A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I'm deelited to annownse that owr frends Caesar and Prinnie 
FINELY have thare own blog! So drop by to say hello and add them to yer blogrolls!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
Caesar and Prinnie are nice! They are Cornish Rexes, so they have curly furs too. I am a Devon Rex.
Oh, me loves other Cornies! (And you too, Daisy)
It's my bithday today, too! How funny.
Skeezix, one of my fake fingerclaws came off already in less than a week. Has that efur happened to you?
Precious
Precious -- I never had that problim. All mine stade on for 2 munths, and after that so far I've only lost two. I think it's not unuzhual for win yoo ferst have them put on to looze one or two, espeshully if yoo pik at them. Maybe yoo need to go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul and have Shon put them on!
Oh this is such a sweet surprise.
Thank you so much for putting this on your bloggie. You are a great friend.
Did you get your loot bag of goodstuff?
Here you go :::hands over loot:::
~<3 Princess
Thanks Skeez.......Momma says maybe the lady vet helper missed one cuz I was such a wiggle worm.
Your furriend
Precious
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