I got a postcard frum Mao!
Labels: I think Mao's in big trubble, kaze, Mao, on the lamb, uncle zhao
Monday, April 16, 2007
AND OWR FRENDS!
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Drop by to see hoo wun!
Drop by to see hoo wun!
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- Name: Skeezix the Cat
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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20 Comments:
What a dangerous-looking couple! We hope you're enjoying your glamorous life on the lam.
~J&B
Omigosh! Those two look like they could get into some serious trouble!
Priceless!!!! That photo is absolutely priceless!!! :::laughing & weeping:::
Oh my gudness, thay luk like thay are up to no gud! Evan thou mao says he doesn't miss yoo he must or else he wuldn't have sent yoo a postcard!
I hope those two don't get into any trouble! They are two of my bestest friends! I'm worried....
Tara
Is Mao in prizzin because of stealing your stuff?
Yikes!
Well, I'm glad Mao finally contacted you. How long does a cat have to stay on the lam before he can get off the lam? Maybe if Mao does some community service his record will be wiped clean.
Wow! They're packing heat! I hope Mao can eventually be re-introduced into civilized society!
That is awesome! No wonder Kaze hasn't bee around too much.....
Latte
Wonder where that picture was taken? Are they even in the US? Wow, I don't think I would want to make them mad! Do you think he's toying with you Skeezix? Do you think he'll come after you? How scary!
I still don't unnerstand. Why did Mao get prizzon time and Rocky pretty much got away wif a slap on da paw! We think dat we may hafta start a petishun to get Mao's charges dismissed and haf his record expunjed! Of course, he's not helping by sending yoo dis postcard wif a piksher of him, well, being bad.
Oh my! I hope they can stay out of trouble!
It's hard to tell from the background where they might be, but we hope they're OK!
Uh-oh! Is Mao corrupting Kaze?
Hmmm...Kaze is a hot gangsta! Mao aint to bad lookin' himself! Have ya ever noticed da good looking criminals get away wif a lot more? Hmmmm....
That's NOT me.
Though I'm often compared to THAT Bonnie.
They even threatened to bring home a little boy cat named Clyde. Instead, I got Victor.
Well, it looks as though Mao is having a great time on his erm...travels.
Dear Skeezix and family,
On Bogdan's behalf, I'm here to say thank you for the Zealies (!), the Rosette and the birthday wishes! When I call them tomorrow at the Cat House Hotel, I'll let Bogdan know. I'm sure he will be thrilled!
Thanks so much,
The Investor
I hope that there's no hail of bullets in their future!
DMM
When he comes home, check him for a paw bracelet. He kood be moniturd.
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