday wishes!
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