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Labels: blogger suks, I wunder why i haven't gotten a postcard frum Mao in the pen, talking bunnies
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Skeezy! See, the PINK bunnies can talk, I do not know why though. I think you are right, his name IS George. I hope he is a good bunny, and not one of the bad bunnies. If he is one of the bad bunnies, you should not sleep near him. Be very careful.
ps: Keep this quiet, but we busted Mao out of prison!!! He is keeping a low profile so he does not get caught and returned to the slammer. But he is OK now. I hope he contacts you soon.
Oh skeezix, how terrifying!!!! I would be scared if a pink bunny talked to me.
xxx
I dunno what I'd do if a bunny spoke to me! I guess it would depend on what the bunny had to say, like if he said "Hi, I'm George and I want to eat you," I think I would end the conversation real fast-like!
It's a bunny epidemic! Run Skeezix! Don't wait to see what happens. He's awfully close to you and I'm afraid you wouldn't get away if he decided he was hungry. OF COURSE, Daily did say the pink bunnies could talk and so it sounds like she's ok with that. Just be careful!
skeezix,
that bunny is just trying to say GO RED SOX since he from boston. He also trying to say that he finks you look furry good in pink. He also saying Lilly Lu is one of your best freind I know i taaught him to talk in the two days he lived here before he came to you
Lilly Lu
As you can see, from our blog post today, we are having tons of trouble publishing comments and this has been going on ever since the new and improved vershun.
I think I would like a pink bunny, at least I think I would.
Precious
We agree, blogger is very very annoying. My mommie has a xanga blogggie and that is so much better. Now she got us this blogger blog and she realizes that xanga is just way better, you can read your subs with out having an annoying blog roll and ... just everything is better.
and just so you know... sometimes my toys talk to me... especially my platypuss... really.
come to our birthday party :-)
Aktually, the pink bunny looks furry purrleased to be talking to you.
~Bombay
Here... go have a look
http://www.xanga.com/
That is a very cute bunny, Skeezix. Sorry to hear you couldn't understand him.
dat bunny iz singin da followin:
yer nobunny til sumbunny luvz u
laffin... i heard dat frum sumone, sumtime long ago.
luv--yer frend--jh
The bunny talks!!!!
Oh my...
and it's.....pink!!!
I use blogger for my site as well... I haven't noticed any problems myself but sometimes these problems come and go... hopefully it's all better now :)
It looks like we can comment but it says there are no comments so they aren't updating.
I hope you have gotten that blogger thing fixed.
Ditto what Chey said. Have you heard, my "Uncle Zao" is visiting with us. All he does is sit on the Poang chair and lick his lips at Kaze. Oh, and he's eating all of our nip.
Latte
I noticed the same as Chey, we can comment, but Blogger says you have no comments.
Wow, I would definetly give those bunnies the bity.
We Pink Ladies are taking good care of Mao.
Tara
talking bunnies, hmm, nevurr hearded of them. BUT, our stuff bear talkded to me once when i hadded a lot of nip. - Sammy
I suspect that bunny might have been trying to warn you about the vishus deer that pretend to be bunnies.
Rabbit Rabbit!
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