Looks like Eric ... or Flynn?

OK, wich one of yoo gingers was at the Mets game last nite???
Labels: baseball, eric and flynn, gingers
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Labels: baseball, eric and flynn, gingers
posted by Skeezix at 4/12/2007 10:40:00 PM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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7 Comments:
I don't believe it, I used to go to the gerl beans softball games and poop on the outfield::snork::Dats sooooo funny!~Zippy
That's awesome! Love it... I hope somebody gave that kitty some good treats for his/her bravery!
Merlin & Dobby's Mom
My human tells me there are some mighty big rats at Shea Stadium. If the Mets are smart, they'll let this cat clean 'em up.
That's so funny! Mom says cats manage to lif in all kindsa places wifout beans efun knowing. Like call-edge camPUSSes. It's a terrific pictor.
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOPHIE!! WE LIVE BY THE METS KIND OF!!!!
It sure wasn't Feline American Pumpkin, 'cuz Punky doesn't have any white on 'im.
DMM
Hahaha!!! I fink it must be Flynn. He wuz teleporting to see Grr and must haf got his dreckshuns mixed up. I wundered why he didn't haf much to say about his nite out wiv her.
Eric
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