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I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Your Easter cards are adorable. You make a much cuter bunny than Mao ...
DMM
That furst card is soooo funny! We'd rite more but we gotta send them owt to all of owr friends!
Happy Easter, Skeezix! Did the Easter Bunny visit you?
Happy Easter Skeez & Fambly!
Happy Easter, Skeezix, Mao, Rocky, Tripper, Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face.
Happy Easter Skeezix,Mao, Rocky and Trip and uv corse to the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face. It is our purrfday today and if yoo all want to teleport ofurr we haf got out all our treats and stinky goodness to share. We are doing toors uv the feelds furr ennycat hoo is inchrestid but bring yer VDR cuz theer are FOUR vishus deer living theer now!! It's not a proper party, moor uv a open howse. If enny uv yoo can make it, come enny time.Oh and we haf got all our bestest nip out too.
pee-ess Fank yoo furr our Easter card. The man in shorts brought it yesterday.
Dear Skeezix and family -
Happy Easter!
Parker, Puff, Powder & Rudy
Skeezy, those cards are very cute! I hope you and your family have a happy Easter. Did the Easter Bunny come to your house?
Happy Easter Skeezy. Love the Easter cards they are fab!
Hope your Easter is better than mine. *sniff*
xx
deer skeezix, mao, rocky, trip, food lady, an da grate mr. tasty face,
hav a verree happee an grate easter!
luv--jh
Dear skeezix,
These cards are adorrrrrrabibble!
You and Mao are the kyooootest ever!!
We hope you have a happeeee Easter
<3 Princess
Mommy thinks the first card is hysterical! She made Daddy get off his computer so that he could see you on hers. He started laughing too. I didn't get it. Can you explain it pleast? I love big ears, although I can't quite figure out what's different about Mao.
Hi Skeezy & Mao! We sure hope the Food Lady is feeling better and can enjoy a Happy Easter wif you all!
Happy Easter!!!!
Finny & Buddy, Grady & Gilmore and the beans too
HAPPY EASTER!
Haha...I wove your cards!
Happy Easter Skeezix! :) I hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday. :)
skeezix,
we luv you cards we luved the one the man in blue paints and winter coat( it still cold here in Ma no shorts) came wiff we hope you have a very happy easter
Lilly lu and mu shue and Iris too
Very cute cards.I'm sending them out right now...Thanks
Skeezix, Happy Easter to you and your family! We're sending out your Easter cards - We especially loved the first card!
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
thank you, dear skeezix, for the adorable easter card! you are furry kind to send it!
we hopes the food lady was well enough to enjoy the day wif you an' your fambly. our mom was feelin' sniffly and mostly slept all day, but she's up an' around today.
purrs & rubs,
the meowers
tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet! you can eifurr take that as a little birdie's call or a whistle blowing. you better check out mao & rocky's stashes . . .
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