I'm mad ....
... at the man in the bloo shorts. He was supost to bring me sumthing frum my best frends Kimo and Sabi for the San Fransisko Giants opening day, but I never got a pakije. My big bruther Mao, hoo gits to sit owtside and wate for the man in the bloo shorts sez the man in bloo shorts hasn't been stopping by owr howse lately. Wich leeves me withowt sumthing good to ware for opening day. I gess I can ware the Jeter Harris Yankee's cap.....
Labels: baseball, I bet Barry Bonds cood tell me the sekrit to bilding big mussels, jeter harris, kimo, Mao, opening day, sabi, sf giants, yankees
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Oh, Skeezix ... You should wrestle Mao in the heated cat cup or trap him in the tunnel box so that you can be FIRST to greet the man in the bloo shorts.
Speaking of that man with the mail, THANK YOU furry much for the lovely card signed by the cat blogosphere in honor of Fudgie. You are furry thoughtful and we are furry grateful for your sweet gesture.
PeeSSS: Grandad said to tell you "thank you" for the beautiful stamp. He collects stamps that have been put through the mail ... He calls 'em "cancelled" stamps. Anyway, he loved the mountain lion stamp and hadn't ever seen one like it before.
BTW: You look furry fashionable in ANY hat that you choose, not just the baseball ones.
DMM and the Feline Americans
We have formally investigated da situation and have discovered yer brother - yes, yer very own brother Mao, has commited mail theft! HE HAS DA HAT WE SENT YOU!!! We will promptly file a complaint wif da proper mail authorities! But, fer now, if you want it back you have to go kick some Mao butt! (good luck) - Go Giants!
Oh dear. Skeezix, before you file a complaint with the USPS, you should take a very close look around your house... especially MAO'S things...
I hope you two can work it out!
You've been had Skeezix! Listen to Daisy, she knows what she's talking about! It gets worse too! The nice people at the shelter my Mommy volunteers for STOLE one of your ideas for their big fundraising event. I'm gonna post something about it this week. Remember - listen to Daisy!
Um, I think Mao is lying. Not sure, but have you checked his blog lately? The Man in Blue Shorts is usually there 6 days a week no matter what. I'm just saying....
Latte
Daisy and the ofurs are rite, Skeezy. Don't beleef efurrything Mao tells you and take a look froo his closit or ware he keeps his stuff. I bet you will find somefing of yores.
Finny & Buddy
deer skeezix,
i would definitlee talk to yer brudder abowt da cap. (yup ... hee'z warin it.) i would say to ware yer yankeez cap ... but yer giantz fanz miten't think it'z verree smart.
i'm jus wunderin if he intercepted da donashun i made in yer honor wen u were sick.
pleez hava word wid him.
luv--jh
Too Bad... So Sad...
skeezix i can help you wiff the man in the blue short i got one fired after i puut a bitty on his as rocky from arty castry we got a new man in the blue shorts but they still lost my jh pink sox hat
sigh
Lilly lu
Skeezix, sometimes brothers don't always act honorably. You just can't trust them.
~Bathsheba
You should listen to Kimo & Sabi and Daisy. Mao and Rocky have been stealing your mail. You may have to have a word with Mr. Tasty Face about it.
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