Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Kard frum Daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man in the bloo shorts brot me a thankyoo kard frum Daisy the Kerly Cat!!!!! I was so ixsited!!! She rote on the inside with REEELY GOOD PENMINSHIP, and she stuk abowt a hundrid sparkly shiny butterflys all over it!!!!! I spended almost all nite looking at it, on my sleeping bag wich is almost identikul to Daisy's sleeping bag. This is going strate into the skrapbook of my life, after I git dun looking and looking at it, and sniffing it for her gerl smell. MMMMMMM!

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VD Kontest!!!

If any of yoo are looking forwerd to VD as much as I am, yoo'll be thrilld to heer abowt my VD Contest!

Send a Valentine to yer gerlfrend or boyfrend, and both of yoo cood win grate prizes!

GO TO vdcontest.blogspot.com for all the deetales on how to enter. Sine in with:

username: skeezix2007@gmail.com
pw: skeezix

PRIZES:
The winning cuppul will win:

  1. His-and-hers bathrobes (or his-and-his, or hers-and-hers as appropriate). The his robe will be a Hugh Hefner Smoking Jakkit bathrobe (as introdoost by Kismet), and the hers robe will be identikul to my pink boodwahr robe. If yoo are not a clothes-frendly cat, a $25 Petsmart Gift Card may be substitootid.
  2. A romantik dinner/date fun pak and a red fether boa for the ladey.
  3. A portrit of yoo and yer valentine.
  4. The cat hoo created the winning valentine will git the sponsership of a Best Frends Cat in his/her name.

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Wacky Wenzday: The Eegul and the Vishus Deer

WARNING: My Food Lady hated this storey.

This was vary wacky. In the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop on FOS, my best frend Pixel May reeported the storey of a Bald Eegul carrying a vishus deer's hed. Sumhow, even tho only the hed of the deer was left, it sukseeded in killing the eegul (probably by using its lazer beem eyes). I tell yoo, they have sooperpowers!

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Step 1 to BigManCathood: Git Scars

Rocky told me that a good way to become a Big Man Cat is to git scars. So he gave me one. He's a good frend that way. He also sed it's good for gitting chiks becuz it brings owt thare maternul instinks. Heer is a pikchur of my new scar. I pointid to it with the arrow. It will probably be thare for the rest of my life. It duzn't hert.... much.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

I can't beeleeve I mist this!!!!!

I am so imberrust and upset. Maybe sum of yoo big man cats with harems can give me sum advice. I go to Daisy the Kerly Cat's Catster page and her blog evry day, and look at all her byootiful pikchurs and her byootiful owtfits, and sumhow -- I don't know how this happend --- I MIST SEEING HER MYOOSIK VIDEEYO!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was the gratest myoosik videeyo EVER. AND she was waring a pink swetter IXZAKTLY like MY pink swetter! And now I think she mite feel bad, like I wuzn't paying attenshun to her cuz I didn't comment on her myoosik videeyo, wich is maybe why she was looking forward to Big Man Cat Munday becuz she's shopping arownd for a big man cat with big man cat mussels, and I just can't kumpeet on thoze terms. I have to git by on persunality. But I feer that won't be enuf to git her to pay attenshun to me. She is such a byootiful, klassy, fashunubul gerl cat.

Yoo can watch her myoosik videeyo heer, or yoo can go to her blog to see it. She gots it going and coming. I just don't know how to git bak in her good grayses.

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Man Cat Munday

Mr Tasty Face sez Tripper can't have his own blog. But Trip reeeeeely wunts to partisipate in Man Cat Munday (wich my best frend Kismet invented), so Mao and Rocky and Me will take terns hosting a Trip foto evry Munday. This is Trip with Tiger, his gerfrend. Tiger is the wun hooze more orange. He rabit kiks her and sumtimes duz nasty things to her that I can't talk abowt. I think Trip wood look PURRFIKT in a Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit like Kismet has. Yoo can see that Trip has big man cat-sized paws, wich as evrywun noze is sumthing yoo HAVE to have if yer gonna be a big man cat.

I am only a man-cat in trayning. As soon as I grow sum big paws and dubbul or trippul my body wate, I'll be reddy to put a pikchur of me up for Man Cat Munday!

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

KONTEST: Gess my 700th Post!

KONTEST IS KLOZED! Stay toond for an annownsmint of the winner! My 700th post is coming up. Leeve yer gess (Date AND time [PST]) in the comments feeld of this post along with a link to eether a) yer blog, b) yer emale adress, or c) yer Catster profile.

WINNER GITS:

  • Sponsership of a Best Frends cat of yer choice in yer name
  • Can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
  • Surprise grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Store

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Vishus Deer Ho-tell

The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face were gone, but they came bak home today. I was vary upset becuz the old lady hoo feeds us duz not feed us the rite way, and thare's nobuddy's face to lik, and nobuddy to talk to me. My big bruther Mao was sertin that they had gone on a rode trip, but I didn't think it was possibul, becuz if they'd dun that they wood have taken me with them.... rite?

So when they got home, I asked them why they didn't take me on thare rode trip with them (becuz I was SUCH A GOOD BOY win I wint on a rode trip to my faverit ant Joanne's howse), but the Food Lady ixplaned that it was thare anniversrey and they had to be alone. It duz not sownd like a fun thing to spend time sumware withowt me, but win she shode me the fotos, I was vary glad I didn't go becuz I think they stade at THE VISHUS DEER HO-TELL!!!!! Heer are the pikchurs:

This pikchur was hanging on the wall of thare room:

This vishus deer hed was on the wall above the fireplace in thare room (that's Mr TF bilding a fire):

And yoo cood even see the vishus deer hed above the fireplace in a mirror:



And there was a dining room at the Vishus Deer HO-tell, and above the fireplace in the dining room was ANUTHER vishus deer pikchur:

I do not understand how this cood have bin a fun way to spend a weekend. It sownds terryfying. I got so upset seeing these pikchurs that I wint and blew chunks in the catbox. Big chunks.

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Frootbat Friday

Koffey, He and Me:

Fashun Show Friday

This is my sporty noo polo shert frum Dicken's Closet. The choklit color kompliments my natchurul myooted choklit tones vary nicely. And altho yoo can't see it heer, thare is sumthing cald a "fler-duh-lee" on the chest. "Fler-duh-lee" is a French sine that meens the owtfit is klassy. And it case yer werried that thare's no pink in the foto, I'm showing yoo a pink part of me that yoo will not offin see....!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 18

13 Celebrities Yoo Mite Not Know are/were Cat Lovers
  1. Cameron Diaz
  2. Ann Margret
  3. Warren Beatty
  4. Patrick Stewart
  5. Vanna White
  6. Frank Zappa
  7. Kirsten Dunst
  8. Halle Berry (well, duh!)
  9. Jethro Tull
  10. Snoop Dog (has 2 meezers: Miles Davis and Frank Sinatra)
  11. Paul McCartney
  12. Jay Leno
  13. Antonio Banderas

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

New Moovey: Rocky Steels My Tunnel Box

This one is reely akshun-pakt. I think yoo'll like it!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Daisy is Sik

UPDATE (WED):

I am still in the hospital. The doctor said I am doing well “clinically” but that I am still very painful. That means I can go potty and eat, but I am still hurty. I might have to spend another night, they are not sure yet. My Mommie is going to either bring me home today, or just stop by for a visit if I can’t go home yet.

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My deer deer frend Daisy the Curly Cat is sik and will be having an operayshun to reemove sum bladder stones. Pleeze drop by her blog and send sum purrs and purrayers her way.

I am vary vary upset my this becuz Daisy has always bin so sweet to me and she always sez whut big mussels I have, and I was even thinking of sending her a valentine on Valentine's Day! So she absolootly has to git better reel qwik!!!!

Tabby Toozday


Heer are sum Tabby Toozday fotos of that psyko stray cat Tripper. He gits to sleep on the cat cowch downstares (but he also has a heetid cat bed). He's haff my age and more than twice as big.

OK, I had to add this one:

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Weekend Cat Blogging

The Cat Blogosfeer is hosting WCB this weekend. If yoo haven't alreddy, pleeze drop by and let 'em know whut yer up to!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Lots of Purrayers needed for Nelson John LaPurr

One of my best frends, Nels, hoo is one of the Meowers in Mizzery, had a stroke/seezhure and was rusht to the emerjunsey vet today. Pleeze drop by his blog and/or his Catster profile to send him well-wishes and purrs.

Git well qwik, Nels!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Rocky stoled my tunnel box!

That geezer Rocky stoled my tunnel box! It was the one the Food Lady orderd frum the innernet for me, and Mr Tasty Face fixt it up reel nice so the seeling duzn't cave in and it has nice arches on both ends. I run thru my tunnel box a sqwillion times a day! But last nite I coodn't run thru it becuz sumthing dark and menessing was blokking my way: ROCKY! That old geezer was sitting in the middul of my tunnel box LIKKING himself all over the way he duz, making thoze GROSS sukking sownds, and peeses of blak Rocky fur were gitting all over the nice kleen floor of my box. So I sed vary nicely and politely with my vary best adult voice, "Rocky, I beeleeve yoo have mistakin my tunnel box for yer filthy gutter. Pleeze vakayte the premisses immediyutly." And yoo know whut he did??? HE TRIDE TO FRY MY BRANE WITH HIS VISHUS DEER LAZER BEEM EYES!!! So I qwikly avertid my hed, and I told Rocky that if he didn't vakayte the premisses that I wood have to take the matter to arbitrayshun. And then he sed a lot of the werds on my bad werds list and I had to kloze my ears. Heer is a pickcher of me trying to reezin with him, but yoo can't reezin with an old geezer gutter cat. And I don't even know if I wunt my tunnel box bak becuz now it's got Rocky's smell all over it, and his blak fur, too.

Fashun Show Friday

This is a byootiful pink skarf that my best frends Kimo and Sabi got me for Krissmiss. It has a saying frum my faverit teevee show, Star Trek, on it: Live Long and Pawsper. That's whut the Vulcan cats say. I mite be a Vulcan cat becuz of my distinktiv ears, but I can't be 100% shur. I just know that skarfs make vary vary good aksesseries, and can be funkshunul, too --- providing extra warmth during the kold daze of winter!

Frootbat Friday:My BooBoo

I got a booboo on one of my frootbat ears. (Wood that make it a frooboo?) I eskaped frum upstares and Tripper tride to play with me, but I'm dellykit and he's a Mac truk and my ear got herted. Mr TF saved me frum being eeten, but still I ended up with a frooboo on my ear. I akshully don't mind it so much becuz it makes my ears even PINKer!!!!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 17

Thirteen Cat Fakts that I fownd online (I cut and pasted, so the speling is a littul funkey):

  1. The top two rows of a cat's whiskers can move independently of the lower two rows.
  2. Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.
  3. Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.
  4. A domestic cat can sprint at about 31 miles per hour.
  5. Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination. (That can't be troo for Rocky the Pee King.)
  6. In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king. (Mao made me put that one in.)
  7. Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler. (HISSSSSSSSSS!)
  8. Chattam Island in the Pacific is overrun by thousands of cats--every one of them black--that live on fish.
  9. The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means "to see". (Mao made me put that one in.)
  10. Florence Nightingale owned more than sixty cats in her lifetime and often complained of mysterious "stains" on her paperwork.
  11. In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.
  12. Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run. The only other animals to do this are the giraffe and the camel.
  13. In ancient Egypt, entire families would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when the family cat died.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Donayshuns Still Being Aksepted

Mao's awkshun is over, and the high bidder for the Pink Boodwahr robe was Merlin of the Poi Rats 'n' Cats with a $150 bid.

UPDATE: $900 was sent! The Food Lady donated enuf munneys to rownd it up to an even number, and thank yoo, Food Lady for donating the PayPal fees so that 100% of the munneys that were donaytid wint to Brandi's Mom.

If yoo still wunt to donayte, yoo can do so at any time at the Cat Frends Helping Frends site. Klik heer to donate to Brandi's Mom.

For thoze hoo have donaytid, thank yoo for yer jenerosity. I'll post a list of names soon. If yoo were one of the ferst 8 hoo donaytid $30 or more, we will be sending yoo yer can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (TM). It'll be a day or two beefore thare sent owt becuz we had to order a noo bunch of cans to put it in, and we'll be gitting thoze beefore the end of the week.

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For thoze of yoo hoo don't know, Brandi's mom's unemploymint money AND helth inshurunce has run owt, and they are facing a vary desprit sichoowayshun. We don't wunt sumthing bad to happen to Brandi, so we're razing munney to help. Yoo can reed Brandi's blog for more info on thare sichoowayshun.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

KOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Win me and Mr Tasty Face git up in the morning and go into the compyooter room to do owr werk, it can be kinda kold. And this week has bin the most freezingest kold EVER in my hole entire life. So, wile the office warms up, Mr TF raps an elektrik blankit around himself so he duzn't git frostbite. And I burrow in, wich also helps keep him warm. We sit like that much of the day.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Fund-razing auction ends TODAY!!!!

UPDATE! Bidding too high for yoo? Yoo can still pledge a donayshun in the comments feeld ON MAO's BLOG (not heer), and I'll send yoo the Paypal info. The ferst five donayshuns of $30 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (not sold in stores). Anywun hoo pledges $100 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and thare choice of eether a Skeezix the Cat 2007 Wall Kalinder or a majik morfing Skeezix mug.

UPDATE! The wite rat will donate a majik morfing Skeezix Mug to the high bidder!

So, the high bidder gits the following:

  • Sissy Pink Robe with Kismet, Mao and Rocky's smell on it
  • A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
  • A majik morfing Skeezix mug

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Mao pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS MAO's SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it. AND Rocky has agreed to sleep on it so it has his smell, too, and he has been likking himself on it. So it's reely a one-of-a-kind item yoo can't git anyware else! Even if yer not a robe-waring cat, just being abul to sniff all thoze smells is reezin enuf to buy it!

And Mao and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder! And I'm also donayting one of my majik morfing Skeezix mugs! So the high bidder gits:
  • Pink Satin robe with Mao, Rocky and Kismet's smell on it
  • An awtografft foto of Mao's boodwahr shot waring the robe
  • A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
  • A majik morfing Skeezix mug!
The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

>> GO HEER to REED ALL the DEETALES and submit a bid (DO NOT submit bids on this post.)

Meezer Munday

Thare's a new blog in the blogosfeer! And since it's a Meezer blog, I'm promoting it on Meezer Munday. The blogger is Tara, and she's in Modesto, wich akkording to Google Maps is just a kuppul of inches frum Castro Valley by the big forest.

So yoo know the drill -- drop by, say hello, and add her to yer blogroll!

>> BLOG: Tara, Princess Meezer: http://taraprincessmeezer.blogspot.com/

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Anuther messije!

I got anuther messije in my cat box today. It was a big explanayshun point. I don't know whut they were trying to explane, and I sercht for other parts of the messije, but eether that was the ixtent of the messije, or the other parts got barried.

So far, the messije is "J!" Or maybe "Ji"

For an AMAZING cat box masterpees, you MUST watch my best frend Samoa's videeyo!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Cat Blog Help Center

My new Cat Blog Help Center blog has offishully lawnched! This site is destind to become the web's best reesorse for blogging cats, and cats hoo wanna blog but don't know ware to start.

I coodn't have dun it withowt the help of the following cats hoo garyshusly volunteerd to kontribyoot:
Got a qweschun abowt blogging? Ask a qweschun in the comments feeld of the top post on catbloghelp.com and we'll anser it on the blog within a cuppul of days.

Friday, January 12, 2007

NOO BLOG: Forty Paws!

Ten cats, forty paws. That's the premiss of the noo "Forty Paws" blog. So drop by, add 'em to yer blogroll and give them a big welcome!

>> Forty Paws Blog: http://fortypaws.blogspot.com/

Chey's Rezolooshuns

Heer is my entry for Chey's rezolooshuns kontest. This yeer, Chey shood reezolve to:

  • Rite in her blog evry day. We love reeding her blog.
  • Git a boyfrend. (Like maybe, Latte?)
  • Make yer peepul git yoo more toys so it won't be as obveeyus that yer a toyhog.

I was gonna add "Pik Skeezix as yer running mate", but I don't wunt to preshur her and make her mad at me, and beesides, I mite make a better ferst lady. I'm dying to git a nice pink Jackie O pillbox hat!

>> Heer's deetales on the kontest.

URJINT: Geezer Cat in ORE. needs home

KC sent me this. Do yoo live in OREGON and can provide a home for last few munths of this geezer cat's life?

Heer's his story (frum KC):

EBINEEZER GEEZER is lookin fur a home in Oregon. Hims wuz neutered yesserday and will be held ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND at SafeHaven because hims so old and the weather is so cold. They will haf to turn him out in tha cold come Monday if no one wants him.

They won’t efen try to adopt him cause him’s so old. Him’s only gotted two toofs left (so dental upkeep won’t be a problem) and wuz just wormed. They’s looking for a nice indoor warm place fur this sweet cat to spend hims last few months.

Pleeze, if u’s know of anyone who could keep this sweet old boy, gives him sum love ‘n a warm spot, please leaf a comment at tha blog or email me kc@catblogosphere.com and forward this to furriends u's might haf in that area (Oregon). fanks, KC

Frootbat Friday

Heer's an arkive foto of me and my big bruther Mao. I think I'm in the middul of a toona joose dreem heer. As yoo can planely see, in thoze days I was amung the witest of boys.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Noo York Cats needs home

Thare's a grate, helthy, frendly Noo York cat hoo needs a home.

"He's less than 2 yrs old, FeLV/FIV neg, dewormed, neutered, semi-vocal, extremely friendly, cuddly, and outgoing. He's tall, long, and quite a hearty, strapping young'un. And quite homeless, too, of course."
Look at thoze wiskers!!!!

>> Go to Finny and Buddy's blog for more pikchurs and all the informayshun.

Welcome Noo Bloggers: The Cats Stephens!!!

Give a big welcome to Percy, Eliot and Emily, known kollektivly as the Cats Stephens! They have a brand new blog, so pleeze --- add 'em to yer blogroll and drop by and say hello! Eliot was named after one of the Food Lady's vary faverit poets, TS Eliot.

And yoo Stephens' cats shood drop by owr new blog, the Cat Blog Help Center, wich provides all kinds of help on gitting started with yer blog.


>> The Cats Stephens' blog: http://thecatsstephens.blogspot.com/

>> The Cat Blog Help Center

Save this cat frum the furrever sleep!

Within the next day or two, poor Molly is going to be sent to the furrever sleep if she's not adoptid. Transportayshun can be arranjed ANYWARE. If yoo can help, kontakt info's at the bottum of this post.

Molly’s Story

Hi, my name is Molly. I am a sweet, loving, kitty cat that desperately needs someone with a place in their home and a place in their heart for me.

Several months ago, me and my sister, Maybelle lost our forever Mom very suddenly. She told us one day that she had to go to her people vet for a check up, but then Mom never came home. We found out later that Mom had passed away. Strangers came to feed us for a few days before arescuer came and moved us to a foster home. We knew our foster mom may not be able to take us forever because she has lots of furry footed children that she takes care of every day. But she loved us and took good care of us and gave us a warm, dry, safe place to stay for a time.

Then, one day, we found out we were going to another foster home. When we got there, we found out it wasn't a good place for us. But our first foster Mom didn't know this. There were too many cats and what's more is, it wasn't clean. There were no clean places to sleep, no clean litter boxes where a girl could have a little privacy, and my sister and I got very depressed.My sister was older than me and more fragile than me.

One night, the very first cold night there was, my sister passed away. It was too much for her. Then, our second foster mom went away. She, too, went away to her people vet and didn't come back. I was lost. I didn't know the other cats I was with, there was no water, no electricity, and very little food, and I was alone and frightened without my sister. I began to lose weight. My pretty, long fur got matted, my eyes stung from the fumes of the filth in the place we were all cramped in to, and my eyes turned red and began to weep every day. I was getting sick and I thought I was going to die just like my sister.

Then, my first foster mom came back one day with another rescuer and they took all of us away. My first foster mom cried over me and said she was so sorry, and that she didn't know things would turn out the way they did. She said she wouldn't have left me there if she had known.

I am now getting better, I'm gaining a little weight and little by little she is helping me get the mats out of my fur and helping me to feel like my old self. I have a clean litter box, clean water, and a clean, warm place to sleep. However, I still need a permanent home. As much as my foster mom wishes she had a place for me, I understand she already has lots of commitments to others just like me.

I know it pains her that I've had to go through so much. I know she hurts over the loss of my sister just like I do. She knows it's going to be hard for me to find a home because I'm not a kitten anymore, and very few people want to give grown up cats homes. Everyone wants a little cute kitten to cuddle.

I sure do wish I could have a permanent home. I sure do wish I could curl up in someone's warm lap and purr for them like I used to with my forever mom. I wish someone wanted me. I wish I could be loved again like I used to be. I wonder every day if there is anyone out there that would want to take me. I promise I am a good girl, and I have lots more love and happiness to give. Won't someone give me a chance? Won't someone give me hope?

Thank you for listening,
Sincerely,
Molly

>> HOW TO HELP: Contakt Renee: dinidog@bellsouth.net OR call Suze at 704.674.6509 by cell, 704.344.2760 at work.


LATE BRAKING NOOZ: They have fownd a reskyoo groop hoo will take Molly. She still needs a home but is not in immediyut danjer of being takin in for the big sleep.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 16

Thirteen Fame-us Cat Lovers

  1. Mark Twain
  2. Harriet Beecher Stowe
  3. Dr Albert Schweitzer
  4. Theodore Roosevelt
  5. Pope Benedict
  6. Pierre Auguste Renoir
  7. Florence Nightingale
  8. Nostradamus
  9. Sir Isaac Newton (hoo also invented the cat flap)
  10. Abraham Lincoln
  11. Robert E Lee
  12. Charles Dickens
  13. Winston Churchill

Just FYI: I haven't inkloodid Hemingway, Cleveland Amory, and others widely known to be cat lovers on this list becuz I cood only list 13 and wunted to fokus on thoze hoo are NOT nessissarily widely known as cat lovers.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocatic Title is:
Venerable Lord Skeezix the Bovine of Studley Roger
Get your Peculiar Aristocatic Title

Thanks, Lux, for helping me git my aristocatic title!

Mission Orange Day!

Today's is Mission Orange for the ASPCA, thus the orange bakgrownd on my blog.

Mission: OrangeTM, a focused effort to create a country of humane communities, one community at a time, where animals receive the compassion and respect they deserve—a nation where there is no more unnecessary euthanasia of adoptable animals simply because of a lack of resources and awareness.


>> Find owt more abowt Mission: Orange heer.

Wacky Wednesday: Somewun Pooped a "J"


Heer's my Wacky Wenzday pikchur. Win I wint in the catbox this morning to do my bizniss, I discuverd that someone beefore me had pooped a "J"! How wacky is that?? And he was so prowd of it, he didn't cuvver. (That's not wacky, that's just bad manners [MAO!!!!] )

Has anybuddy else ever pooped the alfabit? I can't poop letters, myself. Just asterisks, and maybe sumtimes an exklumayshun point. I think maybe the ampursand wood be the hardist.

Maybe the "J" was a sine! Like, maybe the grate Jeter Harris was thinking of me. Or Jake. Or Jack! Maybe Jack got eeten by vishus deer becuz of all his vishus deer reeserch! This was vary mistifying to me, so I spent a lot of time ixzamining this pooped J trying to figyur it owt.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Tabby Toozday

I have a tabby Toozday pikchur!! Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat has bin teeching himself to play the peeyano. He sits on the bench, reeches up and boinks a key, then stops, then duz it agin. He reely seems vary myoosikul. Maybe he's fownd his calling. If the peeyano playing duzn't werk owt, maybe he can become a sumo rassler, becuz I think he's bin gayning abowt a pownd of wate evry week.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Meezer Munday


Since this looks like it cood be part flame point Simeeze, I'm posting this foto for Meezer Munday!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Sammy & Miles have a store!

Owr good frends Sammy & Miles (the Meezers) have opend a store ware yoo can buy stuff with thare pikchurs on it. YOO CAN GIT $5 OFF on a purchase of $20 or more now thru Jan 14th if yoo enter the promo code BEAUSCRANES win yoo chek owt.

As most of yoo know, thare mom lost her job a wile ago, and now thare dad just lost his job too... so yoo can buy cool merchundise and help owt owr frends at the same time!

>> Miles and Sammy's Blog

Frootbat Friday


MORE FROOTBATS:
>> Luxor
>> Daisy
>> Kaze
>> Dragonheart
>> Cheysuli
>> William
Are yoo frooty? Leeve me yer URL in the comments and I'll add yoo.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Happy Berthday, LUXOR!!!!!!

My best frend Luxor is THREE yeers old today. WOOOO HOOOO! Drop by his blog and wish him the best!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 15

The 13 Things I Plan to do on my Vakayshun:

  1. Git a pawdikyur.
  2. Start a new blog that serves as a qwik start gide to help cats hoo are noo to blogging*.
  3. Shop for kyoot clothes on the innernet.
  4. Rite thank-yoo notes for all my Krissmiss prezints.
  5. Make a dent in my baklog of FOS buttun reqwests --- I'm abowt six weeks beehind in sending them owt!
  6. Figyer owt all the deetales of my Valentine Kontest.
  7. Rite an entry for Luxor's six-word-storey kontest.
  8. Enter Chey's rezolooshun kontest.
  9. Rite my Noo Yeer's rezolooshuns.
  10. Update my blog template. I fownd owt I can't convert to the new blogger becuz my blog is too big. That's the ferst time I've bin akyoozd of being too big for sumthing.
  11. Figyer owt all the deetales of my BIG 2007 Rode Trip projekt.
  12. Sleep in evry singul day.
  13. Figyer owt whut to do for my Valentine Kard this yeer. I think I need to start by finding a new kyoot owtfit.





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* If yer intristid in being a mentoring kontribyooter to this blog, pleeze emale me: skeezix AT skeezixthecat DOT com and I'll set yoo up.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

On Vakayshun... sorta

For thoze of yoo hoo vizit evry day (and sumtimes sevrul times a day), I just wunted to let yoo know that I'll be sorta on vakayshun for the next ten days or so. I'll still post a Thurzday Thirteen and Frootbat Friday foto, but I need to take sum time to convert my blog to the new blogger (ugh), update a lot of the sidebar kontent, and stuff like that, and I need to rite thank yoo notes for Krissmiss gifts and spend sum time viziting and commenting on all YER blogs! I'm also vary beehind in sending owt FOS buttuns for FOS members (if yoo don't know whut that is, yoo need to join Catster and git in the groop! Emale me [skeezix AT skeezixthecat DOT com) to find owt how). So I'll still be hangin owt in the blogosfeer, but spending less time on my blog until I git cawt up!

Pleeze PING blogrolling.com

This is copied strate frum the Cat Blogosphere, frum advice that my best frend Victor Tabbycat gave on gitting Blogrolling.com to note that yer blog has bin updated. I think they wint on a permunint vakayshun!:

Victor Tabbycat haf sum reely tekneecal advice if u's use Blogroll: Ok, so it's not really news, but if you use Blogrolling fur your linkies an NONE of them say updated, wul, that's happenin to efurryone but the support beans is fast asleep an hidin.

Anyway, there's ONE way to make sure anyone who links to you wif Blogrolling knows you've updated.
1) Go to
http://www.blogrolling.com/ping.phtml.
2) Fill out the form.
3) Click Ping (the button, not the kitty at Abby's house)

For asample, I puts "Bonnie Underfoot and Victor Tabbycat" in the first box an "
http://2tabbys.blogspot.com/" in the second box. I fink if they don't start fixing Blogrolling or at least talkin to the users who are askin them to fix it, we should all go ofur an HISS at them.

BTW, Blogrolling is run by TuCows an we might haf to hiss at them too. Are cows as vishus as deer? I fink I furgot to mention that if you "ping" blogrolling, you haf to do it EVERY time you post. I sure hope they fix it soon!

Thanks Victor (and the Cat Blogosfeer) for publishing this importint informayshun! Sum of us are lost withowt the pinging becuz it takes so much more time to vizit all the blogs! I uzhully go down my long list and vizit all the updated wuns, but if I don't know hoo has an update, I have to vizit evry singul one... it takes forever, and I can't git to evry wun. So taking the time to ping win Blogrolling's auto-ping is down will rezult in more vizits to yer blog. Reely! I promiss!

I'm PSA's January Blog of the Munth!

This vary blog is Pet Sale Avenue's Feetured Blog for January. If yoo go to the site, yoo can reed a reeveeling profile of me, inklooding informayshun on my [hushed tone] fetish.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Tuxie Toozday

OK. I coodn't reezist posting today. Heer's an owt-take frum my Noo Yeer's Foto shoot:


Monday, January 01, 2007

I wun the Funniest Cat of the Yeer Award!!

Thank yoo, DaisyMae Maus!!!

When I posted my boxing day foto, DMM inkerijed me to submit it to CatsInBoxes.com. I did, and just fownd owt that my foto wun the FUNNIEST CAT of THE YEER AWARD for 2006!!! Woo Hoo! Thanks agin, DMM!!!

There's a CatsIn... site for evrywun: catsinboxes.com, catsinsinks.com and catsinbags.com.

Happy Berthday, Kaze!!!!

Evrywun's best frend Kaze is sellubrating her ferst berthday today! Pleeze take a minit to drop by her blog or her Catster page to wish her the best!!

Happy Noo Yeer!

  
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