Duz this happen to anybuddy else???

Today, my speshul frend Daisy sent me a provokativ shaved tummy foto. It was HOT!!! I git all short of breth just thinkin abowt it. Win I ferst saw it, my face got all hot, and I got all tingly in places that don't uzhully tingle, and I coodn't breethe, and I thot I mite have a hart attak! Oh, and my eyes were poppin owt, too. Mao was reddy to call the perrymediks. Have any of yoo had that kind of a reeakshun to lookin at fotos? How do yoo know win it's not just that yoo have a hot gerlfrend, but that yoo need emerjinsy medikul attenshun? Just wundering.... I don't want to use up my allowunse on an ambyoolanse if it's not an emerjinsy.

Duz this happen to anybuddy else???

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/duz-this-happen-to-anybuddy-else.html

Toze Toozday

Toze Toozday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/toze-toozday.html

Mah-soose Munday

Theeze are my cuzzins, Fred (the dawg) and Bandit (the cat). Thare both formerly ferul. They liv in Bakersfeeld, wich is close to Oildale, the center of civilizayshun. Fred's abowt a sqwillion yeers old, and he has artheritis and he's deff, and so Bandit is kindly givving him a massaje.

My faverit Ant Joanne keeps calling the Food Lady and telling her to put Fred and Bandits pikchur on my blog. She's way older than the Food Lady (at leest, she LOOKS way older than the Food Lady), so she gits to be the boss of her. Of korse, I think they shood just git thare own blog insted of sqwatting on mine, but I put up the pikcher anyway.

Mah-soose Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mah-soose-munday.html

Deefine Me

I was over at DaisyMae Maus', and saw ware she fownd whut the daffynishun of DaisyMae Maus was. So I started wundering: how wood the dikshunary deefine me? Heer's whut I fownd owt:

Skeezix -- [noun]: Someone who likes to steal tins of tuna 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Deefine Me

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/deefine-me.html

Welcome to the First Annual aCATemy Awards!

If, as I did, yoo wunderd ware the cat videeyos were in the long list of Academy Award nominayshuns, heer's yer chanse to eether showcase yer work in film or applawd the efforts of other feeline moovey makers.

Are yoo a Feeline Felinni? A Kitty Kurosawa? A Furry Fassbinder? A Tabby Tarantino? Enter now for yer chanse to win an aCATemy Award!

CATegoreez:

• Best Performance by a Cat


• Kyootest Red Carpit Owtfit (foto or videeyo entry)


• Best Moovey

ELIJIBILITY
Any cat with eether a blog or a Catster ID may submit an entry for konsiderayshun.

HOW IT WERKS

• Yoo may enter as many videeyos as yoo like. Evry video is eligible for the "Best Performance by a Cat" award. If yoo submit multiple entreez, the skreening commitey reezerves the rite to reemoove any videeyos that do not meet minimum qwality standerds. (As in, if yoo submit evry videeyo yoo've ever made and thare not all rivetting, sum may git reemooved --- we will leeve at leest one of yer entreez in the kontest, tho.)
  

• Slideshows are akseptabul moovey entreez.
  

• In the "Kyootest Red Carpit Owtfit" category, only one entry per cat. All cats in a given howsehold may enter. Fotoshopped images are akseptable, Chey. Both foto and videeyo entreez will be akseptid.
  


• It's my kontest, so I can change the roolz anytime I wunt.


• Me, my big bruther Mao, Rocky and Trip may enter but are ineligible for prizes.


• If thare are a suffishunt number of entreez, addishunul categoreez may be added.

HOW TO ENTER: Go to blogger and log in with emale adress acatemyawards@gmail.com and pw: skeezix. Post yer entry. Make shur yoo provide a link to yer blog or Catster profile. Also, let us know hoo made the moovey and hoo is starring in it (see template).

KONTEST SITE: www.acatemyawards.com

PRIZES:

• BEST PIKCHUR WINNER will get thare choice of Sony Vegas Movie Studio + DVD OR Adobe Premiere Elements and a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Store.
• BEST PERFORMINSE BY A CAT WINNER will get SUMTHING REELY GRATE and a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Store.
• RED CARPIT FASHUN WINNER will get a $50 gift sertifikit at Paw Palace and a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Store.

ENTRY DEDLINE: Midnite PDT March 18th, 2006

JUDGING: Deepends on the number of entreez. The Selekshun Commitey will probably selekt finulists and have the publik pik the winner. Finulists will be selektid in part by the comments left for eech entry as a meens of deetermining popularity.

Welcome to the First Annual aCATemy Awards!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/welcome-to-first-annual-acatemy-awards.html

Bonnie's Meme

Bonnie's Meme
This is a meme frum my best frend, Bonnie Underfoot. (If yoo've bin tagged, copy the qweschuns/ansers beelow and put in yer own ansers.)

A) Four places I have lived:
Only 2:

• Berkeley (they also sed I lived in Bezerkly, but I think it's the same place). It's ware I was born, and I don't remember much abowt it, ixsept that I had 2 byootiful sisters.
• Castro Valley by the big forest
  

B) Four things I love to watch:

• The coons on the bak dek at nite
• The skunks on the bak dek at nite
• Daisy's Videos
  
• Berdies and sqwerls

C) Four places I have been outside my home:

• The Chuk Erreka Rest Stop on the Eye 5
• My faverit Ant Joanne's howse in Bakersfeeld, wich is neer Oildale, the center of civilizayshun
• The Residinse Inn in Bakersfeeld.
• Bullevard Pet Hospitul
  

D) Four websites I visit daily:

• Daisy the Kerly Cat's Blog
• All my other innernet frends' blogs
• It vareez, but I shop for kyoot owtfits at places like this and this and this.
• Peepul Magazeen's Style Watch, so I can see all the trends in kyoot owtfits
  

E) Four of my favorite foods:

• Fansy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy
• Sumtimes, Fansy Feest Grilled Beef in Gravy
• Toona
• Ixpensive Cheeze (not like, Kraft singuls or imitayshun cheeze produkts)

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
I'm always happiest in frunt of my compyooter, but here are other places I like:

• My heetid cat cup in the compyooter room (wich Mao has takin over)
• My heetid berrito bed in the cat bedroom
• My tunnel box (wich Rocky the Gutter Cat has takin over)
• My Whirly*Pop box

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
The string
Whirlybird Cat Toy
My tinsel wand
My Boogie Mat (a gift frum my best frend Boogers)

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:

• Skeez
• Skeezy
• Skeezaroonie
• Mr Poopy

I) Regarding Catnip:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Anser: Never did a thing for me so I abstane. Beesides, I don't wunt to be sent to rehab.

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: Never had it. I think becuz the ferst 50 times they bot cat grass for the other cats, the cats never ate it, so they gave up.

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:

• I'd pay off the tax man for Mr TF and the Food Lady
• A plane tikkit to Parkland, FL
• Lots of kyoot owtfits
• Plane tikkits for all my innernet frends to come to my howse for a big party

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:

• Think of Daisy
• Dreem of Daisy
• Wunder whut Daisy's doing
• Shop for kyoot owtfits on the innernet

M) Four things I want to do this summer:

• Werk up the kerije to tell Daisy that I'm in love with her.
• Git a tan
• Do lots of strolin'
• Maybe go on vakayshun to Epcot Center or Dizneywerld or the Everglades or the Ringling Bruthers Clown Collije.

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:

• My tunnel box
• My WhirlyPop box
• My Diary
• The old issues of Cat Fancy with the senterfolds that I keep hidden under my cat cup.

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:

• Annownse my "aCATemy Awards Moovey & Fashun Kontest"
• Win Zeus' Mr Litterbox Kompetishun
• Tuch up my mannykyer
• See if Daisy has posted any more shaved tummy fotos on her blog

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
Paper bags
Plastic bags
Boxes
Anser: Boxes and Paper Bags. Also, under the boogie mat or my sleeping bag.

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:

• Rocky the Gutter Cat
• Mao
• That psyko stray cat Trip
• Do the coons on the bak dek cownt?

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:

• My big bruther Mao
• Eclair
• Tiramisu
• Kimo & Sabi

Bonnie's Meme

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/bonnies-meme.html

They're Prayin' for Me!

They're Prayin' for Me!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/theyre-prayin-for-me.html

Mr Litterbox Entry

Heer is my offishul entry for Zeus' Mr Litterbox competishun. Yoo can enter, too, if yer a guy cat!

FORMAL LOOK:

This is my James Bond formal look. I think the ajetive yer looking for is "dashing."

STRENGTH:

I'm doing this feet of strength in the nood so yoo can reely see my big mussels. It's a littul blurry becuz I am so strong, I can lift ginormous wates at litening speed. I've bin praktissing.


FORM

Heer yoo can see better definishun of my big mussells. Yoo can see why I'm so good at bunny-kikking. And just look at thoze six-pak abs!

GETTING REDDY

I thot yoo mite like to see a beehind-the-seens looks at whut goze on beefore I start my wate-lifting. My big bruther Mao let me borrow his Hugh Hefner big man cat robe so that I wood look more manly. It keeps my mussells warm so I don't tare a ligamint or sumthing.

TALENT: TUNG AKSHUN

My speshul talent is being abul to lik my eyebrowz with my tung. As yoo can planely see, I have a big tung and I know how to use it (are yoo paying attenshun, Daisy?). I think this is a vary importunt attribyoot for Mr Litterbox.

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I also feel I need to point owt that I don't do nip, so I won't emberruss the kontest organizers with any skandals.

Mr Litterbox Entry

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mr-litterbox-entry.html

Urjes

I am going to be spending the rest of the day making my urjes go away after seeing THIS!

Urjes

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/urjes.html

Mr Litterbox

My hole day is going to be spent gitting my entry reddy for the Mr Litterbox competishun. It's hard deesiding wich category to enter. Akshully, I don't even know if I shood bother to enter, becuz Latte and Chase have such a grate entry. Do yoo think Daisy will notiss how my qwads are like pistons? I'm not inklined to submit this as my entry bucuz, frankly, the owtfit izn't that kyoot.

Mr Litterbox

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mr-litterbox.html

Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

Yoo know, me and my big bruther Mao have owr diffrinses, but I still love him becuz he's the BEST big bruther EVER. I don't even mind win he yells owt "Kaze!" in his sleep and wakes me up. Maybe yoo shood tell sumbuddy yoo love them today. Just becuz.

Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/sumbuddy-luvs-yoo-saterday.html

Freeky Friday

As most of yoo know frum reeding Sabi and Kimo's blog, today was kinda freeky. Win I waked up this morning, thare was wite stuff owtside called HALE. This is a pikcher of it on the nayber's roof (not Mr Tinydik's roof -- this is the roof of the yappy dawgs peepul). It was also vary kold. And then the lady sed she had an erthqwake at that place she goze win she goze owt hunting during the day. Her hunting place was only 3 miles frum the eppysenter. The eppysenter is ware all the shaking goze on. Thare was one big jolt, she sed, like a semi truk driving into the side of the bilding. But nuthing got broken.

Yep, it was a freeky day, all rite!

Freeky Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/freeky-friday.html

Frootbat Friday

Heer yoo can see my pink mannykyer. And I think the glasses make me look smart. At leest I hope so, becuz my speshul frend Daisy is studying to be a dokter: she's smart and ambishus! So I have to look smart, too, so she duzn't find sum Dr McDreemy to run off with.

Frootbat Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/frootbat-friday_22.html

KONTEST!

Hed over to Dazey, Jesse and Conner's blog and put in yer gess for thare 115th post! Dedline: SAT 2/24 at Midnite central. Thare givving away a Whirlybird cat toy!!!

KONTEST!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/kontest.html

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 22

UPDATE: The Thursday Thirteen Website is shutting down, but I am setting up a blog site (ttcats.com) this weekend to provide a spot for us to post owr TT links in one place. Stay toond!

More intristing serch frayzes used to git to my website (based on my traffik reeports):

1. ferengi fashion
2. big butt fotos
3. my frends hot mom
4. smeared poop
5. grayvee free videos (22 seprit serches for this term)
6. mom likes me best
7. big lady's pumpkin butt (this fraze comes up agin and agin in my logs)
8. wate rimes with sausage
9. pictures of human baby ears
10. anul piles
11. big terds
12. daddy yankee fur of animal in his clothes
13. went to a party and someone poke me with a needle and i felt dizzy and sleepy and was put into a straight jacket

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 22

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/thursday-thirteen-edishun-22.html

Make a Wish Wenzday

My wish is that Rocky wood go git his own stoopid tunnel box and leeve mine alone. As yoo all know, my tunnel box is in a state of disreepare. Mr Tasty Face hasn't had time to retrofit it, so it brakes eezily. This time, it had sum help frum Rocky, hoo BUSTED DOWN THE FRUNT DOOR and crasht inside. Thare is no such thing as détente ware my tunnel box is konsernd.

Make a Wish Wenzday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/make-wish-wenzday.html

I wint to the Byooty Parler!

Me and my big bruther Mao got to go to the Byooty Parler today! The byooty parler is at Bullevard Pet Hospitul. They kleened all owr teeths just like the Brite Smile peepul do and then my best frend Shon put PINK SoftPaws^® on me!!!!! I am vary vary ixsited abowt this becuz it may be just the edje I need to win the Mr Litterbox competishun! Heer's Shon showing off his handywork:

My best frend Jeen made shur they got PINK softpaws for me: Jeeen is THE BEST! And yoo can planely see whut an exsellint job Shon did. Win Shon got dun, he stuk sumthing up my poophole for a feekul test, but I'm used to that becuz that's whut Shon duz winever I see him.

Heer is a pikcher of the LIZZERD I saw at Bullevard Pet Hospitul! I took the pikcher to show to my speshul frend, Daisy --- This is a sallymander lizzerd. Thare were 2 in the glass cage: Harry and Sally. I don't know wether this is Harry or Sally, and thare was no explanayshun of whut happend win they met.

Also, yoo mite be intristid in knowing that Monte the boa was still thare, wayting to grow fethers:
I sed, "Hiya, Monte, howya doin'?" but I don't think he rememberd me. In fakt, he kinda hist at me.

I wint to the Byooty Parler!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/i-wint-to-byooty-parler.html

Uh Oh....

The prizzin boxes are coming owt.... I need to go hide!

Uh Oh....

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/uh-oh.html

Mr Litterbox Kontest is Open for Entreez!

I mite not be posting too much for the next week cuz I have to werk owt and git reddy for Zeus' Mr Litterbox 2007 Kontest! It's not only importunt that I choreograff it with all the best pozes that show off my mussels, but also that I pik owt just the rite owtfit to show off my mussels at thare biggist and bulgiest. If yer a guy cat, KLIK HEER to go to Zeus' blog and enter.

Mr Litterbox Kontest is Open for Entreez!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mr-litterbox-kontest-is-open-for.html

Mashed by a Meezer Munday

Ever since Mao discuvvered that the pink blankie that my best frend Kaze gave to me is in MY heeted cat cup, he's taken over the cat cup becuz he wunts to be next to the Kaze blankie becuz he's sweet on Kaze. This meens that I git mashed. Like heer. I don't mind sharing 50-50, but he's not even givving me 1% of the cat cup. How can I enjoy my West Side Story dreems if he's sqwishing the breth out of me???

Mashed by a Meezer Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mashed-by-meezer-munday.html

Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall

My speshul frend Daisy got in vary seerius trubbul this weekend becuz she tagged her howse. Yoo can reed the deetales heer. I was vary werried for her becuz she mite git sent to prizzin. But it was also a littul ixsiting to think that I mite be involved with a "BAD GERL." I git urjes just thinking abowt it. I askt Rocky abowt it, and he told me in the long run I'd have a lot more fun with Rizzo than I wood with Sandy. I don't know whut he ment by that, but maybe it's sumthing I'll find owt win I beecome a big man cat. Rocky gave me sum vary good advice, tho. He sed to tell Daisy that win she gits sent to prizzin to ask to be sent to one that allows conjugul vizits. I don't know whut that meens, eether, but I'm gonna pass that advice along to Daisy. I'm hoping she'll git sent to Martha Stoowert's prizzin, and then maybe win she gits owt she'll have her own omnipeedia empire.

Anyway, I began thinking abowt whut wood happen if I started tagging howses and running with the rong crowd, and maybe even joining a GANG! I got tired just thinking abowt it, and I fell asleep, and I dreemed that I was in a gang just like in West Side Story*. In the dreem, me and my big bruther Mao and Tripper the psyko stray cat were in a gang and we did lots and lots of singing and dancing. Trip shode me his shiv. He had a psyko look in his eyes win he shode it to me, and I felt a littul scared. So I woke up.

This is kinda whut owr gang looked like in my dreem. I'm the one in the pink shert:


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*Wich has a LOT of grate show tunes in it: I LOVE show tunes.

Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/daisys-hedded-for-joovey-hall.html

Silly Sunday

As a follow-up to the cat circus video I posted yesterday, heer's anuther cat hooze reddy for the circus, performing a deth-defying feet of bravado and athletisizm:

Kids, don't try this at home: he obveeusly is a trayned professhunul. Daisy, I'd like to heer a circus professhunul's take on this stunt!

Silly Sunday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/silly-sunday.html

Stroler Ride Today!!

It was vary hot heer today, so I got to go for a ride in my stroler. Ferst, of korse, I had to pik owt a kyoot owtfit, so I choze this pink t-shert with DAISYS on it. How grate is that??

At ferst, we wint owt and that psyko stray cat Tripper followed us, but he kept gitting distrakted by berdies he saw and we were afrade he git lost, so we wint bak home and lokt him in the howse, and wint agin --- but this time Mr Tasty Face thot we shood take my big bruther Mao with us. Thare was plenty of room becuz the Jeep Rubicon pet stroler is vary spayshus. Surprizingly, Mao didn't yell too much like he uzhully duz, but he did hog the frunt seet more than I wood have liked. Heer I am musselling my way to the frunt seet:

We wint a vary long way, over by the place with all the green grass. I herd lots and lots of berdies, and smeld nice smells and saw sum vary funny peepul pushing a cat stroler that had small peepul in it! Hoo ever HERD of littul peepul riding inside a cat stroler --- and the top was down! As Jeter Harris wood say, I was laffin an laffin!

Win we got home, Rocky was ixzaktly ware we left him --- in the gutter under the Food Lady's bloo masheen, wating for spicy vixins to show up. He's not much of a strolin' cat.

Stroler Ride Today!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/stroler-ride-today.html

Depoopifikayshun

[DAISY: DON'T REED THIS!!] A long time ago I lernd that if I git sqwishy poop in between my toze and Mr Tasty Face sees it, then I git a foot bath. Unlike my best frend Mr Zenith (a bengal), I'm not wild abowt water. In fakt, I deetest it. So win I git swishy poop between my toze, I run and hide sumware and then I suk my toze to git all the poopy owt. And the wet cat litter, too. It's not vary tasty, but honistly, it's better than that barfy medisin. Anyway, I spred my toze as wide apart as they'll go so that I git evry mollykyool of poop owt becuz my poop has a vary vary high konsintrayshun of stink partikuls, and Mr TF has a vary sensitive noze. And I have to be vary careful not to lik Mr TF's tasty face afterwerd, or he'll be on to me.

Depoopifikayshun

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/depoopifikayshun.html

Give it up for Gizzy!

Darling Millie's big bruther, Gizzy (hoo is a geezer cat), has sum big vet bills becuz he's lost 1/3 of his body wate and they can't figyer owt why. So Missy's mom is making cat qwilts to pay the vet man. Heer are two qwilts she made for Missy and KC:





Heer's how to order:

"Millie's Mom is offering the quilts for $25 plus $4.50 each shipping (Priority Mail). Overseas cats will have to pay whatever it costs to ship overseas. Mom's day hunting place ships boxes all over the world, so they can help her there. To find out what the cost for shipping is overseas, Mom needs to know a street address.

"Many cats' beans are sending checks, and that's fine with us (except of course we will have to get Paypal set up for folks in other countries.)

"Tell folks to email me: darlingmillieATgmailDOTcom. She likes to know the name of the cat, whether it is a boy or a girl, and if there any color preferences. Mom will try to honor color prefs but she's trying not to buy fabric, so she can't guarantee anything. She's REALLY good with colors, and all the quilts will be beautiful, because she's really very fussy and if she doesn't like them, they aren't going anywhere."

For more deetales, drop by Millie's blog!

Give it up for Gizzy!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/give-it-up-for-gizzy.html

Circus Cats

Obveeusly, I'm vary intristid in Circus Cats sinse my speshul frend Daisy is "in the bizniss," so I lookt on youtube for other circus cats. This is whut I fownd. They are vary good, but noware as good as my Daisy!

Circus Cats

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/circus-cats.html

My Tunnel Box Got Broken!!!!

This is a vary sad day. My tunnel box got broken. Me and Rocky were playing in it and fiting over hooze it is, and I jumped on the top and suddenly the seeling and walls wint into the grownd! All that reemaynd was one wall and the floor!!! I don't know if Mr TF can fix it this time becuz it is vary vary broken.

My Tunnel Box Got Broken!!!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/my-tunnel-box-got-broken.html

Frootbat Friday

I'm dedikayting this Frootbat Friday to my good frend Buda, hoo livs in Meksiko City. Yesterday was Buda's Berthday! He's 2 yeers old. Happy Berthday, Buda!!! If yoo go to his Catster page, yoo can see all his berthday prezints: he reely hawled in the loot! Heer is a pikchur of Buda. As yoo can see, he is vary reegul and hansum:



And he got a male-order gerlfrend! Her name is Lady Freya. This is her pikchur. She is going to come to live with Buda after a littul wile. She is vary byootiful, too!

Feliz Compleanos, Buda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Happy Frootbat Friday!

Frootbat Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/frootbat-friday_15.html

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

The Thirteen Reezins this was the BEST VD EVER IN MY HOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

1. Daisy kist me at the VD Party.
2. Daisy kist me on Valentine's morning.
3. I got to match up sum of my frends with the loves of thare lifes.
4. Mao is not as cranky now that he's no longer a lonely old bachler cat.
5. I got to ware my pink satin bathrobe.
6. I wun secund runner up in the Catster "Men in Pink" Competishun.
7. I got to praktiss my wooing skills.
8. The secund time Daisy kist me, I only wet my pants a littul tiny bit. In fakt, it mite have only bin a littul flopswet, not pee.
9. I got to give the award for best valentine to my frends Pixie and IBB.
10. The Food Lady and Mr TF ate dinner at home insted of going owt, wich ment I got a littul tiny peese of lobster.
11. I lerned how to werk sizzers so I cood cut owt Daisy's valentine. This is an importunt marketubul skill that cood help me git a grate job sumday.
12. Evrything (inklooding Daisy) is dekerated in pink and red on VD. Pink is my faverit color and I got to see a lot of it!
13. Daisy gave me a GORJUS hot pink romper dress with Xs and Os all over it, and a littul button that sez SMOOCH! It's like gitting kisses frum Daisy evry day!!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

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Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

Yesterday, a pakije frum Daisy came in the male for me, but the Food Lady made me wate to open it until tonite. Note Daisy's EXSILLUNT PENMANSHIP on the envelope. And it is pink and purpul Tinkerbell rapping. Daisy rememberd that I LOVE faireez, espeshully Tinkerbell:

She rote a vary nice letter, too. I red evry werd down to the bottum ware she sed "Luv, Diasy". WOO HOO!!!!!! That was vary ixsiting!

Win I opend the pakije, thare was a byootiful hot pink romper dress inside: PURRFIKT for evryday ware! It had Xs and Os all over it wich meen hugs and kisses. Cood this prezint have bin any more purrfikt????

Well, yes, it cood have..... becuz the rapping had Daisy's SMELL all over it!!!! I snift and snift and snift.


And did I menshun whut a grate HAT the bow on the pakije made???



Heer yoo can git a better look at the byootiful dress. Professor Daisy wood say that it eezily makes the tranzishun frum day to evening ware with the addishun of a strand of perls:


Heer's a speshul deetale on the dress. It sez SMOOCH!!! Smooch meens kiss, so it's like I'm gitting kist by Daisy evry time I ware it!!!!

I am the lukkiest guy in the werld! Not evry gerl wood buy her fella a byootiful VD dress with kisses all over it! Or remember that I like faireez and rap my prezint in fairy rapping paper!!! Daisy, yer the BEST!!!!!

WoW. Sensery overlode. I've gotta take a breether!

PS: Daisy also sent a byootiful pikcher frame that Buddy and Finny made (the proseeds go to help Mu Shue) ... but I fergot to take a pikchur so I'll have to show yoo later. I'm gonna put one of Daisy's tummy pikchurs in it!!!!

Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

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Wanna stay owt of the Dawghowse???

Fergit to get yer sweetie a VD Card? Not to werry! I have free VD e-cards for yoo to send feechering three of my most popyuler romantik pozes. KLIK HEER to send one! (It will say yoo need to sine in as a member, but yoo don't: that's just a rooze to make yoo join.)

Wanna stay owt of the Dawghowse???

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Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

Me and my big bruther Mao are vary ixsited abowt VD this yeer becuz it's the vary ferst yeer we've both had valentines. So we're gitting all drest up, and the fether boa is reddy for akshun. I don't know ixzaktly whut kind of akshun, but I'm shur thare will be sum. This morning Daisy teleportid me over and gave me a kiss. AND I DIDN'T WET MY PANTS!!! That's whut I call progress. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the morning trying to figyer owt how best to aksesserize my pink robe. Rocky sez I shood go aw natcherelle, but I don't think Daisy's reddy to see my Barney Fife fizzeek.

Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

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Congratulayshuns, Pixie and Icon!!!

I am deelited to annownse that the winners of my VD Kontest are Pixie (the blog hog) and Icon Baxter Bentley!!!!

Honorubul Menshuns go to Tara & Kimo and Bubbles & Bathsheba.

PRIZES:

Pixie and IBB won:

1. His-and-hers bathrobes (or his-and-his, or hers-and-hers as appropriate). The his robe will be a Hugh Hefner Smoking Jakkit bathrobe (as introdoost by Kismet), and the hers robe will be identikul to my pink boodwahr robe. If yoo are not a clothes-frendly cat, a $25 Petsmart Gift Card may be substitootid.
2. A romantik dinner/date fun pak and a pink fether boa for the ladey.
3. A portrit of Pixie and Icon together.
4. Pixie will git the sponsership of a Best Frends Cat in her name. (Pixie pikt CASHEW.) I'll be in tuch with both of yoo reegarding yer prizes.

I am happy to reeport that evrywun hoo partisipated was a winner, having fownd yer one troo love just like me!

It shood be pointed owt that altho Daisy's valentine was kleerly the best of the bunch, the kontest was imparshul and her valentine wasn't a finulist even tho it paned me to leeve it owt of the running.

Congratulayshuns, Pixie and Icon!!!

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Torture Toozday

Last week I had to go bak to Bullevard Pet Hospitul. It wasn't becuz I've bin too exsitable lately, but becuz I have tummy problims agin. I've bin blowing more chunks than uzhual and the sqwerts are bak. So heer I am, all drest up and reddy to go inside the prizzin box:

Wile the Food Lady was gitting reddy to take me, Trip kept me cumpanny:

In the wating room at Bullevard Pet Hospital, thare are sum intristing karacters. This is Monte. He's a boa. But he duzn't have any fethers. He's probly wating to see the vet man so the vet man can help him grow his fethers bak:

Thare's anuther creecher that looks just like Monte next to Monte's glass howse, but they don't have a sine with the creecher's name:

The door to the torcher chamber has a creecher paintid on it. I think it's a snake on the top and a berd down beelow:

Heer I am inside the torcher chamber, on the shiny silver table. I'm being vary brave, as yoo can planely see:

This is the vet man (aka the man in the bloo shert). He torchers me, but he's also vary nice. He petted me reel nice and sed that the werld was a better place becuz I'm in it. He sez he watches whut he sez in frunt of me becuz whatever he sez will end up on the innernets.

This is my best frend Shon. Shon duz most of the torchering. He also ways me. I had to take off all my clothes to git wayed. That was imberrussing. Shon also stuk sumthing up my poophole. So if yoo see Shon coming for yoo, run for yer life!

Heer is a creecher hoo was wating owtside the torcher chamber. I think he was wayting to have his skin problim kyoored:

And this creecher was on the wall in the torcher chamber. It looks like a spidey, but it's GINORMOUS!!! It was almost bigger than me. Unforchewnitly, this is one payshunt hoo didn't make it. The creechers on eether side of him are the same things that are on the bloo cover to the rektanguler lake sometimes.

I have to go back to Bullevard Pet Hospitul soon to have my teeths kleend and my poop investigaytid. I will take more pikchurs then.

Torture Toozday

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Mr Sqwerl eets like a berdie

Today, sinse I coodn't do most of the things on my to-do list, I lookt owt the window a lot. And I saw Mr Sqwerl, hoo was eeting ware the berdie food is. He hanged upside down like an akrobat! How duz he eet like that -- his food has to go up into his stumik insted of down in the uzhual direkshun. It was vary intristing.

Mr Sqwerl eets like a berdie

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Pixie is a Blog Hog

Pixie has taken over Daisy's blog. So Daisy can't post any pikchurs today. Wich has reely terned my to-do list for today upside down. Heer's whut my to-do list lookt like:

1. Go to Daisy's blog
2. Enlarge new tummy pikchur and look at it
3. Get a drink of water
4. Git dating tips frum Rocky
5. Go to Daisy's blog
6. Enlarge new tummy pikchur and look at it
7. Get a drink of water
8. Have barfy medisin forst down my throte
9. Eet lunch
10. Go to Daisy's blog
11. Enlarge new tummy pikchur and look at it
12. Get a drink of water
13. Nap. Dreem of Daisy
14. Go to Daisy's blog
15. Enlarge new tummy pikchur and look at it
16. Get a drink of water
17. Ask Mr TF whut's on Oprah tooday
18. Go to Daisy's blog
19. Enlarge new tummy pikchur and look at it
20. Get a drink of water
21. Finish sending owt Valentines
22. Go to bed. Dreem of Daisy

But of korse, that Pixie has rooind my hole entire list. Git yer own blog, Pixie!!!

Pixie is a Blog Hog

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How I spent my Day....

I'm beehind on sending owt all my valentines becuz I spended much of the day at my Daisy-Watching Stayshun looking at this pikcher of my speshul frend, Daisy. I wore my pink fleese jakkit with daiseez on it. I kinda got a feever wile I was doing it, so I had to stop. I must still have the floo. Win I wint to git a drink of water, yoo know whut happend??? ROCKY TOOK MY SPOT!!!!! Ferst my tunnel box, now he's taken over my Daisy-watching stayshun! I am vary distrest.

How I spent my Day....

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Luna needs a Man-Cat!

Owr BYOOTIFUL Spanish frend Luna (hoo was lost for a long time last yeer) STILL duz not have a Valentine for VD! So If yer a man-cat looking for a gorjus Spanish seenyereeta, pleeze drop by her blog and ask her to be yer valentine.

And if anywun else is still looking for love, pleeze let me know in the comments feeld. I've bin trying to fix evrywun up, but it's bin hard to trak hoo hooked up and hooze still looking!

Luna needs a Man-Cat!

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I'm an Awther!

As many of yoo know, "We are the Kitties" has finely bin publisht, and heer I am with my copy. I rote a story for it - a memwahr - called "The Story of My Life So Far." It's the story of my life. But it duzn't inklood the joosy stuff like my romance with Daisy the Kerly Cat. Not that I wood ever spill the beens abowt my speshul reelayshunship with Daisy becuz that's not whut gentulmen do.

Thare are MANY reezins to buy this book. Ferst of all, it's a good book, with many storeez and poems and stuff by blogging cats yoo know. Secund of all, the proseeds go to charitubul kawzes. Therd, the storey of my life is in it. So buy it!!!

I'm an Awther!

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How I spent my Day....

Heer is how I spent my Saterday... after I finisht reecooperayting and then riting Daisy a berthday poem.

Whut a nite last nite at Beau and Angie's party! Daisy and Pixie were the best drest sisters thare, and we all wint in my stroler, wich I had deetailed just for the okayzhun. Deetailing is win yoo pay sumwun to git all the Cheezits and Temptayshuns owt of all the nooks and cranneez, and make shur the weels are shiney. I also fluffed up my hot pink pillow frum Kaze, and hung an air freshener up with that noo stroler smell. Daisy notist that the stroler had bin deetailed, so it was werth it. My big bruther Mao did not go becuz Kaze wuzn't going to be thare. Rocky wint, but not in the stroler becuz he thinks the stroler is stoopid.

I got to danse with Daisy, and I also wint to git her a Catmopolitan becuz Rocky told me it's a good idea to git the gerls likkerd up if yoo wunt to have a good time. Dansing was a littul hard. My big bruther Mao took pity on me and tot me how to danse last week, but win I started dansing with Daisy, I reelized Mao had tot me the gerl part of dansing, not the boy part -- wich is the part ware the boy leeds. But Daisy didn't seem to mind. We dansed kind of slow together, and I cood smell her - she smelld reely good. Reely good. And her ears were vary kleen. And I did not step on her paws even once.

Me and Rocky coodn't stay as long as we wunted becuz the Food Lady was at werk and we didn't wunt her to git home and ketch us whooping it up, but beefore I left the party Daisy planted a kiss on my cheek, and at that point, the seeling started spinning and I got reely reely hot, and I coodn't breethe and I think I past owt and wet my pants. It was SUM kiss! Rocky sez I need to praktiss more so that I can injoy it insted of gitting a sensery overload, but he did menshun that I did good not to sqweel like a piggy. So I think I'm making progress.

Rocky had a good time becuz Sadie brot sum home grone primo nip.

So this morning I rote my berthday poem, and then I deesided to praktiss kissing Daisy. I didn't git vary far becuz win I lookt at her pikcher, I starting thinking whut it wood be like to undo her spagetti straps and then play with them. Thare vary dangle-ly. And then I looked down thare and saw ware her dress cuts away to show her shaved tummy, and at that point, I need a rest becuz it was gitting hard for me to breethe and I was feeling kinda hot. Maybe I'm coming down with the floo.

How I spent my Day....

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Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

Today is the berthday of my vary speshul frend, Daisy the Kerly Cat. As most of yoo know, Daisy and I like eech other, and win I werk up enuf keridje to ask it wile maintaining bladder kontrol, I'm going to ask her to go steddy. This may not happen for a few yeers, tho, becuz we're both still vary yung.

But Daisy is less yung than she was yesterday: Today is Daisy's berthday! Yoo have to drop by her blog and wish her a happy berthday. I rote her a berthday poem. I hope she likes it!

Skeezix's Happy Berthday Poem
to Daisy the Kerly Cat

Daisy, yer the prittiest of all the cats hoo blog
But I'd still like yoo anyway, even if yoo were a dog.
Becuz yer vary smart and sweet and ware the kyootist clothes,
and yoo like pink and pokka dots and headbands made with bows.
Yer brave: yoo takkle wildebeests, and gators in yer yard
And yoo watch for vishus deer -- yoo always bravely keep yer gard.
Yer ears are not all waxy cuz yoo keep them nice and kleen,
I'm amazed that famous royalty hasn't asked yoo to be qween.
I hope this berthday is the best that yoo have ever had
The fakt that yer my speshul frend makes me happy, gay and glad.

Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

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Valentine's Party Starts NOW (8pm EST Friday)

Heer's ware to go:http://swicks.blogspot.com/

Valentine's Party Starts NOW (8pm EST Friday)

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Frootbat Fashun Show Friday

This is my sporty noo polo shert (Dicken's Closet's Spring Line), but this time I'm waring a vest on top of it, and the vest has an argile pattern. Unforchewnitly, the darnd Food Lady did not dress me rite, and the coller is all bunched up under the vest, and frankly, becuz of that this foto is a littul imbarrussing. But we'll have to make do with the only foto I have.

Now the best thing abowt this snappy onsombul is that the Fler duh Lee motif is carried owt on both the vest and the polo shert as yoo can planely see in theeze deetale shots:

I think yoo'll agree that the Fler Duh Lee reely makes it look vary klassy.

Frootbat Fashun Show Friday

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Valentine Finulists Annownst!!!

The finulists have bin annownst in my VD Kontest, and voting is open. But yoo can continyoo to post entries thru Valentine's Day.

>> Go heer to see all the grate entreys!

Valentine Finulists Annownst!!!

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Mom Robyn Appreciation Day

THANK YOO Mom Robyn, for all yoo do. We all love yoo!

Pleeze, if yoo can, pleeze leeve a $1 tip in Mom Robyn's tip jar today... she's had a reely tuff time lately with being sik and not having inshurinse, and she's always the ferst to help everywun else owt... !

AND CHEY IS HOLDING A COMMENTATHON TODAY!!

Chey sez:

I'm having a commentathon for Mom Robyn? Anyone who comments on my Mom Robyn appreciation post means that there will be .50 added to her tip jar. One comment per cat (or human or dog or poi rat or bun) please!

So hed on over to Chey's blog and comment!

Mom Robyn Appreciation Day

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

Thirteen things I need to do to git reddy for Beau Beau and Angie's Party:

1. Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
2. Find owt whut Daisy's waring frum Pixie, just to make shur that me and Daisy won't be waring the same thing.
3. Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar under my eye. Or shood I show it off?
4. Have hot pink Softpaws put on my fingernails.
5. Go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul for a good kleening of my teeths, and maybe to git sum butt putty so I don't have the sqwerts during the party.
6. Praktiss mussel pozes.
7. Buy CosmoCat magazine so I can learn more abowt whut gerl cats talk abowt. My big bruther Mao sez knowlidje is power, and it will help me know win Daisy is trying to use her feminin wiles on me.
8. Find owt whut feminin wiles meens.
9. Practice conversations. My best frend Jeter Harris sugjested, "How abowt dem Yankees?" but yoo know, I'm not shur that wood werk on Daisy. Rocky the Gutter Cat sugjested, "Hey thare. Wanna do it?" but frankly, I think yoo need to be more specifik abowt whut yoo wunt to do. Mao sez to let Daisy do all the talking becuz she seems reel good at that. Maybe that's whut I'll do.
10. Practice greeting Daisy's mom. "Good evening, Mrs Curly Cat. Yoo are looking espeshully byootiful this evening. It's eezy to see ware Daisy gits her good looks." Watch more Leave it to Beaver episodes becuz Eddie Haskul duz this reely good.
11. Practiss not wetting my pants.
12. Clean the stroler and make shur the weels are reel shiney. Git Mr TF to install the bevrije holder.
13. By a korsaje for Daisy, and reemind Icon to git one for Pixie.

Rocky sez I shood also take a bunch of his primo nip for Daisy becuz it will inkreese the chanses that I "git sum" wink wink. Git sum whut? He woodn't say - he just sed, "yoo know..." and he winked agin. I think Rocky was loded becuz none of it made any sense to me and he reefyoozed to ixplane.

OMG! I don't think I can git all this dun beefore tomorrow nite!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

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LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

Okay, evrybuddy, lissen up -- so far, the following cats have ixprest an intrist in finding love with that speshul sumwun. Let's match 'em up! All of theeze are vary deer frends of mine, and I wunt them to have urjes just like I have for my Daisy.

To kontakt theeze cats, go heer. And, if yoo, too, are looking for love, post whut yer looking for thare --- and yoo can even enter an open valentine in the VD Contest like Eclair did!

So heer are owr singuls:

LUCY:

Lucy seeks man cat or boy cat.

Two year old tortie seeks male companionship. Must be sweet and loving, non-smoker (but eating nip OK) who likes to cuddle in front of fires or under blankets.

I'd be a good valentine because I'm really sweet and friendly, I like to go on road trips in the car and in my stroller. I don't talk much, but when I do, you know it's
important - so guys, if you want a woman who won't talk your ear off, I'm your
girl!

http://www.catster.com/cats/219290/sniff

YUKI:

yuki - a laid back senior lady cat wishes to meet a-vayl-a-bull man cat.

he shood be breefing and able to move about wif little or no help. hyper or high strung cats need not apply. must like to take long,long naps on soft comfee beds. must love the view of the world from a pikshure window. fi-nan-shul-lee in-d-pen dent. luv of red dot chasing a purrferred.

i woods make a great valentine cuz i has a caring hart. i loves to be told sweet nufins and will tell yus how hansum, funny, ans wonderful yu is. i will also shares my fishy flakes an nip wif yus.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com

KIMIKO:

kimiko almosts senior lady cat wishes to meet man cat.

enter-est-ed in man cat wif en-er-gee bursts. must be abulls to zoom thru house at breakneck speeds. wipeouts ars ack-sept-a-bull. nip addict is ok. goods hi-gene is a
must as i has flea al-er-gees.

i ams a yung at hart lady cat who likes to chase strings, balls, and red dots. i can act crazy at times and zooms thru the house. sometimes i ams fery quiet and shy. i luvs to curl up and take naps unner the covers. if yus luvs to talk i can listen or yus can
listen to me talk.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com/

TAPS:

Taps - seeking mature girl kitty.
I'm a 16 year old younge at heart black and white boy. I loves to take nappies on our porch, and sleeping on our bean parents bed. I loves chickey, and my special diet. I loves temptation treats, and would be happy to share some with someone special. Oh, i'm an indorr kitty, i use to be an out door kitty until meowmize got her own place and I got to come in.

SNOWY

I'm a 4 year old girl kitty. I have a very snowy white coat, which is how i got my name. I enjoys, taking nappies anywhere it is comfy, and laying in the sun. I loves playing with micerz, and getting some nip(hehe),and temptations. So if yous are looking for a beautiful full figured girl kitty then i just might be your girl. Purrs, and headrubbs.

LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/looking-for-love.html

Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

UPDATE: Lilly Lu and Jeter are going to be Valentines!!!! YAY!!!! Jeter isn't going to grow horns!


I am vary vary sad becuz my best frend Jeter Harris duzn't have a speshul gerl cat frend like I do. Rocky the Gutter Cat sez that Jete' will just have to go to the Valentine's Dance as sumthing called a "STAG". I didn't know whut STAG ment. So I do whut I always do -- I wint online and lookt it up.... and I was just SIK over whut I red!!!! Heer's the deffynishuns:

1. or plural stag : an adult male red deer; also : the male of various other deer (especially genus Cervus)
2. a male animal castrated after sexual maturity

I coodn't reed any ferther.

I don't wunt Jeter Harris to be ternd into a castrated vishus deer!!!! Help me git him a date!!!! Arn't thare ANY gerl cats owt thare hoo wood wunt to spend sum time with this deelitefull Yankee's luvin' Man Cat???

Heer's whut he wunts:

jeter harris seeking gerl cat:

climbin treez a must
prefer a roofwalker
non-smokin pleez ...
no childrun frum preeveyus relashunshipz
owtdoor/indoor
i am parshul to curly catz ... but i am open to meetin acat uv a diffrent fur

i would make a good valentine becuz not only am i verree kyoot but also verree senshuall. i enjoy touchin a grate tail ... jus ask mi brudder mickey. i also keep mi hissin to a minimum. latelee i hav onlee been hissin at mi noo brudder matsui.

so girlz ... if yer intrested in a kyoot, senshuall tabby hoo duzzen't hiss much ... i'm yer valentine.

PLEEZE PLEEZE PLEEZE will sumbuddy say yes to da grate Jeter Harris????

Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

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New Blogger! Meet Diamond

Thare's a noo cat blogger to add to yer blogrolls: Diamond! Diamond is a Rushhun Bloo cat livving in Awstraylia. I'm going to Diamond's blog evry day to see if he ever sees any dingos! Dingos are vishus kreechers hoo eet babies! No werd on wether they eet cats or not.

Diamond's blog: http://diamond-cat.blogspot.com/

New Blogger! Meet Diamond

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How I spent my Day....

How I spent my Day....

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Can't werk this afternoon....

My speshul frend Daisy posted a noo foto of her shaved pink tummy. I can't take my eyes off of it. But I don't know if evrybuddy on the innernets shood be looking at it....!

Can't werk this afternoon....

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My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

My speshul frend Daisy is doing a home-study korse so she can lern to do operayshuns. I just kontinyoo to be amazed at how smart and ambishus she is. She was alreddy a professer, and now she's gonna be a DOKTER!!! I think I'm going to volunteer to let her praktiss her exams on me!

Or maybe not. I get big urjes just thinking abowt it and I woodn't wunt to imberruss myself.

My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

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My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/my-valentine-to-daisy-kerly-cat.html

YAY, CINDERS!!!!!!!!!!1

As the winner of my "Gess my 700th Post" Kontest, Gracie (of Manx Mnews), won sponsership of a Best Frends cat, and she pikt the delektabul Cinders, hoo is a vary sweet old cat. Yay Cinders!!!! Yay Gracie!!!!

YAY, CINDERS!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/yay-cinders1.html

Word Varryfikayshun

Thanks to my best frend Jeter Harris, I've bin thinking that maybe I shoodn't be looking in my litter box for messijges: maybe I shood look at Google's Werd Varryfikayshun messijes. Jeter is maybe the werld's biggest expert in werd varryfikayshun*. So I started paying more attenshun.... and I was blone away! Look at this one:



The messije coodn't be much planer: "Eezy laff, Jeter." I'm laffin an laffin!

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* and he needs a date, ladeez!

Word Varryfikayshun

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/word-varryfikayshun.html

I'm indispozed

If yer wundering ware I am, I am feeverishly werking on making a valentine for that speshul sumwun. I wunt it to be purrfikt, so it's taking a lot of werk.

I'm indispozed

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/im-indispozed.html

New Blog: Ezra & Spirit

Thare's a brand new cat blog in town hosted by Ezra and Spirit. BUT! Ezra and Spirit: if yer reeding this, no one can comment on yer blog becuz yoo have comments reestrikted to members only! To change that, hit yer Settings tab, and then klik the Comments Link beelow the tabs. Ware it sez "Who can comment?" Change it from "members only" to "anyone." Otherwize, yoo'll think nobuddy's coming to see yoo!

>> Vizit "The Life of Two Rescued Pound Kitties"

New Blog: Ezra & Spirit

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/new-blog-ezra-spirit.html

Are yoo singul?

For my VD Contest, I've added the opportoonity for singul cats to partisipate even if they don't have a valentine... and it may even help them find troo love!!! Just GO TO THE KONTEST SITE and follow the direkshuns. Yoo just mite git pared up with the gerl cat or man cat of yer dreems!

Are yoo singul?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/are-yoo-singul.html

We have a winner: Gracie!

Gracie, of Manx Mnews, is the winner of the "Gess my 700th Post Kontest."

WINNER GITS:

• Sponsership of a Best Frends cat of yer choice in yer name
• Can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
• Surprise grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Store

Gracie, pleeze emale me (skeezix AT skeezixthecat DOT com) with yer adress, and let me know wich Best Frends Cat yoo wunt to sponser!

We have a winner: Gracie!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/we-have-winner-gracie.html

Fashion Show Friday

Heer is my Tinkerbell shert that Rue Rue gave me for Krissmiss. It has sparkly bling stars and riting on it. It says, "Sassy." Mao sez they misspelld "Sissy." Yoo can see Tinkerbell's dress is vary sparkly. I think she looks a littul like Pebbles frum the Flinstones. Rue Rue also gave me a speshul Tinkerbell collar to ware with it, but the Food Lady only lets me ware my fancy collars on speshul okayshuns, becuz she wunts to keep them nice. The Tinkerbell collar is pink with fether boa fluff all over it and a littul Tinkerbell charm. Mao sez I'm a fairy, just like Tinkerbell: so yoo see, sumtimes he DUZ say nice things abowt me!!! This is vary cumfy, so sumtimes I ware it to bed at nite and dreem of that speshul sumwun!!!

Fashion Show Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/fashion-show-friday.html

Frootbat Friday

If yoo look at my ear from strate overhed, it duzn't look too big! Mao has now deesided he wunts to take over my cat cup, so it's a tite sqweeeze! Ferst Rocky takes over my tunnul box, and now Mao takes over my cat cup: it is gitting vary diskerijing!

Frootbat Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/frootbat-friday.html

Happy Gotcha Day, Rosie! Happy Berthday, Bellsnickles!

I almost fergot! Today is my best frend Rosie's Gotcha Day, and my best frend Bellsnickles' berthday! Pleeze drop by and wish them both the best!

Happy Gotcha Day, Rosie! Happy Berthday, Bellsnickles!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/happy-gotcha-day-rosie-happy-berthday.html

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 19

Thirteen Things I'm looking for in a Valentine:

1. Good penminship.
2. Likes lizzerds.
3. Good circus skills.
4. Kerly hare.
5. Big ears (meens she's a good lissener)
6. Feerlissness. Like, abul to do battle with the grate wildebeest and live to tell the tail.
7. Grate fashun sense.
8. Likes PINK.
9. Has a kyoot older sister so maybe me and one of my frends cood dubble-date (pavin' the way for yoo, IBB!).
10. Smaller than me.
11. Smart. Looks good in professer glassess and a pink hedband.
12. Likes to ride in the stroler.
13. Career gerl. Like maybe, has a Lois Lane kind of job as a gerl reepurrter.

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 19

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/thursday-thirteen-edishun-19.html