Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 32

Last week I did Mr Tasty Face, so this week, heer are 13 little known fakts abowt the Food Lady. Don't tell her I rote it cuz I'll git in trubble for blabbing.

1. She has had Simeeze cats her hole entire life. Her ferst -- frum the time she was borned --- was Freda, hoo was blind. Freda sleeped on the Food Ladey's chest evry singul nite. The Food Lady and Freda were almost the same age.
2. She once won a Haggis Toss event at sum Skottish Games. In the Haggis Toss (wich wimmin git to do insted of tossing the caber, but the Food Lady is pritty shur she cood toss a caber), yoo have to throw a haggis at a figyer of a Scotsman hooz kilt is blowing up. Hooever gits closest to the area just below the Skotsman's belt wins. The Food Lady wun a ginormous trofeey with her name ingraved on it.
3. She got Mr Tasty Face frum the innernets. She just wint online and got him, just like ordering frum Amazon. Only he didn't have ratings frum other users.
4. She used to show horses. She also rode in an eqwestriun drill teem, wich is a thrilling thing ware 16 or 20 gerls on horses do deth-defying akts on horsebak at full speed, koreograft to myoosik. The myoosik she remembers most was the theme song frum Hawaii 5-0. They were state champiuns a bunch of times.
5. She was a librul arts majer in colleje and studied English and Art Histery. This was vary exsellint training for her to be a waitress food servise professhunul, and to reed the New Yorker evry week.
6. She has a grate shelf underneeth her nek ware I rest my bak legs win I sit on her sholder. Mr TF has no shelf whatsoever.
7. She is a Scorpio born in the yeer of the Rooster. I don't know whut that meens. But I know that Kaze, Latte and Chase's mom is one, too.
8. She has frekkuls EVRYWARE.
9. She is not a pikky eater like me, but she draws the line at beets and eels.
10. Some of the profeshuns she considered were vetrinariun, lawyer and arkytekt. But she didn't become any of thoze. Insted, she grew up to be my Food Lady.
11. She is a vary good fotograffer and an artist.
12. She has many intrists. Like astronomy (don't git her started on Pluto), ornitholojey, star trek, and jeeolojy. She and Mr Tasty Face reed lots of books abowt thare intrists.
13. She has had sum intristing injureez becuz of cats. Once, she broke her bak, and anuther time she got scratched win reskyooing Joonyer frum a predikamint, and she ended up in the hospitul for many days becuz of the infekshun, and a few munths later it ternd into a bone infekshun and she had to have a toob put inside her so she cood injekt intraveenus antibiotiks 2 times a day. It took her over six munths to git cured of that.

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 32

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