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Monday, April 02, 2007

I'm mad ....

... at the man in the bloo shorts. He was supost to bring me sumthing frum my best frends Kimo and Sabi for the San Fransisko Giants opening day, but I never got a pakije. My big bruther Mao, hoo gits to sit owtside and wate for the man in the bloo shorts sez the man in bloo shorts hasn't been stopping by owr howse lately. Wich leeves me withowt sumthing good to ware for opening day. I gess I can ware the Jeter Harris Yankee's cap.....

Labels: baseball, I bet Barry Bonds cood tell me the sekrit to bilding big mussels, jeter harris, kimo, Mao, opening day, sabi, sf giants, yankees

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: Name: Skeezix the Cat; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

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My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.