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Labels: mr tasty face
posted by Skeezix at 5/01/2007 01:48:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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23 Comments:
Mmmm - tasty!
Why do I feel a sudden urge to find some food and nibble down?
Cute!
Skeezix!
Dozzent Mr TF's whiskers tikle yur tung?
Owr meowmy kallz it KISSY FACE, when I do that to her -- but I lik her chin, lower lip, or noze... sumtimz when I ketch her sleepin, I like to nurse on her chin, and make biskits on her nek. I guess I fink I luf my meowmy ALMOST as much as yu luf Mr TF.
yur littel pal,
Zenith
Very cute Skeezix. :) It is easy to see why you call him "Mr Tasty Face." :)
Oh Skeezix, you give good hugs and kissies!
You look as though you give the very best hugs!
OH skeeix you give the best love to mr TF. Luv the shirt thats probely why the red sox beat the yankkies on sunday becuse they have great fans like You!!!!
Lilly Lu who has the same red sox shirt !!!!
Oh you are funny Skeezix.
Does Mr. Tastey Face use toona scented shaving cream?
Have a happy day.
that's such a cute photo Skeezix. you really luv mr. TF. i make biscuits on my mom's neck on the couch all the time, sometimes i give her new hairdos too
What does a Mr. Tastey Face taste like?
Are you holding on to Mr TF with just one paw? No wonder your muscles are so big.
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey
that looks like a furry great hug - Mr Tasty face prolly loved it lots
Oh, that is a good one......tasty Tuesday. I also luv your shurt!!
Precious
Awwwwwww
I bet that tastes really really good!
Kaze
Skeezix, does your human dribble food on his face just for you? What devotion!
Mr. Tasty Face's tasty face must be furry tasty indeed. Oof, dat hurted my tung to say. Happy May Day! Tell Rocky dat Sadie iz hoarding cat nip fur dem to share. He can come over anytime.
I like your shirt. You look like you're having a great time with Mr. Tasty Face.
That is the sweetest picture! You really love Mr. Tasty Face, don't you?!
Please stop by my blog and tell me how you got your name. I'm very interested in such an unusual, albiet great, name.
Mr. Tasty Face's face must be really tasty. Thank you for dropping by my blog and wishing me well. I really enjoyed your limerick for me. My toes feel much better now.
Oh, Skeezix, you're such an adorable little guy!
~J&B's mom
Wow! You're kissin' the whiskers off of Mr. TF! Save some TF for the Food Lady or she's gonna get jealous of you, Skeezix!
DMM
hehehe, you're a kissyface, Skeezix! And my momma thinks you're adorable.
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