The most terryfying stroler ride EVER!!!!!!
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Today was the most terryfying of my hole entire life.
Gess what I saw on today's stroler ride??? A marawding band of vishus deer! Just LOOK AT THE HUNGRY GLEEM IN THARE EYES! Yoo can almost see them likking thare chops. (If yoo biggify the bottum pikcher, yoo'll see ware thare is a huge flok of them!) OF KORSE I had my can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy to use at a moment's notiss. I tride to ixplane to Mr TF that we had to flee like the wind and git outta thare, but they HAD HIPNOTIZED HIM and he just stood thare watching them as they plotted how to overtake the stroler and EET ME!!!!!! Forchewnitly, he got unhipnotized just in time, and WE BARELY ESKAPED with owr LIVES!!!!! I didn't cry like a baby, but I did wet myself just a littul bit. It was both terryfying and ixzilerayting becuz I look the beest of deth strate in the eyes and I did not blink. I feel impowerd!!! (Of korse, I'm shur that once they got a look at my big mussels, they thot twice abowt messin with me!)
Today was the most terryfying of my hole entire life.
Gess what I saw on today's stroler ride??? A marawding band of vishus deer! Just LOOK AT THE HUNGRY GLEEM IN THARE EYES! Yoo can almost see them likking thare chops. (If yoo biggify the bottum pikcher, yoo'll see ware thare is a huge flok of them!) OF KORSE I had my can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy to use at a moment's notiss. I tride to ixplane to Mr TF that we had to flee like the wind and git outta thare, but they HAD HIPNOTIZED HIM and he just stood thare watching them as they plotted how to overtake the stroler and EET ME!!!!!! Forchewnitly, he got unhipnotized just in time, and WE BARELY ESKAPED with owr LIVES!!!!! I didn't cry like a baby, but I did wet myself just a littul bit. It was both terryfying and ixzilerayting becuz I look the beest of deth strate in the eyes and I did not blink. I feel impowerd!!! (Of korse, I'm shur that once they got a look at my big mussels, they thot twice abowt messin with me!)Labels: scared outta my wits, stroler ride, vishus deer, will daisy think I'm brave
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32 Comments:
Oh Skeezix!
We are so glad yu an Mr TF excaped wif yur lifs!
What wood all yur bloggin frends do wifout yu?
It is good yu haf been werkin owt and they seed them big mussels, so they dint bofer yu.
Owr meowmy has ordurd us a PINK stroller, but now I'm not sure goin ridin owtsid is saf.
luf-
yur littel pal,
Zenith
Where's their horns? Them deer didn't even have horns! Maybe they are mutating into a less vishus breed...hmmm...
Oh my gosh! Maybe next time you need to spray MR TASTY FACE with the vishus deer repellant so he gets unhypnotized sooner!!!
I'm so glad you escaped! Those vishus deers are BOLD!
(oh and Grumpybutt does that thing Mao's been doing, but only to his Dead Dustmop-he got caught by the kitty-COPS in this week's episode, even. I'm pretty sure you should put the bitey on Mao when he does it. But maybe it's just that it's spring)
Oh Skeezix, I was very very scairt when I read this story. Thank goodness you had our Vishus Deer Repelunt with you. I have never seen so many vishus deer all in one place. I don't understand why Mr. TF didn't just run away immediately. Maybe it was so you had a chance to flex your strong muscles to show the vishus deer you are strong and brave? I am very proud of you for facing the vishus deer. You are brave!
Skeezix, You are very, very brave to hang in there like that! I bet those vishus deer we scared of YOU! Maybe they are afraid of the color pink!!! You told the story wonderfully, too...had us on the edge of our seats!
We have those deers here in Virginia... they run rampant and gobble up the bushes too.
I am impressed that you faced this marawding band. They do look horrible.
~Princess
That was a furry close call! Fank goodness you gotted away in time. Phew!
~Bombay
How brave you were, Skeez! Did you pump yourself up so your muscles looked even bigger than they are?
poor Skeezy - mr tasty face needs a shot or vishus deer repellent on him to make him move faster!
Oh my goodness Skeezix! That must have been very scary! Thank goodness you and Mr Tasty Face escaped!
What a frightening experience Skeezix. I'm glad you escaped unharmed.
EEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!
"Wow" Skeezix that's some story I glad that you and Mr.Tasty face are okay.
Skeezix,
We're so glad you're safe! Mr. TF should start wearing special glasses so that the vishus deer can't make eye contact. And a shirt with a picture of a vishus deer with a line through it so that they know not to mess with you both!
ps: I meanted to say "your" Vishus Deer Repelunt. Maybe it was a Freudian slip!
Wow Skeezix! That was a close call! You and Mr TF showed them! And I agree with everyone, your muscles were so intimdating that they were SCARED TO DEATH!
What was Mr. TF thinking allowing himself to be easily hypnotized my that marauding herd? I agree with One-Eyed Jack! You need to give Mr. TF a spritz of repellant just in case!
How scary!
DMM
Wow, Skeezix! You are so brave! I have not run into any Vishus Deer yet, but they seem like horrible beasties!
-Rosie
You were very brave, Skeezix. Those vishus deer were looking straight at you! I'm glad you got away in time.
I simply cannot believe that you came so close to such danger. I admire your bravery in the face of evil. I suggest you take a different route next time.
HRH Yao-Lin xx
Skeezix! Please, PLEASE tell me that was an April Fools prank! You didn't REALLY meet a flock of vishus deer, did you? What if they followed you home! Oh, Skeez!
Oh my goodness Skeezix! Plez tell MR. TF you shouldnt go walking there again.......id miss u too much if you got etten by a rabid deer! and, you winned my aucton for the pink dress! just wondering where i should send it too? you can email mommy at abbyelissa@yahoo.com
Take Cares and dnt get eaten by a vishus deer!
Oreo the Cat
We didn't realize that your neighborhood was so dangerous. Maybe you should ask Mr.TF for a handgun permit.
Wait a second, why would you want to be able to shoot hands?
I think you should take Mao with you. Then if the deer attack, you kick him out of the stroller while you make your escape.
You are very brave!!! At least they were not Siberian Musk Deer!! I saw them on TV last week. I hid behind the sofa and wished that I had some of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (even though they were on TV)!!
Sheesh!!! We wuz furry disterbed to read this awful fing. yoo'll haf to make Mr.TF weer reely dark shades so he can't be
hippo-notized again cuz if he duz, next time yoo mite not be so lucky. Mebbe Rocky and Trip cud go along as minders, and Mao cud be a decoy.
Highly disturbing news. I could hardly bear to peek at them, and there you were, out in harm's way. You are very brave.
Oh, Skeezix, that was a close call! I neglected to report my close encounter of the vishus kind! Last week FIVE (yes, FIVE) of those vishus creatures came into my next door neighbor's yard. They didn't dare hop the fence into MY yard because I was armed and dangerous with my Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellent. That, and Dad was outside too.
~Jake
You go Skeez! I am so glad you weren't kot and eeten. Or wurse yet, tortured to give up the location of your yung joosy frends like me! Were you wearin your tuff black lether jackit and shades? You shood just in case next time they show up with more frends.
Oh wow, Skeezix! You're a real butt-kickin' kitty to come through a fright like that. Them deer thingies look a lot scarier than coffee stirrers! I am so glad that you prevailed! You are one tough mancat, my friend!
VT: this was no prank. I wish it were. I saw them with my vary own eyes!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is the scariest thing ever! They were so close to you. Scary, Scary. You were very brave to face them down like that! Poor Mr. TF, he must've been scared stiff!
deer skeezix,
were da vishus deer warin vagabond shooz?
jus wunderin.
luv--yer frend--jh
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