A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Evry weekend, the Food Lady has to wash the cat qwilts becuz they git vary filled with my furs. Maybe that's why I'm neerly hareless. She keeps meening to put up a foto on the Bizzy for Gizzsy qwilts blog, but she fergits to take pikchers win they are kleen, and as soon as we start using them, they fill up with my furs. And Mao's furs, too, ixsept sinse he's on the lam, his furs are sumware else.Labels: bizzy for gizzy quilts, furs, gizzy
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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5 Comments:
Skeezy, how do you get your furs to fall out like that? My furs do not really shed. I wish they did so I could get my furs all over the quilt and then Pixie would know it is mine, not hers.
wow! that's pretty neat. I mean messy. That also means you like your kitty quilt very much, and that makes me really happy!
That looks like wash day at my house! Furs everywhere! Daddy has to take a fur catcher sponge to all the furniture too. With 3 long haired kitties and me AND a D.O.G. he has to do it every other day!
ha... my green blankie looks worse than that
Wow! You sure dwopped wots of furs!
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