What to ware for Chey and Latte's Wedding?

I have bin vary ixsited abowt Chey and Latte's wedding --- I've spent WEEKS shopping on the innernet for a kyoot owtfit to ware. Heer's the ferst one I ordered. It is a wedding dress to ware to weddings: But the Food Lady told me that only the bride gits to ware the byootiful wite princess dress, wich hardly seems fare. So I did sum more shopping and fownd this amazing pink dress:
But the Food Lady woodn't let me ware it, eether, becuz she sez I'd be overdressing and I don't want to dress fancier than the bride. TOO MANY STOOPID ROOLZ! Rats! So I'm going to ware my tuxeedo. And sinse Shon took off my pink toenales, I don't even have a nice mannycure for the wedding.

Evrywun is invited to the resepshun! The reception starts at 5 PM EDT (2 PM for PDT) Click here to get to the chatroom. The password is LatteNChey.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo to evrybuddy. I don't reely know whut "Cinco de Mayo" meens: is it "mayonayze in the sink"? Sumtimes forin languajes and kustums are vary misteerius. I cood not do a card with my big bruther Mao this yeer sinse he's on the lam, so I'm posting last yeer's card. It reeminds me of all the grate times Mao and I had together. I hope he's okay. I bet he's cold and lonely and homesik, and that makes me sad. But I got a vary vary wunderful card frum my speshul frend Daisy and that made me all happy agin.

>> BTW, yoo can send this as an ecard.

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Frootbat Friday

Frootbat Friday

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My new Carrier

The Food Lady bot me a byootiful new carrier. Gess whut color???? Yoo got it: it's PINK... and not just pink, but a pink lepperd pattern. Vary classy. Once I got in it, I wated by the frunt door for her to take me to Bullevard Pet Hospitul to git my mannycure. Wile I was wating, that psyko stray cat Tripper ran up and wunted to eet me. It's a good thing I was in my sturdy carrier!

The bad news is, I got my old pink toenales taken off, but I hafta wate a week to have new pink toenales put on. I don't know why that is, it's just whut my frend Shon told me. Win I git my new mannycure in a week, they are going to alternate PINK and PURPLE toenales. Just to mix it up a littul bit. I'm trying to start a new trend.

My new Carrier

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 32

Last week I did Mr Tasty Face, so this week, heer are 13 little known fakts abowt the Food Lady. Don't tell her I rote it cuz I'll git in trubble for blabbing.

1. She has had Simeeze cats her hole entire life. Her ferst -- frum the time she was borned --- was Freda, hoo was blind. Freda sleeped on the Food Ladey's chest evry singul nite. The Food Lady and Freda were almost the same age.
2. She once won a Haggis Toss event at sum Skottish Games. In the Haggis Toss (wich wimmin git to do insted of tossing the caber, but the Food Lady is pritty shur she cood toss a caber), yoo have to throw a haggis at a figyer of a Scotsman hooz kilt is blowing up. Hooever gits closest to the area just below the Skotsman's belt wins. The Food Lady wun a ginormous trofeey with her name ingraved on it.
3. She got Mr Tasty Face frum the innernets. She just wint online and got him, just like ordering frum Amazon. Only he didn't have ratings frum other users.
4. She used to show horses. She also rode in an eqwestriun drill teem, wich is a thrilling thing ware 16 or 20 gerls on horses do deth-defying akts on horsebak at full speed, koreograft to myoosik. The myoosik she remembers most was the theme song frum Hawaii 5-0. They were state champiuns a bunch of times.
5. She was a librul arts majer in colleje and studied English and Art Histery. This was vary exsellint training for her to be a waitress food servise professhunul, and to reed the New Yorker evry week.
6. She has a grate shelf underneeth her nek ware I rest my bak legs win I sit on her sholder. Mr TF has no shelf whatsoever.
7. She is a Scorpio born in the yeer of the Rooster. I don't know whut that meens. But I know that Kaze, Latte and Chase's mom is one, too.
8. She has frekkuls EVRYWARE.
9. She is not a pikky eater like me, but she draws the line at beets and eels.
10. Some of the profeshuns she considered were vetrinariun, lawyer and arkytekt. But she didn't become any of thoze. Insted, she grew up to be my Food Lady.
11. She is a vary good fotograffer and an artist.
12. She has many intrists. Like astronomy (don't git her started on Pluto), ornitholojey, star trek, and jeeolojy. She and Mr Tasty Face reed lots of books abowt thare intrists.
13. She has had sum intristing injureez becuz of cats. Once, she broke her bak, and anuther time she got scratched win reskyooing Joonyer frum a predikamint, and she ended up in the hospitul for many days becuz of the infekshun, and a few munths later it ternd into a bone infekshun and she had to have a toob put inside her so she cood injekt intraveenus antibiotiks 2 times a day. It took her over six munths to git cured of that.

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 32

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And the winner is ...................

I'm pleezed to annownse the winners in my Ferst Annual aCATemy Awards Kontest.

The winners were chozen by a combinayshun of popyuler vote, comments and a judges panel. The judges wee chozen by Mr TF and the Food Lady frum sum frends and famly members hoo do not know any of the compeeting cats, becuz we wunted to be as fare as possible. Best pikcher was deesided solely by popyuler vote. The rest were chozen by evalyuating all the comments and also by selekting hoo the judges thot were best. Comments cownted for 40% and the judges cownted for 60%.

BEST PIKCHER: Dragonheart's Akshun Workowt Moovey, "Sphynx Sports," starring Dragonheart. Dragonheart wins his choice of Adobe Premiere Elements or Sony Vegas Movie Studio (or a $50 Amazon gift sertifikut) and a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary store.






RUNNER-UP to BEST PIKCHER: Daisy's "Catnip Reefer Madness" starring Daisy and Pixie. Daisy will git sum gifts frum the Best Frends Store.








We had a TIE for the Red Carpit Fashun Award. So we broke it into 2 divizhuns and the winners will split the prize.

The winners of the GLAMOUR PUSS division of Red Carpet Fashion goze to Eclair and Tiramisu, hoo were dazzling in their kyoot owtfits and bling. The sisters win a $30 Amazon gift sertifikit and a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Store.







Winning the BEST OWTFIT division of the Red Carpet Fashion Award goze to Sabi, hoo wore sumthing my IDOL Liberachey wood have worn bak in the day. Sabi wins a $30 Amazon gift sertifikit and a grab bag of gifts frum the Simeeze Reskyoo Store.

The BEST PURRFORMANSE BY A CAT Award goze to BOOGERS, in Workout Video 101, in wich he feerlessly demunstrated how to use an elliptikul trayner to git big mussels and impress the gerls. Boogie wins a heetid cat cup a grab bag of gifts frum the Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Store.

In addishun to the major awards, the judges wunted to award sum more prizes becuz, heck, all the entreez were SO GRATE!!!!! So heer they are:

KAZE gits an award for TOP STUNT CAT in "Gravity." The judges were wowed by how she flew like a berd acrost the room win she got a wiff of Latte's butt. We were laffin an laffin. Kaze will git a treet frum the Simeeze Reskyoo store.







THE BEST MEMORIAL MOOVEY is awarded to Libby, Portrit of an Angel. Libby's not heer to aksept, but we'll send Oreo sumthing frum the Best Frends Store.









The F/X Award for BEST SPESHUL EFFEKTS goze to Daisy the Curly Cat, for her bulgy eyes in MY persunal faverite moovey, "Catnip Reefer Madness." Daisy will git a littul sumthing frum the Best Frends Store.

The BEST BODY DOUBLE Award goze to Sir Edmund's "the Sock," hoo convinsingly portrayed Miss Midnight in "Cast away on the Sea of Love." We had no idea it wasn't Midnight until the credits rold by. The Sock wins a littul sumthing frum the Best Frends Store.







Mr Zenith is awarded the PERSONALITY PLUS Award as a runner-up in Red Carpit Fashun, becuz he didn't let a tuxeedo git in the way of his effervesint persunality shining thru. Mr Z will git a littul sumthing frum the Best Frends Store.

The last two awards are Honorable Mentions for the top comment-getters in the Red Carpit CATegory: Kimo and the Meezers (Nicholas, Kaia and Stella). Both will git a littul sumthing frum the Simeeze Reskyoo Store.

I'd like to thank evrywun hoo enterd, and evrywun hoo voted and commented. Winners, I'll be in tuch with yoo abowt yer prizes and stuff.

And the winner is ...................

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New Blogger: Honey P Sunshine!!!

My grate frend and FOS member, Honey P Sunshine has started her own blog. HPS livs in Sakramento, wich is ware yoo can git JimBoy's Tacos. I know this becuz the Food Lady and Mr TF make up ixkyooses to go to Sakramento so they can go to JimBoy's Tacos. Honey duzn't have anything to do with JimBoy's. I gess I got off trak.

Anyway, pleeze add her to yer blogroll, then drop by and tell her Skeezy sentcha.

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New Blogger: Honey P Sunshine!!!

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Tasty Toozday

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Tiny Tiger Toozday

Tiny Tiger Toozday

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