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posted by Skeezix at 4/18/2007 01:14:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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21 Comments:
I love that picture of you, Skeezix - you look almost surreal!
Stunning photo of you Skeezix!
Zenith and all the Fancidots gang went "meawwwwwwwwwwwww" when they saw you in this lovely light.
Zenith sends his love - he's in a Bengal race with Emma and Dagger, right now, so I wrote this for him.
love,
Zenith's mom - Fancidots :)
Oh, Skeezy! That is a very very wonderful picture of you. The lighting really highlights your muscle definition, too. ::sighs::
wow, so beeeeyoootiful.
You look very handsome!
Wow, dats a grate piksher of you. Were yoo looking out to see if Mao wuz coming home?
What a handsome boy!
You are so fit and buff!
Patches
What a great photo! Daisy sure loves it.
Hey, I posted some info about a little boy with leukemia on the cat blogosphere page. he wants to break the record for the most birthday cards received. I immediately thought of you and your fun fun cards! I'm going to send one because I think getting a card from a cat will make him smile!
Fantastic photo, Skeezix!
There are some amazing photos and photographers out there in the blogosphere. This picture is so beautiful!
That's a great picture of you, Skeezix. Were you watching some birdies?
lovely picture! heyuh... this is my first time trying this wordless wednesday thing... i put up a video but it seems everyone else has a picture... are videos allowed? hehe.
How'd you make yourself all blurry?
-Bogdan's investor
That is a very beautiful picture. YOu are a stunning cat despite what your profile says! I think you look almost pensive but I dare say you are really thinking about temptations! xx
You look kinda lonely in that picture Skeezix....are you looking for Daisy....or Mao?
Skeezix ... Your "blog title description" isn't accurate at all ... You're a beautiful feline.
Purrs,
DMM
Beautiful photo Skeezix! :) Just lovely. :)
good looking as always!
--suz
That's a grate pictor, Skeez. On the watch fur vishus deer, right?
Poor Skeezy, now I see, you are looking for Mao to come home. Maybe you can work on planning a big reunion party for him.
You have a nice pictures of cats! I love them!
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